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SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Nice topic. My "allowed" celebrity F oddly enough is the other half to yours spitfire. We are too in key. Your altered lessons must be too altered. LOL







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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Denise Richards - come on... just look at the lips


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Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
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Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
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The one, the only, the diva...

Star Jones

King f-tard
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Thats just wrong. Alba is f'n hot, and I love Dunst, she is a real slut (hopefully) Remember twin peaks? Sheryl is hot....







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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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Can't believe no one has said the Olsen Twins. They are just so hot. They really bring out the kid touching pedohiles in all of us. Imagine yourself in a sandwich between these 2.







This message was edited by TeenWeek on 6-11-01 @ 12:10 PM
SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Hey Teenweek..... Is the twin on the bed still wearing diapers?





THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ISOLATED


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This message was edited by SpiritOfDirt on 6-11-01 @ 12:15 PM
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Well, when I was with my ex, we had an agreement. I could slam Terri Hatcher if and only if she could get slammed by Howie Long.
Watching those Nobody Beats the Wiz comercials with her was always good for a laugh


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If they screw up, let me know
GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Ever since seeing her in China Beach, Miss Dana
Delany...........

Oh HELL yeah. Me, I'm a huge fan of Allison Hannigan
from Buffy nd American Pie. I love redheads. And then
there is Jennifer Love Hewitt, Salma Hayek, Patricia
Arquette.....the list is sooooo long.


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TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Spirit, I don't know, but does it really matter for most of us on this board. If they can suck on pacifiers, they can suck on something else.

OPM * chick
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01



Chris Cornell, I just wish he wasn't whoring himself out to MTV, that House of Style thing he did was sad.

Johnny Knoxville...don't ask, I love guys that can make me laugh my ass off. :)




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~* here comes a storm in the form of a girl *~


Tony Metropolis
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Britney is too obvious, but if I had to choose:

1. Shannon Elizabeth
2. That hot blond chick from Dream
3. Kari Wuhrer (So hot, so fucking hot)

"I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady." - The Shermanator
jap bike jim
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
top 3

1)Tia Carea
2)Mya
3)lita

"what about me, what about raisin"
King f-tard
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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Kari was really hot, what the hell is she doing now?





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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
After bitching at Ken Oberman going ":bitchy tone on: It's Kar'-ee" and the great Class of 1998, who could expect her career to go anywhere but to the moon. I still get misty when I think about her tirade at the "Playboy" photographer, telling him to put on the skimpy outfit. It was so emotional.







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Rone
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
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Jessica Alba all the way.



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Ahlexus
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01


Johnny Depp... most definitely



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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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Probably Jessica Simpson

I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze.
spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Kari was really hot, what the hell is she doing now?


She was just on a VH1 movie, can't think of the name, about a hot chick with a shitty voice who doesn't realize she's lip-syncing to another singer.


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hammersavage
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

2. That hot blond chick from Dream


Holy Shit Tony, I thought she was my secret dirty little bitch since they aren't really well known but she is so hot it is unreal.

Music "Artists"- 1. Britney
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Blond Girl from Dream

I am too picky so here is a list of 10 in no particular order.

1.Jaime Pressly- off the hook yo'
2.Shannon Elizabeth-The MTV Movie Awards put her in a class of her own. What a hosebag.
3.Jennifer Love Hewitt-No comment necessary.
4.Denise Richards-Best Movie actress of all time.
5.Heather Graham-Ever since "Licsence to Drive" I have been in love.
The lesser known beauties-

6.Katherine Heigl-Unbelievable face and a better body.
7.Charisma Carpenter- Chick from Angel. Very hot.
8.Kim Smith-Hottest Supermodel on the Planet and she is still a teen. Who needs Heidi Klum?
9.Jennifer Cole-No one knows who she is. Ever see the show Sex Wars on CBS at 1:30 in the morning. She is so beautiful with long legs and big cans. I love her, man.
10.Nikki Cox- Best body ever.



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OPM * chick
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

She was just on a VH1 movie



The 3rd guy I wanna f was in that movie. That guy who played the woman's son, I think his name's Ryan Denise. He's so damn hot.




1st girl graduate of Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching

~* here comes a storm in the form of a girl *~


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:07 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
[Pathetic attempt to flatter Roger]
Rose McGowan, only because she looks like Roger.
[/Pathetic attempt to flatter Roger]

meatballnip
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Jun Kusanagi. japanese model/pornstar


apodted by my crackdaddy, Fez as of 5/17. Damn, this school takes a long time.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Ok...I must say that in my original post in this thread I talked about banging Britney to uncover the truth behind the virginity and if she really is one, take it. But she seems the type to be lousy and talkative in bed. Then I said how the NSync guy if he's straight which he isn't should marry her just to fuck her.

Anyway, now a couple more Celebrity Fucks. I typed it in quickly since I was at school and I had to give props to Jennifer Connelly who could be the most beautiful woman in the world today. Now some more and a lot of them have been said so I'd like to say some people no one has mentioned:

Any of the buffy/Angel chicks - Willow, Buffy, Cordelia, Anya, etc. they're all good Mandy Moore who is hotter than the other three blonde singers, Katie Holmes, Kirsten Dunst who is amazing. She was supposed to have a nude scene in her new movie crazy/beautiful but was excised (Fuck that would probably be the only thing to draw audiences), Reene Zellwigger, , Nicole Kidman (but she was my first celebrity jerk off), Anna Paquin (people say she is a little plain looking but I like plain and I'd like to say I fucked an Acadamy Award winning actress), Vanessa Angel the chick from Kingpin and Weird Science who totally deserves more play. There are more but this is good for starters.

As for Kari Wuhrer she looks best with black hair as in Sliders.
Tripod Fucking Sucks Ass, bastards shut down my site which really only had sounds but a way for others to download it
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney
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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 6-11-01 @ 3:28 PM
Colonel Will Bill
O&A's only Dallas listener
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm going with the Bush Twins on this one, they're twins, their dad is the president of the US and they love to party

The Mrs.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I would have to say the lead singer of Creed Scott Stapp and Johnny Depp. Oh yeah and the man whore Fred Durst.


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