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skuttlbut
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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i can clear a 6 foot bong tube in one breath... does that count?

knock411
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
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I CAN'T spank it to gay porn.

Now thats a telent.

Arthur Dent
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
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I can post something really dumb and have it completely ignored instead of getting tooled on.



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knock411
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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I can Hit 500 Posts



This message was edited by knock411 on 3-9-01 @ 1:26 PM
Lord Magus
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posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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Yes Arthur, I have noticed that.. that is a truly valuable talent.. let's see...
ummm...
I can clap with one hand (and ONLY using the hand.. I don't have to strike something else)

I have chugged/downed a normal $18 bottle of Jack Daniels in 18 seconds (ala Animal House)

I can be the only guy in a bar filled with women and still go home alone... oh, wait.. that's not really a talent, is it? lol


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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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I can say "DILLON"

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Ronreddog
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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quote:

I have chugged/downed a normal $18 bottle of Jack Daniels in 18 seconds (ala Animal House)




WOW, Lord, that is a talent. But, why would you want to do that? JD is to savor, not chug! LMAO

I can lift my leg and pee on a tree!



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Rog2K
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Ny talent- I can maintain a high paying job in the pharmaceutical marketing industry AND post on the board at the same time.....


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DreamWeaver
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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quote:

I might go to jail!


Just think Ron, if ya do, you'll get hairy man ass instead of TEEN ass, yum


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Ronreddog
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
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OMG! Dream, you just made me puke up my lunch with that comment. I'll take your ass anyday sweetie! ;)



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Drunk Boy
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
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I hope you guys have some more hidden talent. I was hoping for some better stuff, but I think DreamWeaver is in the lead, LOL.



DreamWeaver
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
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Nice, I'm in the lead!! Hey, does swallowing count too??? j/k ;)


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
Rog2K
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 5:30 PM      
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It always counts, no matter what the contest....


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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
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Not only does it count, But it's also a triple word score.




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posted on 03-09-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
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i don't have a hidden talent...unless doing endless hours of bong hits counts

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FukMeBoobs
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
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my mouth is my hidden talent..in more ways than one ;-)

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posted on 03-09-2001 @ 5:43 PM      
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my my my is all i can say!

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Brokenjaw
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posted on 03-09-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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quote:

I've got the duct tape..And the whips just in case we wanna have a little fun with her..





quote:

Does butt sex count?




quote:

Hey, does swallowing count too???




Well I would have to say that you are most likely the to win this contest. You have my vote.



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DreamWeaver
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 5:50 PM      
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So Brokenjaw..what time you coming over..I need to practice :)


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
o&aswallow
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 6:10 PM      
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I can butt a feeding frenzied shark with my nose.

Seeing thats the best I can do, I conceed the contest to Dreamweaver.



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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
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quote:

So Brokenjaw..what time you coming over..I need to practice



Well I will be over soon, but I have to stop at the store and get more Duct tape.

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MinDrain
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 6:38 PM      
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I can remember Inane dates and can fix vacumns

DreamWeaver
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 7:42 PM      
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Oh dear..um i believe i've said too much...


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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posted on 03-09-2001 @ 7:59 PM      
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Hey drunk you forgot to list yourself and the 40oz you can take in the @$$


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Drunk Boy
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 8:06 PM      
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Boy oh boy, I hope @$$ means something other than what I think it does.





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