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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
OAS - Unfortunately, this blind and drunk midget won't be able to get banned again for a bad call. Other urgent issues have come up that need my attention. I may pop my head in with the family for a bit if I get a chance.

Although, it's probablye needless to say this but I'm going to anyway:

WARNING: If I do show up with Mrs. Grumpy, the first to get out of line gets a baseball bat enema from me personally. She's not used to the "O&A" mentality so please be nice. I have no doubts abouts the regular cast of characters, it's the newbies showing up for the first time that I'm worried about. BL - you even breathe in her direction and you get first at bat with me.

If I don't see you folks, have fun. Please drink lots of water and lay low on the booze. We don't need anyone suffering from heat exhaustion.


Into each person's life a little pain must fall.
I'm just here to administer it.

Black Lazerus
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 10:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

BL - you even breathe in her direction and you get first at bat with me.



Why does she have some Black in her....or does she want some?
Shit you act like i'm Ballon Not or something.
See everyone at the game lucky i found out i was playing.


WWKS


The Revolution Has Begun!!!



This message was edited by Black Lazerus on 8-10-01 @ 10:55 AM
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Sorry to hear that, Grump. You were one of the people I was really looking foward to meeting. If at all possivle, please stop by.



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i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 12:31 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
i cant fucking wait--this is gonna be great

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------

Life Sucks, Then You Die
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
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I thought a download is when you cum on your foot"-Vos
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29 days and counting
Jennitalia
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
i'm looking forward to it. i have a feeling im gonna end up in a lot of pain though. i went to the batting cages a couple of nights ago and managed to hit my inner arm with the bat and now i have an ugly bruise. iand the best hit i got was off of my hand, which hurts like hell now too. gee, im so glad i bitched and moaned about playing this time, i can see i'm going to have a lot to offer to my team :)




FoundryMusicPaintballJoe
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

managed to hit my inner arm with the bat


Now that takes talent!! CONGRATS!!


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Im A Racist Prick.
I'm Gunna Find You Petrizzi..And Eat Ya.
Jennitalia
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Yeah, I don't know who is worse - Dan trying to run the bases, or me with a bat. At least we'll be able to provide some comic relief





GonzoStyle
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

The Brain thought We Would Care So he Said:

Well, thanks to Psycho Bitch, I should be able to make it to the game on Saturday



WOO HOOO THE SALAD TOSSERS ARE SAVED, hey with this news should i give in now or later?


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


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o&aswallow
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Sorry to hear that, Grump. You were one of the people I was really looking foward to meeting.



Barry, you need to reevaluate what you hope to accomplish in life. It's way to short to waste time wanting to meet someone like Grumpy. Unless of course you get a good laugh from meeting a midget, then by all means.

Grumpy, I am sorry you won't be part of the dynamic umpiring duo. I was all ready to show you how to properly handle the anti-umpiring tactics of the likes of Froy withought getting banned. (it's called making the right call...lol) :-)


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Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

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Email at [email protected]

Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage.

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Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
give up now gs, you have gilligan!!




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First Member of the JWO

Kindest regards to Grumpy for the sigpic
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

give up now gs, you have gilligan!!

That was just a show at the cages ski. Just remember, I can run like a mother fucker, and I can hit. It just may not get hit out of the park.

:sniff: :sniff: I smell in the park home run tomorrow. I will turn a double into a HR. Mark my words...


GonzoStyle
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Skitch said this silly shit:

give up now gs, you have gilligan!!



yeah but i also have a black guy who can actually play and who doesn't wstrike out in slow pitch softball


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Sorry Lazerus. My bad. I meant to put BN as in Balloon Not. You know you da man! BTW - got a car? I hear people need a ride.....


Don't try this at home kids.

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 08-10-2001 @ 2:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Yeah, I don't know who is worse - Dan trying to run the bases, or me with a bat.



I guess I know who to DH for. LOL


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Psycho Bitch
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I can run like a mother fucker



Even with a broken toe??




Much thanks to Grumpy and my "master" for this kick ass sig pic :)


~~Psycho Bitch~~
"The definition of insanity is repeating the
same behavior over and over expecting
different results"


Proud graduate of Metalfan's purgatory for newbies....but still his "slavegirl" :p
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
it should be a great 2 games



WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------

Life Sucks, Then You Die
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
"I dont know anything about computers,
I thought a download is when you cum on your foot"-Vos
Longest "Regular" Standing Member ((it kinda made sense in my head))
29 days and counting
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Even with a broken toe??

Shhhh, you'll roon it.


It's just "I love you" can mean a lot of things, like "You'll do till someone
better comes along", or "I can't describe how I really feel but I know I'm
supposed to say this", or "Shut up, I'm watchin' TV"...

GonzoStyle
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

quote:

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Even with a broken toe??
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Shhhh, you'll roon it.



Maynard don't worry we all knew already..... guess who was the last pick, lol. That is ok though i am putting my hopes on your for that homer.

And in Dan's defense he did strike out 3 of your salad tossers a brain and a king shit included. And barring GW Dan was the only other person to have a home run so not too much to laugh at there.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

o&aswallow
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 4:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

That is ok though i am putting my hopes on your for that homer



Poor GS, sometimes you just have to walk into the lions den with todays special tatood on your forehead. :-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 08-10-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

And in Dan's defense he did strike out 3 of your salad tossers a brain and a king shit included.



What the fuck is this! I never struck out. The only time I wasnt on base was Grumpy's bogus call. Buttmunch struck out, but I sure as hell didn't.


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Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
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posted on 08-10-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I seem to remeber a few of the Kid Touchers being struck out by a certain pot smoker...

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I should get paid for this crap...
GonzoStyle
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 5:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

What the fuck is this! I never struck out. The only time I wasnt on base was Grumpy's bogus call. Buttmunch struck out, but I sure as hell didn't.



Sorry it wasn't kingshit i retract my statement it was in fact buttmunch sorry. Well since he was your captain wouldn't he be byfactoid king shit for a day?



If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 6:11 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Grumpy's bogus call

I was happy with it. Good call Grumpy!!
Grumpy hope to see you there and everything is alright.


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posted on 08-10-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

3rd again if you want

When did you play third?
quote:

And barring GW Dan was the only other person to have a home run

On your team!!!!!!!11


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GonzoStyle
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 10:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

quote:

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And barring GW Dan was the only other person to have a home run
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On your team!!!!!!!11



and who had one on your team?


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here



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