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Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Damn you all to hell. I'm abandoning my hopes and dreams.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die,
Life is a fallen wind bird that cannot fly.

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams go,
Life is a barren field, frozen with snow.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??




This message was edited by silera on 5-25-02 @ 2:43 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Finally a hot pocket fanatic. I've been afraid to try but, what exactly happens if you microwave a hot pocket in the foil lined cardboard thing with the other side up?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
I DID TO WRITE IT!

anyway, barch you're a fucking rebel man.


$$$ FREE MONEY!!!$$$
JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
I've been afraid to try but, what exactly happens if you microwave a hot pocket in the foil lined cardboard thing with the other side up?


An angel gets its wings. © IrishAlkey © It's a Wonderful Life.

© (my idea)



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Squidward
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Hot pockets are good. Spaghetti O's are better.

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
nope. more clean up after spaghetti o's therefore less gooder. everything involved with hot pockets is either edible or disposable therefor more gooder.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
whats your take on pop tarts?

My Sigpics and such...
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I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
perfect food.

hot or cold... very little prep and almost as little clean up.

not to mention incredibly tasty

Only one food better than a pop-tart...

banana, cause you don't have all that guilt about creating extra garbage.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 7:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01



$$$ FREE MONEY!!!$$$
JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 8:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa in the mornin'
Pizza in the evening
Pizza at supper time
When pizza's on a bagel
You can have pizza anytime!




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 9:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
did i hit 3k yet? did alkey hit 5?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
i have an extremely large belly button

:-D


QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
i have an extremely large belly button
me too. does that make us twins?

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
This thread...


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Is a pathetic attempt...


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
To increase your post count. I don't...


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Approve.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
im getting a Daewoo DVG-3000N dvd player for $88 tomorrow. plays vcds and mp3s too. good times.

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
and we don't approve of you; what's your point?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Sorry, I think I forgot these:[Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
[Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm] Tags are not allowed in the Junkyard. Please deposit them in the trash can at the door.

Thank you and good night.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
no you forgot teh funney

:-D


BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 11:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
no you forgot teh funney

No, you forgot teh funney.:-D

At least insult me with proper grammar.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 05-25-2002 @ 11:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
me---><---biv



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]


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