Posted By | Discussion Topic: What did you want to be when you were young? |
GAGOOTZ
| posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:14 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01
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You know why I like High School girls? Cause I keep getting older, and they stay the same age.
Ah nice reference to Dazed and Confused.
I am actually living my dream, I wanted to be a Marine when I was a little youngin, now I am living it and it's more fun then I expected. OORAHH

"Born to fight, Trained to kill, Ready to Die, But never will!!!" "With my M-16 at 500yds, I will turn someones head into a red myst!"
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FeelMyFunBags
| posted on 12-24-2001 @ 12:20 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
 | When I was really young, I used to want to be an astronaut, but then the Challenger exploded and that scared the shit out of me, so I changed my mind quickly. Then I decided I wanted to be a lawyer or a writer, and when I finally do "grow up" I plan on being both. :)

USA
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Is Don on the phone?
| posted on 12-24-2001 @ 2:54 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01
 | Always knew I'd work in the family business. Glad to be employed, atually.
But what I really want to do is direct.

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Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni
| posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:12 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00
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(rimshot goes here)
I always wanted to be a big important scientist
Then I realized how lazy I am, so I'm an engineer
"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
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njstrawberry
| posted on 12-24-2001 @ 3:41 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01
 | I wanted to be a math teacher but then I realized I hated numbers. I've ended up being an Accounts Payable Auditor. lol Life's so strange sometimes.

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CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:23 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
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I wanted to be a math teacher but then I realized I hated numbers. I've ended up being an Accounts Payable Auditor. lol Life's so strange sometimes.
[annoying office space lady]Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment.[/annoying office space lady]
:)
Pretty much always wanted to go into law, thats the track i'm on now...we'll see what happens.

I'm dying to know,
Do you do you like dreaming of things so impossible?
Or only the practical or ever the wild,
Wading through all your bad, bad days
just to end them with someone you care about.
This message was edited by CriticsLoveSnatch on 12-24-01 @ 4:27 PM |
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Is Don on the phone?
| posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:23 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01
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I always wanted to be a big important scientist
Then I realized how lazy I am, so I'm an engineer
Is anyone else concerned by this statement?
You don't work for Microsoft, do you?

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Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy
I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 4:29 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01
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i wanted to be a........... hooker
AIM- Arpikarhu

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Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni
| posted on 12-24-2001 @ 6:59 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00
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Is anyone else concerned by this statement?
You don't work for Microsoft, do you?
Naw, I'm not a software engineer, I'm a mechanical engineer (the guys who design all the stuff you use that has moving parts)
I spend half the day in a lab having fun, working with my hands like I want to, and the other half in my cubicle where my title is "Paperwork Bitch".
Not quite the rocket scientist I was hoping for
"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
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HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
| posted on 12-24-2001 @ 7:11 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01
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What did you want to be when you were young?
Big-breasted, and a doctor...in that order.

Sig Pic STILL Approved By IrishAlkey...Santa, please leave the boy some titties under the tree.
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Paper Boy I want my two dollars! | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 8:11 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
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What did you want to be when you were young?
Older, now that I'm older, I want to be younger.
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njstrawberry
| posted on 12-25-2001 @ 3:30 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01
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Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment.
No, you've got it wrong "Caterpillar", Nina and her company pays me to find their mistakes.
Now, go be a good boy and pluck your eyebrows.

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screwdriver
| posted on 12-26-2001 @ 1:23 AM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01
 | i always wanted to be a guard in a federal pound me in the ass prison
"holy shit the pope" |
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Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-26-2001 @ 11:40 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01
 | I'm glad everyon watched Office Space on Comedy Central earlier this week. :)

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screwdriver
| posted on 12-27-2001 @ 12:38 AM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01
 | in fact i remember when i went to my 1st job. I put rape twice on my resume, the boss asked me why and i said "i like rape"
"holy shit the pope" |
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Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-27-2001 @ 12:48 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01
 | Screw -- I have something for you
::reaches down into pocket::

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SFShield
| posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:40 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01
 | I just wanted to sit around, watch TV, and eat chips while butt naked.
Proud American and Member of the National Guard |
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Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-27-2001 @ 1:47 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01
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Proud American and Member of the National Guard
well i sure as hell feel safe now!

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funky junk
| posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:36 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01
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I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, buy anything sold or processed, or process anything bought, sold...or processed. I can't figure it all out tonight, sir. I just want to ream your whore daughter's ass until it bleeds.
Actually, the real reason I am posting here now is because I find Shelle Bink so mind-numbingly annoying I couldn't contain myself. How can a twelve-year old be allowed to the board parties, anyway??? Hopefully she's just playing a "character", but she sounds like a little cock-tease who thinks the guys she goes down on really do love her.
Thank you, and good night.
Taste my freshness....
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Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni
| posted on 12-27-2001 @ 3:57 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00
 | Is FM Jeff playing silly buggers again? ;)
I can levitate birds
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screwdriver
| posted on 12-27-2001 @ 6:56 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01
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how can a twelve year old be allowed to the board parties
like i always say, if there's grass on the field, play ball
"jesus can you take the time to throw a drowning man a line, peace on earth" |
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Is Don on the phone?
| posted on 12-27-2001 @ 7:18 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01
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I spend half the day in a lab having fun, working with my hands like I want to, and the other half in my cubicle where my title is "Paperwork Bitch".
Damn, all those years of school and you still have to do your own paperwork?
Actually, that sounds familiar....

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Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-27-2001 @ 9:58 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01
 | FMJeff, I thought we were getting along ;)
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How can a twelve-year old be allowed to the board parties, anyway???
I dunno, ask Froy, I mean, he's 12 and he runs the place...tog.

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WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third".
AmyMohrBuddy
One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:19 AM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00
 | i actually wanted to be a vet, go figure
WHATEVER BEN
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Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
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Ants in My Pants Billy
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003.
I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:41 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01
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i actually wanted to be a vet, go figure
And instead of working with animals, you became a filthy animal.
Oh wait, sorry Amy, I always get you and Shelle confused. She's the filthy animal, you're the clean animal.

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