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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I thought this article went along perfectly with Dan's rants.
http://www.msnbc.com/news/566883.asp?bt=msn&btu=http://go.msn.com/zzj/1/1.asp?target=http://msn.com

quote:

don't worry TTB won't be around much longer


Gee, thats too bad.

Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Maynard...you forgot the sarcasm tags...




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

The Toyota Prius powertrain is capable of reaching a maximum speed of approximately 100 mph.
Yeah Dan, but only when you fill it with Bricks and drop it from a plane at 40,000 feet.

It's just so wrong to come back to the office on a day like this. I went to Grand Central and had a calzone from Two Boots, then I got an egg cream from Junior's, then I went up to the street and watched all of the little secretaries and interns walking around in their little tops with their chest gently bouncing with every step.
It was a beautiful thing.




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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You're right, sorry.

[sarcasm]I thought this article went along perfectly with Dan's rants.[/sarcasm]

spitfire421
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
LMAO...TTB, why are you guys leaving? Don't you get a nice, warm, fuzzy feeling from this mb...you've made it this far...

Capn, G3 tix go on sale Friday....while I'm in Atlanta :(


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)


This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-2-01 @ 2:36 PM
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
no we meant on the second comment unless you really care...which we doubt




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I know why spitfire, because one is going to troll for man ass at college while one stays home and tries out how to fuck himself in the ass with a 3 inch penis.




Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
Teen Tomato Boys
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
We'll miss you spit...but like we said we're going to be two seperate entities on the board...




"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!"
"Are you not entertained!?!"
"We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..."

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING SHIT...


Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots...
weinie
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
how does one get to be a "tomato boy" anyway? Is there some initiation procedure? Do you have to pay dues?

o&aswallow
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

but like we said we're going to be two seperate entities on the board...


I thought genetic splicing was still illegal??


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
So now there'll be two, TWO!of you? Ponderous, f-ing ponderous.


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 3:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah, but 2 TTB's is better then 2 Barry Manilow's any day of the week.

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thanks Spit! Will you be making a long distance call or scalping?

Hosp, good call on the hybrid! lmmfao!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

BARRY MANILOW
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
See....now THAT'S funny, Maynard.


o&aswallow
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Motivation to buy a hybrid.........



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Rog2K
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 4:27 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey slackers. Bad news. I just quit my job (That's why I haven't been around), and took a job with my old, old company. Problem is, even though I go drinking with the IT guy once a week, he knows about oa.com & it's blocked. Sooooooo, until I get a cable modem, I most likely won't be around and I definately won't be around during official slacking hours.

Thanks everyone for helpingme pass the time & I'll try to check in every so often just to keep up with current events.

Make no mistake, I'll still be slacking daily and listening to OA constantly.

Later kids. ::wipes tear from eye::


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-George Carlin

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 4:41 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
And you are??????




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o&aswallow
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Good luck Rog, we will be here to carry the torch for you.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Grumpy
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posted on 05-02-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

we're going to be two seperate entities on the board...


Genetic splicing? that's priceless OAS. Fucking priceless. I don't think they have a gene to split between them though.

So if they're gonna be two people, now I get to bitch slap, ridicule and just plain abuse 2 people instead of one? Okay, that sounds fair. Until you guys get back in two pieces, Barry boy will get the brunt of my abuse. See ya. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.


5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through?
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 4:49 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'm joking Rog, good luck, and god's speed.




Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
spitfire421
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
It's ok, Rog, we'll make up for the slacking you've lost :)

Good night guys...I'll give you a new thread when I decide to wake up tomorrow :) :) :)


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Ronreddog
posted on 05-02-2001 @ 5:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Good night Slackers. Spit, I will be waiting for you in the morning! ;) You too, Dream!

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I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01

I have adopted TooCute as of 4/28/01

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 5:50 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
::Sees the keys left in the door by Spit for the first person to get to the room, opens the door. Walks out to brew some coffee and pick up doughnuts::

Morning Slackers! Welcome to Thursday's edition to "As O&A.com Turns" I'll be back with the goodies later.

EDIT: Whoever gave me my 1st status...LMMFAO!:)




This message was edited by BARRY MANILOW on 5-3-01 @ 5:55 AM
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 7:31 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Mornin Folks..since when did this place start opening so early? Must be new owners.

Thanx for the coffee.


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Dan
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 8:07 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Coffee is great, but does anyone have any meth?

I'm not really that tired, I just wanna see how far I can go before I get fired...


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