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GonzoStyle
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Well, no shit. They have four legs. One knee per leg. Four knees. How many did you expect me to think they had?


Excuse me mistar smartey pants

Dogs and Cats also have 4 legs but they have 2 knees. As do lions and tigers, you walking cum sump... Gonna make fun of my join date again?




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This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-29-02 @ 5:36 PM
barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:35 PM      
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quote:
Dogs and Cats also have 4 legs but they have 2 knees you walking cum sump
that's not true newbie. My cat has 4 knees. I don't know what the hell kind of mutant pets you got.



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Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:38 PM      
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The five most stolen items in a drugstore are batteries, cosmetics, film, sunglasses, and, get this, Preparation H

"Weird" Al Yankovic received a Bachelor's degree in Architecture in 1981. He also served as valedictorian of his high school at age 16.

There are approximately ten million bricks in the Empire State Building.

The lightning that we see actually goes from the ground to the sky in what is known as the "return stroke" at 1/3 the speed of light. We can't see the initial "stepped leader" that passes from the sky to the ground.

From space, the brightest man-made place is Las Vegas, Nevada.

Janis Joplin's will called for a party for 200 people at her favorite pub in San Alselmo, California at a cost of $2,500.00.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second

The words racecar and kayak are spelled same both ways.

The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

At Andrew Jackson's funeral in 1845, his pet parrot had to be removed because it was swearing

Jimmy Carter was the first President born in a hospital.





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GonzoStyle
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
that's not true newbie. My cat has 4 knees. I don't know what the hell kind of mutant pets you got.


My dog may be fucked up but it's not a mutant you turd burglar.




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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
Kind of ironic that you repeated it.


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Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
my cat has 2 knees and 2 elbows.





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barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:48 PM      
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I took the liberty of microwaving my cat just to prove the newbie wrong.





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GonzoStyle
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Just before I go some more thoughts for you.

- Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing, just ask Alkey.

- The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. Sounds like a 1st date with becky.

- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

- On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

- In ancient Egypt, priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

- Polar bears are left-handed.

- A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

- Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

- A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (yes i tried it does.

- Back in the mid-80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.

- Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

- In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated, except for barch.

- Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child is 2-6 years of age.

- Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

- If you have three quarters, four dimes and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

- The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

- Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

- No NFL team that plays its home games in a dome has ever won a Superbowl.

- The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan".

PS Barch your cat is broke you should return it, it's leg bends inwards you been lied to all this time.




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Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
Useless shit you do not need to know but now you will!!!!
I think I forgot how to wipe myself.

OAgirI25
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:53 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Does that mean dolphins like assfucking too? i wonderif the dolpins also swallow the sperm?

barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I don't mean to be a dick. That's not true. I do mean to be a dick. Who is feeding you this bullshit?
quote:
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
So, how come every time I go to the zoo, all the monkeys are jerking off? They're NOT doing it for pleasure?



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hornygoatweed
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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:04 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
A serving of sperm has more caluries that a mandm candy
quote:
i wonderif the dolpins also swallow the sperm?

Sounds like someone's a little obsessed with eating man-seed.

barchy said:
quote:
So, how come every time I go to the zoo, all the monkeys are jerking off? They're NOT doing it for pleasure?
Maybe they're doing it just for you? Hey, you never know..


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ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
I took the liberty of microwaving my cat just to prove the newbie wrong.






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GonzoStyle
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
So, how come every time I go to the zoo, all the monkeys are jerking off? They're NOT doing it for pleasure?


Dude is that anyway to talk about the janitor you caught in the bathroom? So what if he was black it does not make it any better, for shame.




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They Will Betray You In MY Name.

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:10 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
am I gonna have to microwave a monkey to prove this one?
quote:
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
That's not true either. At least not in that context. It very well may be the strongest muscle relative to it's size and/or mass but, it is by no means the strongest muscle ina human body.




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This message was edited by barch97 on 1-29-02 @ 6:13 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:11 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
No NFL team that plays its home games in a dome has ever won a Superbowl.

That list must have been made before the Rams won 2 years ago
quote:
muscle ina human body.

Toungue tied?


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This message was edited by Tequila on 1-29-02 @ 6:23 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 6:24 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
but, never for pleasure?



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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 9:40 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
40% of women have hurled footwear at a man
I never hurled footweat, but I threw a right cross that gave the guy a black eye and me a broken hand that required surgery to fix - does that count or am I a part of the other 60%?

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OAAWITE
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 9:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
 LIES! IT'S ALL LIES!!



MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
No I really did punch a guy and never threw a shoe. Disregard disclaimer for this post only :)

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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
SHUT UP!!!

No one cares about your pretty pink panties :)



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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 9:59 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
*throws shoe at Barch*



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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Ha Ha... you're a 40 percenter now :D



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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:01 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
No, I think I'm 100% now, and if you bring up pink panties again, I'm going for another right cross ;)

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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 01-29-2002 @ 10:04 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
That was too easy... You're hardly even fun anymore. How 'bout a WOW?



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