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barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 04-08-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
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First, let's clear this up right now.

[jedi mind trick]I have never been mean to you. You just think I'm being mean. I'm really being nice. [/jedi mind trick]

Now...
MommyF is being intentionally vauge about why she so desperately needs to obtain her driving record for the past 16 years in such a hurry.

btw...
Now I feel REALY effin old. I've been driving almost as long as her.

Anyway, how 'bout we convert this thread, that is very quickly losing my interest, and speculate why mommyF (or, anyone for that matter) might need to have such extensive records so quickly.

Is she trying to get a job driving for Dominos?

Is she looking to reduce her insurance premiums?

Is she involved in a brady bunch like contest that is going to end with an egg falling off a traffic cone?



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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 4:51 PM      
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I am not being vague. Nobody except Slash asked me, and I was holding back in the hopes that he'd help me out.

But since you've now changed the nature of this thread, I'll let you know when there's a winner, and uh, the egg falling of the cone thing make me laugh out loud for some strange reason ;)

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 04-08-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
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snootchie bootchies

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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:09 PM      
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quote:
MYLTF posted:

I am not being vague. Nobody except Slash asked me, and I was holding back in the hopes that he'd help me out.

But since you've now changed the nature of this thread, I'll let you know when there's a winner,


Do you really want me to guess? Really??





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SweetAngel
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:11 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
I would think "they" would want to get your abstract, rather than having you get it...but who am I to question? :)

If the tickets actually went as far as the Court system, you might be able to get records from the Courts.

quote:
Wait 16 years ago, damn your old.

Hey, easy...she's younger than me! ;)







Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:12 PM      
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Truck driver training school?

:rolleyes::):-D


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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:16 PM      
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quote:
I would think "they" would want to get your abstract, rather than having you get it...but who am I to question?


Hiya, Sweet :)

Now what is it with the pronoun game? It reminds me of Chasing Amy.

Maybe that's it, MYLTF needs her driving history to join the Pink Mafia!



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 4-8-02 @ 5:22 PM

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 04-08-2002 @ 5:29 PM      
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quote:
I need the info within a week
You're Fucked.


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barch97
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I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 04-08-2002 @ 6:21 PM      
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AH HA!!!

He finally admits that there is something that 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels can't cure. :-D



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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 7:42 PM      
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quote:
Hey, easy...she's younger than me!
Maybe Mom didn't start driving until she was 25....ya never know.





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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 04-08-2002 @ 7:58 PM      
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barch, perhaps it was a half a bottle of Jack Daniels that got her in this situation.


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Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray

av8er
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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 8:40 PM      
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quote:
barch, perhaps it was a half a bottle of Jack Daniels that got her in this situation.



I'll bet it was a half bottle of Jack Daniels that got her the Milf status.





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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 8:46 PM      
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Well, no winner yet, but I'm liking the guesses. And av8er, if you ever make it to NJ, I'll show you sweats and a ponytail ;)

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!		posted on 04-08-2002 @ 8:46 PM      
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quote:
Hey, easy...she's younger than me! ;)



hush up that you old hag. Let the young people talk. LMMFAO!!1 :-p ;) :-p ;) :-D ;) :-p :) :cool:



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posted on 04-08-2002 @ 8:48 PM      
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And av8er, if you ever make it to NJ, I'll show you sweats and a ponytail


I WIN!!





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SweetAngel
posted on 04-08-2002 @ 9:54 PM      
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quote:
Hiya, Sweet

Hiya Slashy-poo! :) :) :) :)
Pronouns? What pronouns? Oh..."they"? Hmmm, maybe I'm just being quirky. LOL
quote:
hush up [edit] you old hag. Let the young people talk.

No no...you hush up...at least I look younger than -- oh, never mind!









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