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GonzoStyle
posted on 07-22-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Now thats just fucking scary...and didn't I say nothing that would put me in the slammer??



fuck do i care if you go to jail, lol.

I say just kick the fucker down a flight of steps. Or make a fake date with him and never show up and make him wait.


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You laugh when I stumble and fall
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I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
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posted on 07-22-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i say you train a horse to bite his wiener off, or if that doesnt work, make him do something that sends his parents to the stabel in the middle of the night.the stable owner will shoot the parents.take the bodies and grind them up.the next day, hold a chili cook off, and make your chili out of the parents.feed it to the guy you want revenge in, then tell him so that he cries while radiohead calls him a loser.also, you may want to lick his tears

last time, the insects got me, but

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-22-2001 @ 2:14 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
I think it's sad that it's taken 27 posts for someone to remember the Cartman plan.

The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than
Britney

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-22-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Or make a fake date with him and never show up and make him wait.



Thats way too calm.....


All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on




CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 07-22-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

How about going away for the weekend with
this person and leaving them there??

Now i like the way this girl thinks...to make it
even sweeter when u leave...take all his clothes
with you...or some cash but make sure hes sleeping
or in the shower. ;) I got more ideas but if i
post em and its towards someone on the board ill
get introuble. Email me if u want :)
[email protected]



And the winter is looking fine.
I think the sun will shine again.
And i feel I've cleaned my mind.
All the past is left behind again.
I said Goodbye to Romance...

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-22-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Mail them a picture of themself with somethign written on the back like "I know" They might not get it but they'll think about it for a long, long time. Of course if that fails mail them a picture of their wife's decapitated head sucking your dick.

The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than
Britney

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 07-22-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Get a grahpics designer to alter a naked picture of them and make it look he was having sex with another man and tell him he was drunk that night.



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posted on 07-22-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
The visine in the drink does work. It's a stewardess trick for unruly passengers. They put 2-3 drops in the soda, tea, or whatever else they're drinking. It takes about 2 minutes to kick in and they'll be in the bathroom for hours and hours of endless fun. Be careful not to use more than 2-3 drops. Anymore and it can cause some serious digestive problems.

If the person you're seeking revenge on is a guy, get a 8 year old to write "I love you daddy - love, your daughter / son that you never knew about" in a card with a picture of some little kid and mail it to their house. The sheer terror of not knowing will drive them nuts. Don't write a return name or address. They'll call every ex-girlfriend trying to find out the truth.

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Nails in the tires is always good for a laugh.


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posted on 07-22-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I have had friends that have taken a small pebble, and taken off the cap from the air valve on a tire, then take the pebble put it on the valve, and then replace the cap, It lets the air out slow, but then this person can just refill the tire. You could also throw some of that awful herring in a jar from the deli section, inside the hood of a car, starts to fuckin' stink!! There was another one I heard a long time ago, you can buy insects, or larva through mail order, get some fuckin' roaches or something, and let those bad boys loose!!

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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-22-2001 @ 6:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

If the person you're seeking revenge on is a guy, get a 8 year old to write "I love you daddy - love, your daughter / son that you never knew about" in a card with a picture of some little kid and mail it to their house. The sheer terror of not knowing will drive them nuts. Don't write a return name or address. They'll call every ex-girlfriend trying to find out the truth.



Brilliant!! I LOVE that! :)


All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on




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posted on 07-22-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
IkeaBoy,... HIS dick? Correct me if I'm wrong but that would be a little difficult.
Anyhow, FMFB, there's a large section on pranks somewhere in the IGN For Men archives,... lets see.......
[10 minutes or so elapses,... I give up for a second and check out fuckeccompany.com,... get back]
OOH! Looks like its been a frequent column since I last checked! Here:Pranks: Part 13. Read them all! If you dont find something you like, youre probably too picky,... or sophisticated.

Have fun and make sure to tell us what you do!




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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-22-2001 @ 6:53 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

IkeaBoy,... HIS dick?
Sorry sometimes personal fantasies interfere with the business at hand.

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the man we want to be
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USA
posted on 07-22-2001 @ 7:04 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Revenge? Nah, I prefer the intimidation method.
For some reason it seems to work for me. Just ask a certain Bar 9 stalker about that. I don't know why it works though since everyone knows I am the smallest member of the jWo. ;)



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I Rooned It
posted on 07-22-2001 @ 7:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Here's one I did to some prick I got to school with.

Find his e-mail address.
Go to as many gay porn sites gay related sites (GLAAD),or just plain embarrassing sites (Celine Dion fan club, N'sync).
Use that email address to sign his ass up to as many newsletters, email rings, newsgroup, whatever.

The poor fucker will be spammed for months.

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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 12:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I am the smallest member of the jWo.



Smallest how??? :)


Your mind won't let you say that you want me
Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want
I feel your hunger to taste me
Still your mind won't ever let you say
Your kind is just the type that should use me
But your mind won't seem to let you have
The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me
Your mind won't even let you feel

Savor the addiction,
savor the affliction, savor me




King f-tard
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Flock is bigger in some aspects than others.

(Flock, btw the coughpenilpumpcough is on the way man:))

You could always put crazy glue in their car locks., or glue the gas tank cover on.





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