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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: could questions be any slower?
IkeaBoy
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:33 AM      
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can you hump my legg? am i the only one who wants to hump crx's sig simply because of the collar and the red hair on the chick?



Thursday November 29- CBS: survivor, CSI (R), Agency...NBC: Friends, Inside Schwartz, Grace, Sisters...FOX: Quest for the Ring (LotR special), Family Guy (new), Temptation Island 2...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed...TBS: 8- A View to a Kill (so sue me, it's a bond film)
crx girl
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:34 AM      
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why stop with the leg?



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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:37 AM      
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ok, when did the questions thread become "sex chat 101"?



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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:38 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
would you rather it return to the gay zone? can french bread hump me leg?



Thursday November 29- CBS: survivor, CSI (R), Agency...NBC: Friends, Inside Schwartz, Grace, Sisters...FOX: Quest for the Ring (LotR special), Family Guy (new), Temptation Island 2...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed...TBS: 8- A View to a Kill (so sue me, it's a bond film)
french bread pizza
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
wasn't it always sex chat 101??

is that tingling sensation me now humping you all over ?? is it also me rubbing your bewbies?? 00p

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IrishAlkey
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:41 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Is it me or has questions gotten a whole lot more interesting tonight?
Will Ikea get humped?
Will CRX have a lesbian experience in front of us?
Will Moron figure out where "the girl" is?
Will I ever stop posting?
Will FBP eventually tire of Ikea and pay some attention to me?
Will we ever know the answers to these and many more intriguing questions?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 11-29-01 @ 2:48 AM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:41 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
is it hot in here? or is it just me? isn't this better than the alkey-ikea sex 101 thread?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:43 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
isn't lesbians humping always better than gay sex?



Thursday November 29- CBS: survivor, CSI (R), Agency...NBC: Friends, Inside Schwartz, Grace, Sisters...FOX: Quest for the Ring (LotR special), Family Guy (new), Temptation Island 2...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed...TBS: 8- A View to a Kill (so sue me, it's a bond film)
french bread pizza
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
if i'm feeling up crx girl how can i hump your leg at the same time??

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french bread pizza
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
isn't bisexual a better term?? (speaking on my behalf)

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crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:47 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
can you believe how hard my nipples are right now?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:48 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

isn't bisexual a better term??
isn't it always with girls? Does that mean you'd let me borrow you from crx?
quote:

can you believe how hard my nipples are right now?
can you believe how hard my...uh...yeah?



Thursday November 29- CBS: survivor, CSI (R), Agency...NBC: Friends, Inside Schwartz, Grace, Sisters...FOX: Quest for the Ring (LotR special), Family Guy (new), Temptation Island 2...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed...TBS: 8- A View to a Kill (so sue me, it's a bond film)
french bread pizza
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
may i touch?

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http://www.purecstasy.com
french bread pizza
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
why do you have to interuppt my ecstasy i'm having with crx girl?

why can't you just wait your turn? :)

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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:51 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

why do you have to interuppt my ecstasy i'm having with crx girl?
because i'm awkard and don't know what to do?
quote:

why can't you just wait your turn?
because i'm self centered and need instant gratification?



Thursday November 29- CBS: survivor, CSI (R), Agency...NBC: Friends, Inside Schwartz, Grace, Sisters...FOX: Quest for the Ring (LotR special), Family Guy (new), Temptation Island 2...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed...TBS: 8- A View to a Kill (so sue me, it's a bond film)
Wookie
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

doesn't thegirl open everything with pusscock?

If you were really a newbie, and not thegirl, how would you know that?
Can I say "A ha!" old-time movie style here?

Is it too late to hump some part of CRX?


Thank you for being a friend.

"No one's going to walk up to George Lucas and say,
'R2D2 is a schmuck.'" - Richard Dreyfuss
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:52 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

may i touch?
would you please?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
french bread pizza
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
do you even have to ask twice crx girl??

does being self centered get you just watching me make out with crx girl? is that not a bad runner up prize or what..hehe

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http://www.purecstasy.com
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:57 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
ikea, could it be that finally something good is happening right in front of you and you're lost and confused? is anyone else having a hard time making questions out of this?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
Wookie
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

am i the only one who wants to hump crx's sig simply because of the collar and the red hair on the chick?

There's a chick on her sig?



Thank you for being a friend.

"No one's going to walk up to George Lucas and say,
'R2D2 is a schmuck.'" - Richard Dreyfuss
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:57 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Mind if I just sit and watch?
*cracks open one of six Coronas*





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 2:57 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
would it surprise you to learn i'd take what i can get?



Thursday November 29- CBS: survivor, CSI (R), Agency...NBC: Friends, Inside Schwartz, Grace, Sisters...FOX: Quest for the Ring (LotR special), Family Guy (new), Temptation Island 2...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed...TBS: 8- A View to a Kill (so sue me, it's a bond film)
french bread pizza
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 3:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

If you were really a newbie, and not thegirl, how would you know that?
Can I say "A ha!" old-time movie style here?



would you believe me if i said that i was in chat today and i listened to her say pusscock for about 45 min before she kept getting booted off line by aol and signed back on only to return back with pusscock??

can i fill your mouth with my tongue crxgirl?

if i don't take your whole body over righ tnow do you think others will move in?





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http://www.purecstasy.com
Wookie
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 3:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Alkey, will you trade a Corona for a nice cigar?


Thank you for being a friend.

"No one's going to walk up to George Lucas and say,
'R2D2 is a schmuck.'" - Richard Dreyfuss
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 3:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
now, what's he gonna do with a cigar???



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]


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