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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
Jennitalia
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
yeah, but oas, did you forget im not used to such large things???



"Like, Mother, it's my life ok...so if i want to live on a beach and walk around naked..."
Metalfan
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Can we cut the gay talk before the girls leave us again?



You think that's the only reason they avoid you? Why not just let Alkey violate you the way we so desperately seems to want to?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Spit, did you know I have a bottle of Captain Morgans and some limes just sitting here?

Has anyone else ever noticed when a request to stop talking gay comes along, Metal is the first to keep the discussion going?

Jenn, what can I say? Size does matter? ;-)


Puff The Magic Dragon
Raised it's Fearsome Head,
It Had One Simple Mission
To Make al-Qaida Dead!
Oh and kissy-pie huggy-poo The Froy thing.


American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

some limes just sitting here?



Damn, did any other guy think their ballies would turn hard and green when they reached 150? Hey OAS, did you ever think I just want Ken and Alkey to be happy together in their geeeeyness? Shouldn't the bus for the retirement facility be coming for you soon?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Metal, did you just get your copy of "Joe Soprano's Really Gross Jokebook"?

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Sorry your wrong Alkey. It's control that comes with age. You wouldn't know that would you?


Is the ability to keep your junk soft, in any situation, no matter how exciting, something to brag about? Don't they usually just call it impotence?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
Me droogies:
Noellevious.... she's made me so proud.
Two positions available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 3:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Don't they usually just call it impotence?



FTL, do you have something to confess?


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, okay, why did I think no one would find out that I witnessed OAS attempt a rape? Can you imagine that the girl wasn't very scared?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
Me droogies:
Noellevious.... she's made me so proud.
Two positions available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles.
o&aswallow
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
FTL, rape? Why would I rape when I can't keep up with all the women after me now? Or did you witness me satisfying a babes fantasy?


Puff The Magic Dragon
Raised it's Fearsome Head,
It Had One Simple Mission
To Make al-Qaida Dead!
Oh and kissy-pie huggy-poo The Froy thing.


American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Can you imagine that the girl wasn't very scared?



Did she pin him beneath his own walker?


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Did she pin him beneath his own walker?


Would you believe that he actually had to coax her to straddle him on his Little Rascal?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
Me droogies:
Noellevious.... she's made me so proud.
Two positions available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

why did I think no one would find out that I witnessed OAS attempt a rape?

Wouldn't it have been easier for you to just give in?



Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 7:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Wouldn't it have been easier for you to just give in?



Well, I guess we all know Ladi's motto... ;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 10-19-2001 @ 7:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Well, I guess we all know Ladi's motto...


Do you mind if I prefer her "feed em and fuck em" motto better?





My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 8:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Hmmm...is it possible that Ladi and I are the same person?

Or is she just watching me?


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



zootybang
posted on 10-21-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Where do bees go when it gets cold?




God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

Check out my band at
www.4inthachamber.com
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-21-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
What happens to nips when it gets cold? ;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



zootybang
posted on 10-21-2001 @ 12:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Do you mean those tiny bottles of beer? Dont they just, well, get colder?




God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

Check out my band at
www.4inthachamber.com
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-21-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Is it cold outside? Did you ever have a bee in
your bonnet?


"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
-Calvin
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-21-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Did you ever have a bee in
your bonnet?



Is it wrong to be turned on by this? Do I care?
;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



zootybang
posted on 10-21-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Are we trying to break the record for "slowest loading page ever"? Will Grumpy start a "questions:part 2"? Will the caped crusader and the boy wonder escape this dastardly deed by the Joker?




God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

Check out my band at
www.4inthachamber.com
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 10-21-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Don't you know I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those damn, meddling kids?

Where does my penis go when it gets cold?





My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 10-21-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Will Grumpy start a "questions:part 2"?


Two, TWO? Don't you mean 4? Didn't you see that the first Questions went to 3000 replies?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
No more droogs for me, for adoption is over.
Noellevious.... she's made me so proud. Viddy well, little brother... err, sister.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-21-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Is there a naked waitress willing to get a weary man a beer?


zootybang
posted on 10-21-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Two, TWO? Don't you mean 4? Didn't you see that the first Questions went to 3000
replies?


How could i have missed that? Could i have been drunk for that long?




God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

Check out my band at
www.4inthachamber.com


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