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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
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quote:

If you catch the bouquet at that wedding do you marry a girl or a guy?


Well, that depends, don't you think we should consult Joey BA and IrishAlkey about that, ladi?




People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
Metalfan
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
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Will the "bride" be wearing a garter belt as well? Would anybody stand in line to catch it?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Do you think this is some kind of shot gun wedding? Shall we invite the topless waitress and the bottomless waiter? Will we be taking the bus to the reception with the bear, pig and the turtle?


People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 9:16 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Can you say Nice Callback? What does it mean that this thread has its own jokes, that aren't even explained in this reincarnation? :)

Can you believe I forgot the ketchup? Does the waitress have any? And are we sure it's ketchup?


Say YES to living your life...
love, sex, drugs & rock & roll!




This message was edited by heyladiladi on 10-17-01 @ 9:19 AM
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 9:48 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?


People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
Metalfan
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Or is that Virginia Woolf?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever
spitfire421
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
::sigh:: Why am I always the bridesmaid, never the bride? Is there going to be an open bar?

Ladi, didn't you mean "catsup"?


We Have Not YetBegun To Fight
NEVER FORGET!!!
I'm playing mommy to FN Sluggo...hey, 2 heads are always more fun :)
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 10:30 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Ladi, didn't you mean "catsup"?


Don't cats always land on thier feet?
Isn't the bar always open, Spit?
Would you like to be the one that catches IrishAlkey & JBA's bouquet?


People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
Grumpy
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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 10:33 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
how is it that when we leave the door open overnight, the retards turn this thread into a gay bangfest? Alkey - comment?

oh and Alkey - don't you realize that you can't call joey twinkletoes cuz that name is already taken by someone else?


gonzo
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
sniff...sniff...[senses opportunity to be a plug whore once again]

...any good wedding needs a band, right?

www.poppasquat.com

okay, I'm done...go ahead and berate me.


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself`....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Spit, did you want to know I can't stand that spelling of it? :)
quote:

you can't call joey twinkletoes cuz that name is already taken by someone else?

Wilbur dances?



Say YES to living your life...
love, sex, drugs & rock & roll!


Grumpy
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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
ladi - after the way you killed this thread, I have to ask - Are you from Brazil by chance?


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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Grumpy, are you angry because you missed the gay bang-fest or because you had to clean up in here this morning? :)







Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
spitfire421
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Grump, should we call immigration on this skank??? ;)


We Have Not YetBegun To Fight
NEVER FORGET!!!
I'm playing mommy to FN Sluggo...hey, 2 heads are always more fun :)
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Alkey, have you been sewing your wild oats before you get hitched to a ball and chain?;-)



People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
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Luna, don't you realize I'm only using Joey for his bank account, and when I milk him dry I'll find a woman to spoil?

Maybe a Brazilian one? LoL ;)





Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Should I catch the bouquet? Does it look like I'm being deported? Should I hang up the phone?



Say YES to living your life...
love, sex, drugs & rock & roll!


Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 2:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
alkey - is $15.96 worth catching for him? you do realize that he's not gay but you are, dont you?


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
So, what you're saying is, the jokes on me?





Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
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i haven't been here in a while...is it still safe for me?




AIM: SkiT4you
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Skitch, are you going to come to the wedding with
all of us if Alkey still gets married?


People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
it depends skitch, are you wearing a condom?
and irish is looking for a wealthy guy to marry and bang him, interested?


Metalfan
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

irish is looking for a wealthy guy to marry and bang him, interested?



Would that be "Who Wants to Marry an Irish Alkey", coming soon to FOX?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-17-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Will this show be R, X or PG-13 rated?


People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 10-17-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Could someone please slap me the next time I post drunk dribble in the middle of the night?
Why do I always take one for the team around here?





Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!"
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!


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