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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 12:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I want to have your abortion.




PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.

JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 07-02-2002 @ 12:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01





FUCK YOU ALL. DIE.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 12:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on, you dance the night away with a stranger, and then you throw it away - the condom, that is, not the stranger.



PrOjEcT mAyHeM!!!
Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
I want to fuck.

JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


This message was edited by silera on 7-2-02 @ 12:58 AM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 07-02-2002 @ 12:59 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Everybody wanted a fight club...

Well, here it is.

PrOjEcT MaYhEm

Do something with it.






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!



This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 7-2-02 @ 1:00 AM
TheJays
This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m:
I MAKE COOL PICTURES
Proud To Be An American
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 1:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on, you dance the night away with a stranger, and then you throw it away - the condom, that is, not the stranger.









This is a Wu-banger 2001 off da hook gorilla anthem. This DJ K-Ray, from round the way, and I'll slap the shit out of any of you dj's who front on this shit.




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 1:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Whatever this is.....COUNT ME IN!!!


The first rule in Project Mayhem sir...is we do NOT ask questions!!

FEAR.....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong,the weak,the innocent, the corrupt....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!
TheJays
This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m:
I MAKE COOL PICTURES
Proud To Be An American
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 1:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01


This is a Wu-banger 2001 off da hook gorilla anthem. This DJ K-Ray, from round the way, and I'll slap the shit out of any of you dj's who front on this shit.




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell scored against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 1:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
does this mean we have to go to Alkeys house....and wait on his stoop till he lets us in ? I got my 2 black shirts, 2 pair of black pants, one pair of black boots, 2 pair of black socks, one black jacket and $300 personal burial money. Just tell me where to go!!!

FEAR.....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong,the weak,the innocent, the corrupt....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 1:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
With insomnia, you're never really asleep;
you're never really awake.



This message was edited by Drusilla on 7-2-02 @ 2:39 AM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 1:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
A guy started at Fight Club, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.




FUCK YOU ALL. DIE.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
FNMoron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 1:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00

Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 1:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
It was right in everyones face....Alkey and Hybrid just made it visible....It was on the tip of everyones tongue....Alkey and Hybrid just gave it a name.....PROJECT MAYHEM !!!!

FEAR.....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong,the weak,the innocent, the corrupt....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 2:01 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00





Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 7:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I fuck like you'd like to fuck
No, you just fuck WHO I'd like to fuck.
quote:


Ahh, that brings back painful memories.



Thank you Austin!
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 9:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
can we sell rich women their fat asses back to them?

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 10:17 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
BM's reply confuses me.

Is he waiting silently for admittance or protesting in silence.






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 10:21 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm can i join? i guess
i just wanna be loved


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 10:32 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
You do not join...

PrOjEcT MaYhEm

You become it.






PrOjEcT MaYhEmHIS NAME IS IRISHALKEY
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
IrishAlkey
VG drives my puppy bus!



This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 7-2-02 @ 10:32 AM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 10:40 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
oh that sounds like too much work, forget it


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRID
My Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 10:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Hey Alkey....I think the reason Buttmunch is silent is cause he's standing on your porch staring, waiting for your approval to join !!!!




FEAR.....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong,the weak,the innocent, the corrupt....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!
diadelsuerte
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 11:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
project mayhem... hahhahahah


"You look like a tumor with an awful Sammy Hagar wig." - Jimmy Norton
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 11:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Visit this Website

I bought this dress for one $. It's an old bridesmaid's dress. Some one loved it intensely for one day, then threw it just away.





This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-2-02 @ 11:25 AM
Redhead Lover
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 12:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm can i join? i guess
i just wanna be loved



The first rule of Project Mayhem is... YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT PROJECT MAYHEM!!

The second rule of Project Mayhem is... YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT PROJECT MAYHEM!!

I see lots of news faces here. New faces mean lots of you have been breaking the first two rules of Project Mayhem!


Sorry... I was just trying to fit in...

"No longer will I be Homer J. Simpson!
From now on, I'm Homer JAY Simpson!" - Homer Simpson
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 12:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Every evening I died and every evening I was born again. Resurrected. ahhhhhhh good morning from project mayhem. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.




FUCK YOU ALL. DIE.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
PrOjEcT MaYhEm
Redhead Lover
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 12:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02

I am Jack's feeling of abandonment...

"No longer will I be Homer J. Simpson!
From now on, I'm Homer JAY Simpson!" - Homer Simpson


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