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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-27-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Or worse, am I Rosemary's baby?


Wow! Look...It's Moving...should I kill it or put it in a jar?
BOINK
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 10-27-2001 @ 9:41 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I don't know, are you?:P


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 10-27-2001 @ 9:52 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Alkey...Don't you know there's a salve your Dr. can give you for that itchy taint?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-27-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Does an itchy taint indicate an approaching birthday?


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 10-28-2001 @ 5:09 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Alkey...Don't you know there's a salve your Dr. can give you for that itchy taint?


Sluggo, when I say "my taint itches," don't you realize it doesn't mean you should prescribe a salve, rather, you should say "yes, I sympathize with you...I, too, have had an itchy taint?"






My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 5:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Is it really 5:30 or is it 6:30? Why do I always feel jet-lagged after a day-light savings clock changing?


Wow! Look...It's Moving...should I kill it or put it in a jar?
BOINK
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 10-28-2001 @ 5:36 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Is it really 5:30 or is it 6:30?


Does time really matter when you're locked in a basement?





My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 5:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Didn't you know that I am allowed out on the weekends, Alkey? What time is it? What day is it? Why is it so dark and cold outside? Should I just hibernate for the winter?


Wow! Look...It's Moving...should I kill it or put it in a jar?
BOINK
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

FN Moron
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posted on 10-28-2001 @ 5:54 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Should I just hibernate for the winter?
can I share that cave with you?



More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA



LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 6:08 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Didn't you know there is always room for FN? ;-)
Will you bring the cartoon videos, FN?


Wow! Look...It's Moving...should I kill it or put it in a jar?
BOINK
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 6:09 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
what would you do if talibanians were hiding in the cave?



Sunday October 28- CBS: Max Bickford, Wedding Dress...NBC: Weakest Link, Law and Order: CI, UC Undercover...FOX: World Series...ABC: 9- Alias... UPN: Buffy S3 Rerun, Practice S1 Rerun,...WB: 5 pm- Smallville Marathon...
Film Report: Don't Say a Word, 13 Ghosts- stink, Mullholland Drive rocks
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Why do I have the urge to go outside and do yard work? Can somebody smack me and help me come back to my senses?


... Well, my ship's been split to splinters and it's sinking fast I'm drowning in the poison, got no future, got no past, But my heart is not weary, it's light and it’s free, I got nothing but affection for those who’ve sailed with me...
Alphalpha, will you push me on the swings?
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Can I just tie you up instead? ;)

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
Oh Miss Crabtree, let me count the ways.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Can somebody smack me and help me come back to my senses



Isn't this one just too easy? ;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Smack me, tie me up...what's the difference?
Also, the next time I get a hair-brained idea of going to a dog show, would somebody kindly SHOOT me?


... Well, my ship's been split to splinters and it's sinking fast I'm drowning in the poison, got no future, got no past, But my heart is not weary, it's light and it’s free, I got nothing but affection for those who’ve sailed with me...
Alphalpha, will you push me on the swings?
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
You didn't come up with that idea while sober, did you?


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Noelle, did you know I barely ever drink?


... Well, my ship's been split to splinters and it's sinking fast I'm drowning in the poison, got no future, got no past, But my heart is not weary, it's light and it’s free, I got nothing but affection for those who’ve sailed with me...
Alphalpha, will you push me on the swings?
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Have you met your 2 glass' of wine quota for the year Luna?

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
Oh Miss Crabtree, let me count the ways.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
How did you know, BJ? Wasn't it BaLLoon Not that
"drove me to drink"? ;-)
LMAO


... Well, my ship's been split to splinters and it's sinking fast I'm drowning in the poison, got no future, got no past, But my heart is not weary, it's light and it’s free, I got nothing but affection for those who’ve sailed with me...
Alphalpha, will you push me on the swings?
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Noelle, did you know I barely ever drink?



So it's just 'shrooms?


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Luna, have you ever considered drinking heavily?
Do you think that'd keep you from coming up with those wacky "dog show" ideas?



More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA



LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Well, Noelle, it doesn't say swiller party under my name, does it?;-)


... Well, my ship's been split to splinters and it's sinking fast I'm drowning in the poison, got no future, got no past, But my heart is not weary, it's light and it’s free, I got nothing but affection for those who’ve sailed with me...
Alphalpha, will you push me on the swings?
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Did he drive you to drink?

Or did he just drive you nuts?

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
Oh Miss Crabtree, let me count the ways.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Do you think that'd keep you from coming up with those wacky "dog show" ideas?



So what are you people telling me?

Is it drugs or alkie that is the answer? ;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-28-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
FN said:
quote:

Luna, have you ever considered drinking heavily


FN, didn't you know that 2 glasses of wine for me is considered heavy drinking?

Brokenjaw said:
quote:

Did he drive you to drink?
Or did he just drive you nuts?



BJ, can you believe he drove me buggy and if I had had a fly-swatter, do you know what I would have done to him?


... Well, my ship's been split to splinters and it's sinking fast I'm drowning in the poison, got no future, got no past, But my heart is not weary, it's light and it’s free, I got nothing but affection for those who’ve sailed with me...
Alphalpha, will you push me on the swings?
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies



This message was edited by LunaBabe on 10-28-01 @ 12:13 PM


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