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IrishAlkey
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 10-24-2001 @ 11:21 PM      
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Anyone else think Rape should moderate the new masturbation board?





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King f-tard
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 7:44 AM      
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I'm in, but who's gonna christen it first?






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Metalfan
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 8:02 AM      
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This one time, at band camp........

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
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On the roof of the house i grew up in.

GonzoStyle
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
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In the bathroom of the NYC public library and on my grandmothers couch while my grandmother was sleeping 10 feet away from me.


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Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
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Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 10-25-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
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I'm surpised we didn't have this topic eariler straw.

Well this year I "beat my shit off" in a outdoor hot-tub at Disneyland in CA. A very hot girl with a barely there bikini just left and I made sure no one was around and just did the deed in there.
I hope no one got that on camera.

I've also beat my shit off at work ( I was guaring something outside and I did it ;) )and numerous times on the Long Island Rail Road.

Hey c'mon! It gets freaking crowded, even on the weekend trains and you have to find something to do. Of course I do it in the bathrooms and sometimes I'll buy pr0n from Penn Station to help me. ;)





FUCK BIN LADEN!!!! We'll show you a "holy-shit war!"


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proud citzen of New York State and the USA.
St Johns.U.'04

NJopposition
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
junior year, the term paper was gettin long and i was late at the library too many times, so once when its was practically empty, i went at it. it was nice, but i dont think ill ever have the balls to do that again....

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CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 10-25-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Anyone else think Rape should moderate the new masturbation board?


NICE, I can't think of a better compliment, thank you Alkey.

Special thanks to Austin for all the help he gave me. I am proud to have been a newbie of his.
Congrats to all my fellow graduates.



Old Dirty Sanchez
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
quote:

my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their peices away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else


LMAO.....I love it quick stop....
even the 'there are some things you don't talk about'

I have a weirdest...in the middle of the night, in the middle of the street in front of my house...

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 10-25-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
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Wednesday I masturbated in my friend's bathroom. Don't tell them

Mostly I've done it to myself at friend's houses, on the roof of my one friend's apartment in Boston, hood of a car, and the parachute ride at Great Adventure. There's more, but I'm too shy to tell ya ;)

Nothin too exciting... I've had sex with other person(s) in more unexpected locations


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Old Dirty Sanchez
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 4:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
I hear you on the friends houses thing...

I did it on a public bus once...I was alone though....the bus was not moving...
A parking garage in Brooklyn...
The roof of my garage...
my friends front lawn on a busy street...

LOL...

It can't get much worse than that....You gotta tell us more.... :)

Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 10-25-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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Airplane bathroom.


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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 10-25-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
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quote:
Now if you ask the stranges place I've ever had oral, then I have a few good ones.
In the backseat of her dad's car while he was driving me home. On the front seat of an airplane right in front of the movie screen, while the movie was showing. In school (several times). On the school bus. In the supermarket parking lot.


Of course that was with my girlfrien...ah wife, Morgan Fairchild!!!

MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!		posted on 10-25-2001 @ 10:55 PM      
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quote:
For me, it was upon a rooftop of an apartment building I lived in, in total darkness with the noise of the 1 am train passing by. For some reason the gust of the wind up there blended with the sound of the train and the softness of the moon lit sky kept me coming back for more, literally.


WOW WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!! I would use my telescope and check out the other apartments for some 'action'. I use to stroke it to this girl who would go to her rooftop like clockwork.....HEY WAIT A MINUTE......

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 10-25-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
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In the back seat of Straw and Panther's car on the way to the Asbury Park Road Show. (Maybe if they didn't get lost and had gotten directions I wouldn't have had so much time to kill)

Seriously though, one time in the bathroom at college at about 9 P.M. after being in the computer lab for 6 hours, and when I was 16, in my recovery room in the children's ward at Einstein Hospital, but that was more medical.


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Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 10-25-2001 @ 11:51 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
the parachute ride? (trying to get a visual)


OHHHHH! OK....Imi a wee bit slow


I am the master of the clit.When you see this face you think clit. I get up in that shit yo!
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat 		posted on 10-26-2001 @ 12:07 AM      
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I was locked out of my house and I knew no one would be back for a while. I started getting those urges and I went in this beat up shead in our backyard. I just let them fly on the floor.


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Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.		posted on 10-26-2001 @ 9:38 AM      
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I'm going to hell. Two words.
Church Bathroom.


And CLS

There are millions of fine women in this world, but most of them don't bring you lasagne at work. Most of them just cheat on you.


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This message was edited by ~FallenAingL~ on 10-26-01 @ 9:41 AM
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 10-26-2001 @ 10:50 PM      
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In the gyno's office while I was lying in the stirrups waiting for him to come in....there's nothing like the gyno's office.... (jk) :)


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
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Fireguy
posted on 10-27-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
~FallenAingL~: Church Bathroom

that makes two of us fallen.
that one made me feel a little dirty after i was all done..but that quickly passed.
id have to say in a customers car when i was working in the shop of a local car dealer, found a couple nudie pics of her in the trunk. had to go for a quick test drive, parked in a open parking lot of a closed down Lowes home improvement store and rubbed one out.



A big thanks to Psycho Bitch for the help with the sig pic, the name doenst really fit the personality.



This message was edited by Fireguy on 10-27-01 @ 8:52 PM
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 10-27-2001 @ 2:51 PM      
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quote:
There are millions of fine women in this world, but most of them don't bring you lasagne at work. Most of them just cheat on you.



36 dicks?? In a row??




BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
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