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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning crackheads. It's beautiful days like this, when I wish I was doing landscaping again.....NOT!!! I'll sit behind this screen all day and collect a check at the end of the week and not feel one ounce of guilt. Hope everyone is having as good of a day as I am.





Slacking in progress.
spitfire421
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Happy Monday Dream, GW, crx (if your still up), capn, dan, maynard, Buttmunch (your turn in the barrel?), swallow, even you weinie

quote:

I get paid today

I thought I was the only one on the first/last day of the month paycheck cycle

I resolve to never post on this board after drinking a bottle of merlot and smoking a few bowls ever again LOL


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:25 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Morning, Slackers...
Been away trying to catch up on work, and things don't look any better today. I'll check in when I can. Hope your Mondays are not as bad as mine looks to be.


crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:25 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Make sure you take them to the Friday's in Times Square for dinner.
it's comments like these that really make me wonder how much information i've given you in my drunken ramblings...
hey spit, i wouldn't worry about it, i'm sure some of us have done a lot worse. i'm just waiting for someone to invent a breathalizer that i have to use to be able to get on line



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
i have now graduated arpikarhu and dxguy18 and am accepting applications for new children :)
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Ronreddog
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Good morning all my fellow slackers! I have a busy day today, but will be checking in from time to time!

Dream, I was on the edge of my sofa Saturday night! WHEW! Thank God for Randy McKay!

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I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01

I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01

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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I resolve to never post on this board after drinking a bottle of merlot and smoking a few bowls ever again LOL



I'm never on over the weekends or at night, so i guess I miss a lot of good stuff.





Slacking in progress.
spitfire421
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:31 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
GW, I just got a home computer, it's a whole new world on the board after 5 LOL



I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Dan
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:32 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Well, crx, I save all my IMs with you now, so maybe I'll show you them sometime. Or maybe I'll just save them for blackmail material later on...

Lets not talk about bottles of wine, sf421...I memember something about a Sharaz (or is it a Syrah) on satuday night and a very painful headache the next morning...luckily I passed out on the most comfortable bed ever...

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting nobody cares about my life. Sorry.

_____________________________________________

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I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.


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o&aswallow
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Morning Spit. Marris hasn't hit anymore since yesterday has he? Sports Guys didn't mention anymore on this mornings update.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
um, i'm not sure what you could possibly blackmail me for dan.
anyway, kids, i'm off to try that sleep thing again, so, hopefully i won't be back on here this morning. don't work too hard ;):);)



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
i have now graduated arpikarhu and dxguy18 and am accepting applications for new children :)
[email protected]
spitfire421
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
FU swallow ;)


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
weinie
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
thanks spit.
you make me feel so welcomed.

o&aswallow
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:48 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

FU swallow


One could take that comment in so many different directions!

Spit, your comment in your 64* thread about the inside of the barrel was much bigger than you thought was priceless.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Dan
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I saw the topic *64, posted by Spit, with 52 replies and literally laughed out loud...I didn't even need to read it.

_____________________________________________

Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.


Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
spitfire421
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:57 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Remember kids: Always use the "preview" button when you start topics, especially in an inebriated state cuz you can't change the title

This message has been brought to you by The Citizens in the Barrel @ oa.com


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)


This message was edited by spitfire421 on 4-30-01 @ 10:13 AM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Could it get any more fun???? They're holding interviews for my job even as we speak, just outside my door. Awkward much??? I love being a substitute...

Spit, congrats on the new pc!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 10:15 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Morning Folks, I'll be back in a bit after I finish reading *64.

Just need to know, is anyone else exhausted after this weekend?




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Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
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weinie
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 10:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
fudge...
whats the address of your office?
Where do i apply?

Dan
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 10:44 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Were you shooting "The Unlucky Guy" Part Deux this weekend, Hosp?

_____________________________________________

Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.


Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website
Dan
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 10:44 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Apparantly, I double posted. SO, I guess I should say something witty here to make up for it.

Sorry...I got nothing.

_____________________________________________

Official Sarcastic Bastard of OpieAnthony.com

I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.


Waste a few minutes reading my mindless drivel
on foundrymusic.com:Visit this Website

This message was edited by Dan on 4-30-01 @ 10:49 AM
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hosp,
I'm dragging my ass today, also...spent the weekend doing lawnwork. Ahhhh, the pleasures of being a homeowner!
Someone get me an Advil!


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posted on 04-30-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
HELLOOOO everyone
just in comp class
mondays suck dont they
how was everyones weekend, mine was great

I LOVE U BIG BRO

WHATEVER BEN

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posted on 04-30-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I'm dragging my ass today, also



I hope it's not the same way dogs drag their asses across the carpet ;)

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o&aswallow
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I umpired four baseball games this weekend, three behind the plate. I'm tenderly nursing some sore muscles today. I think I need a massage.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-30-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
No Dan, nothing that fun, mostly family but I will recap.

Friday night: Carolines for Breuer where Rich Vos said he would like to see me cum. Then we went to Applebee's until 2:30 in the morning.

Saturday Morning: Listening to My grandmother tell me how the whole world hates her, how my stepmother want's to kill her, and my sister just doesn't appreciate her love.

Saturday Night: The highest anticipated sporting event at the Meadowlands in years. The Metrostars vs. The Dallas Burn in high stakes MLS excitement. (Great game though) But who were these Devils everyone was talking about?

Sunday Morning: My Jewish Dentist who enjoys torturing people scheduled me for a Deep Cleaning at 8:00 A.M. Such a nice gesture to make me absolutely miserable for the whole day.

Sunday night: A cousin's BBQ where my cousin's kids found it funny to watch me shudder in pain every time I took a fork full of macaroni salad and have the pain shoot through me when I tried to chew.

I think being that busy in one weekend I may not be able to be considered a slacker.




Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!


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