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ChuckyKnuckles
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 12:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
War? War my ass. Radio wars only work if
someone is listening.

I hope Ant breaks his arm on Mike Sorce's
head. (hooo hoo I know his real name!!) :mad:
Javert
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
Hahahahaha!

Don and Mike just tore O&A a new one with their O&A parody/imitation.

Mike Does a great Ant.

Hahaha.

The personal attacks were priceless.
whats even worse is that they pointed out ALL of O&A's (and their show's) weakenesses.

ouch.

the truth hurts...
JVoorhees
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
[Sarcasm] Mike Does a great Ant. [/Sarcasm]

You do a great imitation of a loser..

Why don't you go post on another board, devoted to the shit bags and die




njstrawberry
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

The personal attacks were priceless.


What personal attacks? Jim calls grapes purples? Opie is over 40 years old? Anthony's girlfriend "go it all from him"? Please those aren't personal attacks, those are two misinformed retards hanging onto the hope that between the coke whore and slamming O&A that they get a higher rating in New York. Paaaaaaaa-lease.

I love how they were so funny when they went back to their "regular show" after bashing O&A. Oooooo graduation ha ha, that means all night parenting haha, wooo that was funny, oh please stop, I am about piss myself...haha...graduation...I can't stop...that's classic...haha

:rolleyes:



...I am a little disturbed on days like these...and I like it...
Javert
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
frustrated?

You should be.

Don & Mike did what took O and A four hours to do yesterday, they got O & A good. And now, O and A don't get to retaliate until TUESDAY.

:-D

the truth hurts...
JVoorhees
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Pervert, Their show is painful to listen to.

They are done. I listened to D and M's rant at the begining of the show and then mike did a bad imitation of Yoda. I had to turn it off, like every day. THEY SUCK. Old, horrible.

Hiring Leah to help doesn't work and I love her threatening them on national radio, That's smart and a wise career move

O and A always win, in the end.

Now go post on the non-existent D and M board. That is where other in-bred listeners are and care.






This message was edited by JVoorhees on 5-24-02 @ 1:33 PM
Vodak
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
[Sarcasm] Don and Mike own. I mean that on going yoda bit!? priceless [/Sarcasm]

it's still going =/

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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Why don't you go post on another board, devoted to the shit bags and die
That's because it's gone. D&M shut their own site down because the site-owner pissed them off. Stupid fucks...
quote:

I am about piss myself
That's hot ;)

Allright, I'm going to lunch, I need a break from the D&M drones.


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Emodius
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
Why should O+A retaliate? They dont ned to. D+M got raped cockeyed yesterday, and they did such a bad job this morning that O+A didnt even need to respond. Also yesterday was Opies 38th birthday, So he's only 15 years younger than Don,and half as drunk as mike apparently is at work. Jim Norton sodomized them so bad in the last two hours of O+As show yesterday they are in the lead until Mid July ROFL. D+M cant hang. They are whining, and having to lash out, and in the end O+A can st back and laugh, knowing they are being attacked by a pair of weaklings.

Also, why would O+A respond? The only thing they would be doing is upping don and mikes ratings, at which point D+M would slip into oblivion slower than they normally would. Either way it would just slow the inevitable. D+M are done. They suck. They are second fiddle to O+A, and they are second in almost every major ratings demographic and market to O+A. The truth hurts...but it doesnt hurt O+A.

Confuscious say: Baseball have it all wrong. Man with 4 balls CAN'T walk!!!
jmoore
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Since D&M aren't on the air in Boston and I never heard them before yesterday I figured I could give them a listen with an unbiased ear. I had the good fortune to tune in for the first time just as one of them started to tear into O&A.

Some of O&A's best radio from their Boston days was when they battled with the DJs from 'BCN (Nik Carter mostly) so I figured I could enjoy listening to this battle.

The problem is that it's really embarassing listening to those guys (D&M). It's amazing how far off the mark they are when they try to characterize O&A's show and especially their listeners.

One thing I've that has always made me cringe when listening to the local Boston DJs is the moronic sounding callers. When O&A finally came back on the Boston airwaves I was psyched to discover that some of the funniest material on the show came from the regular callers.

I try not to swallow everything O&A tell us and I do occasionally find them repetitive or egotistical but I've NEVER listened to a radio show that made me burst out laughing (sometimes in tears) harder than this show.

I'm listening to D&M right now and I'm quickly coming to the conclusion that they're offering nothing more than the typical pre-written "comedy" bits that are heard on half-ass regional radio shows all over the country. Not an ounce of spontaneity so far. Sure O&A have to fall back on old bits (whether replaying something recorded or relying on a familiar formula) at least they are capable of completely surprising and shocking you. You won't get that subscribing to "Prep Burger" (or whatever the hell it's called).

Oh, and I've also started listening to Ron and Fez (although I've managed to catch them before during my trips to NJ and back) and those two are fucking funny. That shit with the guest caller who tried to psychoanalyze people based on their "birth position" was hilarious.

Although I don't know why I'm gushing over R&F here....

I'll shut the fuck up now...I was up all night last night so I'm worried I could start rambling here.

(Oh, Leah Remini is hot. I don't care how much trash she talks.)


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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
IT SEEMS OUR ESTEEMED HOST IS A PUSSY/////////////as i said b4 ...i like all 3 shows ??? & you all do also,,,,otherwise i would not see this many posts about the don & mike show...its weird that if every 1 here hates it & dosnt listen.....then how can you all post (verbatim) what they say ???? (its greek) & you wont get it til next year!!!!!!!!!!!....jeses cripes.

I forgive you my son,but you will still go to hell for s*#king my di*k.
Javert
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

I love how they were so funny when they went back to their "regular show" after bashing O&A. Oooooo graduation ha ha, that means all night parenting haha, wooo that was funny, oh please stop, I am about piss myself...haha...graduation...I can't stop...that's classic...haha



And right now I'm listening to Mike do the Yoda voice and say "I'm Over Here Now" in it...lol.
And this "Low budget Jepordy is brought to you by Yoda Lube...". Now thats funny. And of course whether as to if this bit is funny is disputable. Of course, If that was a quote from Opie and Anthony...(perhaps Anthony saying that in his tired Mike Tyson voice), everyone would love it.

If I sat here typing what I was listening to on O&A right now..it would probably be 'O & A rambling on about a softball game. They just took a call. The dumb ass didn't know he was on the phone. They hung up. Ant just did Dice. Hahaha. Opie just commented on how 'awesome' the new Godsmack is. 12 year old Gary just called. Jim Norton just said something about Aids. Haha. Its not 5:20 yet.'

So you really can't judge a show like that.

And the personal attacks were pretty simple as they were very blatant. Anthony's young Girlfriend. Opie's no talent. Maybe I'll upload it.

quote:

I'm listening to D&M right now and I'm quickly coming to the conclusion that they're offering nothing more than the typical pre-written "comedy" bits that are heard on half-ass regional radio shows all over the country. Not an ounce of spontaneity so far. Sure O&A have to fall back on old bits (whether replaying something recorded or relying on a familiar formula) at least they are capable of completely surprising and shocking you. You won't get that subscribing to "Prep Burger" (or whatever the hell it's called).



i'd take prewritten funny witty bits (and not all of D&M's bits are pre written) over 'having to fall back on' old stuff. These guys are payed to deliver, not to give me an hour of yesterday's show.

quote:

Why should O+A retaliate? They dont ned to. D+M got raped cockeyed yesterday, and they did such a bad job this morning that O+A didnt even need to respond. Also yesterday was Opies 38th birthday, So he's only 15 years younger than Don,and half as drunk as mike apparently is at work. Jim Norton sodomized them so bad in the last two hours of O+As show yesterday they are in the lead until Mid July ROFL. D+M cant hang. They are whining, and having to lash out, and in the end O+A can st back and laugh, knowing they are being attacked by a pair of weaklings.




Why should they retaliate? Because Everything that Don said is true. i will Admit that some of what Opie is saying is true--but he never brings #'s. As I'm listening, Don is giving us #'s..Opie's ratings 7 down numbers in a row....in Ment 18+.....THIER BEATEN BY CLASSICAL MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!" Don just read the Numbers. IN NEW YORK. "opies home".

the truth hurts...
IrishAlkey
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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:44 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I just read an intelligent reply.

My brain may just fall from my asshole.






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jmoore
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
quote:

My brain may just fall from my asshole.


I think they have special underpants for that.


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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 1:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

IT SEEMS OUR ESTEEMED HOST IS A PUSSY/////////////as i said b4 ...i like all 3 shows ??? & you all do also,,,,otherwise i would not see this many posts about the don & mike show...its weird that if every 1 here hates it & dosnt listen.....then how can you all post (verbatim) what they say ???? (its greek) & you wont get it til next year!!!!!!!!!!!....jeses cripes.




Exactly which message board are you reading?








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Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

njstrawberry
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 2:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Don & Mike did what took O and A four hours to do yesterday, they got O & A good.


Yea and it took Don & Mike 20 years to get to NY and after a year they are barely holding on, what's your point?



...I am a little disturbed on days like these...and I like it...


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 5-24-02 @ 2:04 PM
Leaking Nipples
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 2:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Why should they retaliate? Because Everything that Don said is true. i will Admit that some of what Opie is saying is true--but he never brings #'s. As I'm listening, Don is giving us #'s..Opie's ratings 7 down numbers in a row....in Ment 18+.....THIER BEATEN BY CLASSICAL MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!" Don just read the Numbers. IN NEW YORK. "opies home".



There is a reason O&A don't read the numbers. Number One, its boring. Who cares if they have 12.5 in 12+ or a 13475.2 in 12-15.5? It doesn't matter. Is what you are hearing on the radio funny? THAT is what matters. I could care less how many people are listening to O&A, what I hear is funny and that is why I listen.

I know why Don reads the exact numbers. To stroke his own ego. It seems like every week they spend at least a half hour on something that stroke's Don's ego. Like when Don "quit" as program director. He was talking on and on about how he was being mistreated and the rest of the show was basically stroking his ego. That's not funny. I can't believe I listened to it, I won't make that mistake again.

And that is why I hate D&M. Don has to act as if he is God's gift to humanity. He acts superior to all callers. When they announced Leah would be on the show, they got negative calls ALL DAY. Their response? They didn't support the decision to the audience, they told their listeners to shutup. They said "Who asked you?" They basically are just not concerned with listeners. And that is why I can't listen to them.

I have given them chance after chance and I just can't listen to them. I am not just some O&A lemming.

I wanted something to listen to in mid-day. D&M aren't it. And now they attack not only O&A, but their listeners? And trying to support it by saying they are beating O&A in ONE market? What about NY? What about Philly? Where are they in Boston? Where are they in Chicago? Where are they in Cleveland?

One market does not a syndicated show make. And now they not only bore me, they anger me. I will NEVER give D&M another chance. And I hope no one else will either. Don't give them ratings that will keep them in NY.

So, in summary, Don does what he does with the ratings to stroke his ego. O&A don't because they want to entertain. PERIOD. END OF STORY. MOVE ON NOW!

Sorry for wasting your time on this stupid bullshit. I'm done.

Javert
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 2:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

Yea and it took Don & Mike 20 years to get to NY and after a year they are barely holding on, what's your point?



O&A are from NY. I'm sure it will take O&A the same amount of time, to achieve what D&M have in D.C. Thats my point. :)

the truth hurts...

This message was edited by Javert on 5-24-02 @ 2:17 PM
Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 2:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Here is the plain truth, in language so simple that even Javert can understand:

D&M are done. Plain. Simple. Honest and to the point.

When all these D&M drones talk about ratings, they forget one simple thing - O&A weren't hired to have the highest overall ratings. They were hired to have the highest ratings IN A CERTAIN DEMOGRAPHIC RANGE. All the D&M fans (if there are any left) please reread the words in caps again. O&A have accomplished that, and more. D&M couldn't get ratings in NY if they held people at gunpoint.

Now, no question that they have very high ratings in D.C. Well, guess what? They have been there for about 20 years. They better have good ratings after all that. O&A have been on the air in D.C. for how long - 7-8 months? And you can compare 20 years to 8 months? Please, stop being so pathetic.

I would love to see D&M move to another radio station and go head to head with O&A. O&A would destroy them. It would be Stern/Mancow part II.

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posted on 05-24-2002 @ 2:17 PM      
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I listened for all of 5 minutes. I just heard one of them use the phrase "all the way to the bank", and ran to the radio to shut it off.




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1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 2:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
quote:

O&A are from NY. I'm sure it will take O&A the same amount of time, to achieve what D&M have in D.C. Thats my point.


Exactly - they WILL achieve what D&M have achieved in D.C. The problem is that D&M will never achieve anything remotely similar in New York.

PeterDragon
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

O&A are from NY. I'm sure it will take O&A the same amount of time, to achieve what D&M have in D.C. Thats my point.


Javert,
you still don't get it. In the world of radio broadcasting it is better to be #1 in the #1 radio market (NYC) than #1 in the #7 market (DC).


2002 Crack Committee Objectives: (You gotta believe....)
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with PASSION
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
3a.Have team not finish below 10th in team hitting
3b. Learn how to run the bases
4. Mets win World Series
njstrawberry
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 2:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

O&A are from NY. I'm sure it will take O&A the same amount of time, to achieve what D&M have in D.C. Thats my point.


The point is, it took them what 3 years to get where they are and it took Don & Mike 20! And they still are no where near O&A. That's my point.

You are standing up for two has beens that think comedy is parenting references and food shopping lists. If I wanted that I'd listen to Laura Schlessinger.



...I am a little disturbed on days like these...and I like it...
Javert
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 3:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

you still don't get it. In the world of radio broadcasting it is better to be #1 in the #1 radio market (NYC) than #1 in the #7 market (DC).



lol. Opie And Anthony aren't #1, ass. I don't know who is, but I do know that the classic station is beating them in their targeted demo. But, you're right. #1 in the #1 Market is super. :-p



quote:

There is a reason O&A don't read the numbers. Number One, its boring. Who cares if they have 12.5 in 12+ or a 13475.2 in 12-15.5? It doesn't matter. Is what you are hearing on the radio funny? THAT is what matters. I could care less how many people are listening to O&A, what I hear is funny and that is why I listen.



"Who cares?". Thats always the excuse when fact strike. Anyhow, Apparently Opie and Ant do if they spent their whole show yesterday sprinkling insults at D&M. OH, so you must've thought that yesterdays O&A show was pretty bad...

quote:

I know why Don reads the exact numbers. To stroke his own ego. It seems like every week they spend at least a half hour on something that stroke's Don's ego. Like when Don "quit" as program director. He was talking on and on about how he was being mistreated and the rest of the show was basically stroking his ego. That's not funny. I can't believe I listened to it, I won't make that mistake again.



Of course. Um. Virtually everyone in radio has an ego. OH, and O & A never go on about thier personal qualms. How many times can they make Rockhole referances. And to my knowledge they spent virtually a whole show talking about thier stupid article in time. Ok. Ok. Anthony likes the Ahsely twins. WE GET IT. How many times do they go on "We were in this ARticle, Ant..."...When people steal thier bits we have to hear Opie bitch and mown about Ken STevens, and people dumping out blah blah blah blah blah. Now thats funny? Of course it is. Because O & A are doing it. And thier fans can't think for themselves.



quote:

You are standing up for two has beens that think comedy is parenting references and food shopping lists. If I wanted that I'd listen to Laura Schlessinger.



OH. Nameing Isolated bits, or conversations that maybe weren't side splitters. Ok. "And youre defending two 'almost 40 year olds' that think that comedy is waiting 2 hours and 20 minutes for their "big bit", AND two guys that think that listening to clips then imitating them for HOURS is funny.

quote:

And that is why I hate D&M. Don has to act as if he is God's gift to humanity. He acts superior to all callers. When they announced Leah would be on the show, they got negative calls ALL DAY. Their response? They didn't support the decision to the audience, they told their listeners to shutup.



First off, Don doesn't act superior to all callers. He just has the balls to take and continue talking to negative calls. O&A...they dont' take negative calls..but the few times that they leak through..they get INFURIATED. Don takes unscreened calls. O&A DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO THAT...Plus, Don yells at callers every bit as much as O&A do when their always yelling "YOur on the Air! Tool! etc."

quote:

They were hired to have the highest ratings IN A CERTAIN DEMOGRAPHIC RANGE



Tussle King, as I said in this post. They are #4. Not #1.
:-D

quote:

I wanted something to listen to in mid-day. D&M aren't it. And now they attack not only O&A, but their listeners? And trying to support it by saying they are beating O&A in ONE market? What about NY? What about Philly? Where are they in Boston? Where are they in Chicago? Where are they in Cleveland?



I thought you didn't care about ratings. But anyway..to answer your questions, from what i dunerstand D&M aren't even head to head with O&A in many markets..because the fact is O&A AREN'T SYNDICATED IN AS MUCH CITIES AS D&M!!!. HAHAHAHAAA. So you're right! One Market doesn't make everything. Think about that.

:-D

quote:



Here is the plain truth, in language so simple that even Javert can understand:

D&M are done. Plain. Simple. Honest and to the point.



No stupid. You see, its' O&A fans who are thought of as dumb. I can understand English. You see, its not during the D&M show do you hear f**cking penis enlargment commericals!! HAHAHA. You hear sponsers like Blockbuster video...Hmmm Now I wonder which age group their targeting. LOL.

And Don and Mike are probably done in WNEW...if their ratings don't go up..that is correct. But PURE AND SIMPLE FACT is that they are ON IN MORE MARKETS THAN OPIE AND ANT! LOL.

But due to the simple fact that D&M's won't be gone till earlierst October..and a trip to WNEW would be inevitable...I smell some Carol Miller reanctments!

quote:

Sorry for wasting your time on this stupid bullshit.



You should be.

btw, oh great. A tyson bit on WNEW.

the truth hurts...
-GomeZ-
posted on 05-24-2002 @ 4:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Javert, just a little tip...DON'T MAKE FUN OF PEOPLES GRAMMAR AND SPELLING WHEN YOU CAN'T SPELL WORTH SHIT....Making mistakes in a post where you are trying to correct other people's mistakes negates any point you may have had....Now run along child, you have been schooled.



Trust Me!


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