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pantee man
Another asshole Isles fan who didn't say shit until they started winning.		posted on 04-18-2002 @ 12:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
I actually had a guy ask me, right in the middle of it all, to bite him, I looked up like he was crazy.




hey rape lets leave your dad out of this, i thought this was a non-incest site






Who can make the sun shine on a cloudy day?

The Pantee Man Can.
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 04-19-2002 @ 7:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
i thought this was a non-incest site

where the hell would you come up with such a silly idea?



I LOVE THE MORON
spe5150
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 12:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
silera:

Rule #1 Get comfortable.
Rule #2 It's not a race.
Rule #3 Respect the penis.
Rule #4 Get on your knees and worship the penis.
Rule #5 Use your hands, you're not bobbing for apples.
Rule #6 Think of it as oral limbo, how low can you go?
Rule #7 SWALLOW.

I think that's it. I wanted ten, but seven is enough.

quote:
RapeFantasizer:
#8 Make porno eye contact
#9 Remember there are balls to be played with as well.
#10 SWALLOW (it's so important it should be listed twice)


....and I didn't think it was possible to love silera & RapeF more than I did in the WoW section....why don't I ever meet women who live by these rules?

RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 04-20-2002 @ 6:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
why don't I ever meet women who live by these rules?

I hang out with Silera every night, you're welcome to come out and meet us. The more the merrier.



I LOVE THE MORON
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 04-20-2002 @ 7:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
Rule #1 Get comfortable.
Rule #2 It's not a race.
Rule #3 Respect the penis.
Rule #4 Get on your knees and worship the penis.
Rule #5 Use your hands, you're not bobbing for apples.
Rule #6 Think of it as oral limbo, how low can you go?
Rule #7 SWALLOW.
#8 Make porno eye contact
#9 Remember there are balls to be played with as well.
#10 SWALLOW (it's so important it should be listed twice)
#11 NO TEETH!
#12 Practice, Practice, Practice


#13 Remember the tip! -- 90% of a man's sensitivity is in the tip, give it about 70% of your attention.
#14 Show us what you're doing -- A long tongue lick up the shaft may not actually do much but if he can see what your doing the visuals are intense. Remember, men are visual creatures.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 13 and 4 and got their ass kicked Friday night.
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.		posted on 04-20-2002 @ 9:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
so, i guess it's true, having kids does stretch you out

Ah, completely untrue. All women are just not created equal, some are just harder to please. And "7" meant inches long, not circumference, so this has nada to do with stretchablity. Women have incredible elasticity whether or not they have ever given birth.
And besides, I really don't think that a child born weighing in just shy of 2 1/2 lbs. could result in your cervix becoming the Grand Canyon.
...Christ, now I feel like Dr. Ruth. :rolleyes:



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
spe5150
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 10:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
I hang out with Silera every night, you're welcome to come out and meet us. The more the merrier.


NICE!!
Suddenly I'm looking forward to attending my first board function a little bit more.



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