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hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 3:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
As long as you still let me fuck your face, sure
Hey, I shaved it off - do you like tha bald look as well? (not to worry, It grows back quickly).
quote:
You're still pissed I didn't join you and slash last night, aren't you??????
Cheating on me Slash? But I thought we had something special]??


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-19-2002 @ 3:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:
It isn't our fault that you rather masturbate to your HHH sig pics.



Yeah it is, if you can't measure up



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 3:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Yeah it is, if you can't measure up


Another Zinger from the Golden God of teh funney...



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-19-2002 @ 3:56 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
make fun of me all you want mr. bitter, Im here to supports the GS, and even you can't damper that spirit in me



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 3:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Support him all you want, just remember, HE LOVES ME!11!

I just don't have all of his old posts to prove it anymore :(



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Support him all you want, just remember, HE LOVES ME!11!



ahh he may love you...but he loves and wants me more :)

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
I think lust is a better word for it vg:)



Sometimes we can choose the path we follow.
Sometimes our choices are made for us.
And sometimes we have no choice at all.

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
vg, don't forget to blow your nose real good, I need to take advantage of that nostril tonight!



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
I think lust is a better word for it vg


well that's good too :)

quote:
vg, don't forget to blow your nose real good, I need to take advantage of that nostril tonight!


no can do slashy-poo, im still sick so im all stuffy, you lose!11!

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
no can do slashy-poo, im still sick so im all stuffy, you lose!11!


How 'bout I take my popsicle stick and shove all that snot into the back of your skull 'til you lose consciousness. Then I can take your limp, amazon, arse in front of a webcam and shove freshly hatched toads up your cobwebbed virginial snatch 'til you puke warts?



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
How 'bout I take my popsicle stick and shove all that snot into the back of your skull 'til you lose consciousness. Then I can take your limp, amazon, arse in front of a webcam and shove freshly hatched toads up your cobwebbed virginial snatch 'til you puke warts?


i can't wait

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
What's up with the mod party in the newbie's thread?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 5:05 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
What's up with the mod party in the newbie's thread?


Sorry, I'm late.

You guys should really start inviting Flock to these shindigs.






Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 5:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
hey alkey... I hear there's an opening



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Jack Meehoff
Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 5:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Turd Burglar to the rescue!

I'm sorry... I couldn't help myself.


 

All Post's Imply That Actual Thought Went Into Them. Take That With A Grain Of Salt.





This message was edited by Jack Meehoff on 3-19-02 @ 5:18 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 5:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
hey alkey... I hear there's an opening


Are you calling me gay?







Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Jack Meehoff
Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 5:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Not to interject but I again just could not help myself:

quote:
Are you calling me gay?

This user is A WHORE. Please disregard his idiotic comments.

I let Gonzo lick my ear, and all I got was this stupid status

Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...


And who could forget SPOO


 

All Post's Imply That Actual Thought Went Into Them. Take That With A Grain Of Salt.



This message was edited by Jack Meehoff on 3-19-02 @ 5:26 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 5:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
like you haven't been called worse



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 5:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Stop defiling. This thread is Gonzy's! ;)





Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 5:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
I think a blow job is the least I can ask for the pain and suffering...

Don't I still owe you that b-day one?



"Yea - wait, what?"

Crisp and clean with no caffeine!
Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
GS, you know I love ya man, and although I don't fully understand what went on (as I stay away from the politics of this place as much as possible) I will miss you immensely. You have always been a good friend to both Flock and me and I hate to see this happen to you.

Now who's going to be in bed with Flock when I have to work?? ;)

Love ya babe.

Tell me where it hurts

o&aswallow
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 6:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
To each camel, there comes that final straw.....
I came
I laughed
I made friends
I hoisted drinks in a toast with friends
I don't have the desire to start a farewell thread
It used to be fun
Bye.



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 6:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
well, i don't think it has to be said, but i love you gonzy poo. you're ok too oadawite :p

well, hopefully this will work itself out and maybe even become a turning point in the board's life. i for one will probably never make a specific decision to stop visiting the board. but for those who feel you have to leave, you'll be missed. for those of us left, hopefully we can make this a fun place again, otherwise we'll all eventually lose interest and wander off...



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 6:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
cya OAS, youll be missed. this sucks


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Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 6:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
To each camel, there comes that final straw.....
I came
I laughed
I made friends
I hoisted drinks in a toast with friends
I don't have the desire to start a farewell thread
It used to be fun
Bye.


OAS, I never talked to you personally, or knew much about ya...but ya seemed like a real cool person and you shall be missed around these parts. Take care of yourself.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$ and my brother in Rage Ree!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
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You're the Man Now Dog

Victim of the System...3.5 Months



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