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Tony Metropolis
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
see now this is a joke....

TWO BLACK DUDES ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. WHEN THEY NOTICE A SIGN, "BE

WHITE FOR $1.75!".

THE BROTHER SAYS TO THE OTHER, "LOOKEY THERE LEROY WE CAN BE

WHITE FOR $1.75! I'VE GOT $1.50, WHATS YOU GOT"?

LEROY SAYS "I'S GOT $2.00" AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT , "I WILL GO IN FIRST AND

IF IT WORKS I'LL GIVE YOU THE QUARTER AND THEN YOU CAN BE WHITE TOO!"

AFTER 15MIN. OR SO THE LEROY COMES OUT AND HE'S COMPLETELY WHITE!

HIS FRIEND SAYS "DAMN LEROY YOU ARE WHITE! GIVE ME A QUARTER!"

LEROY LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS "FUCK YOU NIGGER, GO GET A JOB!"


And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
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And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 5:07 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wait a second, he is right! This board is racist, lmao


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Faceman, what is this 'sok-ar' you speak of?


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GonzoStyle
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
nice one sean ever hear this one?

A black lady gets on a bus with her baby and puts the bus fee in the cup. The bus driver looks at the lady and says "that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!" The black lady gets mad and storms to the back of the bus and sits down. She then tells the man beside her "the bus driver just insulted me and i am very offended!" The man replies, "you shouldnt take that, go give him a piece of your mind!" The black lady says, "you know, i think i will." Then the man says, "you go give him a piece of your mind, i'll hold your monkey."


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I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it
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Lord Magus
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posted on 06-06-2001 @ 5:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Yo.. dat shit is WHACK!! Dat bro, he be right on da money wit what he be sayin'.. us mods.. we be STRAIGHT UP racist mo-fo's.. we be hatin peeps of da asshole race, and we be hatin' wiggers too!!


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Tony Metropolis
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 5:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
OK, quick one:

Q: What does a rope and tire have in common with a black person?
A: They both are a lot of fun when their swinging from trees.


I'm going to Hell for that one.

"I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady."-The Shermanator
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
What do you say when you see your tv moving?
"Drop it nigger"



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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 5:37 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
How do you stop a black man from drowning?

Get your foot off of his head


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Faceman, what is this 'sok-ar' you speak of?


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Rone
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
DING DING DING

Why is there a blue nigger in my backyard?

Because he's my nigger, and i can paint him any color i want.



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GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 5:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What is 8 miles long with an IQ of 68?

The Martin Luther King Day Parade

Why are there black people in heaven (sorry cant say the n word)?

Because there are toilets to clean up there too


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if your love grows
as your heart chose
only time
And who can say
where the road goes
where the day flows
only time


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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 5:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
What do you call 50,000 black people jumping out of a plane?

Night


Why fucking bother

"Think before you write" - Froy


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 6:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
What's the difference between a black guy and a black chick?

The black guy costs more on the market.



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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Emiliano Zapata
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 6:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded

But really, i love black people, i think everyone should own one...


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Spuds_Buckley
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
How do you starve a black man?

Hide his food stamps underneath his workboots

What were they gonna call the million man march if it rained?

Gorillas in the Mist

What do you call 10,000 blacks chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Here's a double whammy...what the american dream?

Have all the blacks swim back to africa with a jew under each arm

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Fathers day


To start computer, press any key. Where's the any key?
I don't want to look like a weirdo...I'll go with the mumu!
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Come on Corpse that is rude

Q: If there are two black guys and a mexican in a car, who's driving?

A: The white cop


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Rone
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
What do you call three black guys in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.



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Spuds_Buckley
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling


To start computer, press any key. Where's the any key?
I don't want to look like a weirdo...I'll go with the mumu!

This message was edited by Spuds_Buckley on 6-6-01 @ 6:31 PM
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
How do you babysit a black kid?

Wet its lips and stick it to a wall.

What do you call a black minister?

Holy Shit

What do you call a Gay Jewish Black guy?

Killing 3 birds with one stone.



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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Emiliano Zapata
Rone
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 6:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
shifting races here...

How come Mexico doesn't have a good Olympic team.

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already living here.



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Kid Afrika
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 6:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
You guys know that I always just laugh at these little "nigger joke" sessions. But, at some point (like 50, or so jokes) where it just isn't funny anymore. I know that the majority of people on this board aren't racist, but people just looking in probably don't. Try and show some class, there's a limit to how long something is funny.

by the way, how do you get a nigger out of a tree?

cut the rope

waddle doodle!!!


What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.

It's like, "How much more black could this be?",
and the answer is none. None more black.



Spuds_Buckley
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 6:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
K1d's right...we need to tone it down a bit.

Like the time I had black kids hanging around the front of my house, instead being the scared white guy bit and call the cops, I just decided to hang em' in the back


To start computer, press any key. Where's the any key?
I don't want to look like a weirdo...I'll go with the mumu!
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 7:02 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Kid I agree, this is just sick. We have to stop the Racist remarks on the board.

Q: What's the difference between a broken-down car and a nigger?

A: The broken down car will probably work one day.


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GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Oooh, oooh! Me, me!

  • Why don't you see Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
  • Because they don't work in the future, either.

  • What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit?
  • A showoff



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This message was edited by GOD of PHUK on 6-6-01 @ 7:36 PM
onehung lo434
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 7:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Try and show some class


Nigga pleease! lol




The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 8:54 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Well, I am disgusted by this display of racial hatred. Totally and thoroughly mortified... :(

Okay, obligatory denouncement outta the way:

A black guy was going to a get a vasectomy,and he wore his best Sunday suit to the doctor. The doctor said, "This is a very simple procedure. Why did you get all dressed up for it?"

And the black guy said, "Well, if I'se gonna be impo'tent, I'se might as well look impo'tant."



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This message was edited by The Brain on 6-6-01 @ 9:02 PM


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