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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: New Game! | ||||
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| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 9:38 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | Slack sees that Joker has ruined the game for everybody, kicks Joker in the ass and takes Maynardball. Locks ball in a footlocker, wrapped in chains sealed in a vault. Hides keys, leaves a map in Maynardese under Maynards doormat, ends game til Maynard starts it again. (8,375 Daddy figure points. Now two, TWO! spots open! DevonGetTheTable is the newest graduate of the Slackjaw School of Attitude Adjustments! Report any transgressions to me..... screw that...he's YOUR problem now!...lol | ||||
| My Turn in the Barrel Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 9:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Sorry Slack, you were in the opposite zone meaning everything you said was just negated. ::Takes Maynardball and puts it back in play:: I Just Wanna F the S out of your Sister | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 11:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Goes out side and sees no one there. Sees Maynard Ball and takes it home before any of MFJ chack whores take it. Invokes unknown rule banning MFJ from all future innings of Maynardball for requesting oral from ladies. MFJ is forced to lick the anuses of passing bears as punishment. Leaves note: "Maynard Ball is at Sloatsburgh. Don't leave it outside next time."  You are an example of Devolution: The product of 2 inferior humans who have produced and even more inferior human. | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 11:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | sloats, i think you mean FMJ, and if not, then i use rule zeta to make all that affect him ::goes to bronx zoo, puts leashes on all the bears, and leads them into yard:: have fun, joker i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but  | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-16-2001 @ 1:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | I go all the way up to Sloatsburg and take the Maynardball back. Invoke the Spaz rule thus then negating everything that the third person to speak says. :looks around the room and sees theres no one left to play with: :goes to corner to cry, but at the last minute tags the Gay Free Tree: "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-16-2001 @ 5:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | picks up the maynard ball where the crying not-fag left it.wants to throw, but everyone's at the softball game.takes the ball and goes home till somebody comes to play with me i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but | ||||
| GOD of PHUK
| posted on 06-16-2001 @ 6:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | :::unwittingly wins 32.765 points by farting on a chair, whic turns out to be the Secret Pooting Chair.::: a really lot. | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 3:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | :decides he doesn't need the maynardball to play: I take two lawn darts and throws them up in the air as high as I can. One lands on the ground becoming the new mecca and all the muslims now have to pray facing New Jersey. (874 holy points) And the other lands on fbdlingfrg foot, sticking through it and into the ground making it impossible for him to move. I then take a cage with a rat in it and attach it to his head so that it repeatedly bites his face. (16,432 obscure 1984 movie reference points) "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 3:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | :::sees everyone is having a good time, decides to join the game:::: I remove the dart from fbdlingfrg's foot and pulled down Gilligan's pants and repeatedly stab him in the butt with it as I shove a banana in his mouth.......567,789,990,000 points because I am new to the game  | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 3:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | :removes the uncomfrotable hunk of metal from his butt: I tie DW up and blindfold her then I take the banana out of his mouth and begin to "violate" her with it. 14 points for cross thread references. 73 points for involving a piece of fruit during sex -$1,254 for the trip to the hospital for my anal repairs. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 4:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | takes rat out of cage, puts on rubber glove, gives rat a shot full of rabies, sticks rat up maynard's ass i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 4:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: When did this turn into Ground Control? :squeezes butt cheeks together like a bear trap and blocks fbdlingfrg from sticking anything up my ass: I then hit a golfball off the sears tower, around the moon, through texas, nothin but net! 39 points for old tv commercial reference. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 4:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | brings back the ball, and thows it into the goflball's path.runs around the third wicket, causing a google i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 4:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Uses a giant solar deflector to catch all the points from fbdlingfrg's google. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 4:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | do you even know what a google is? i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 6:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Yes deek I do. I was referring to collecting your google of points. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| Spork | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 6:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | :Spork rips off two of his middle tines, forming a FOON. He takes the foon and impales fbdlingfrg in the larynx... repeatedly. Now no one will ever know what a google is - mouhahaha! Graduated and Rooned by Rone on 6/16/01 | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 6:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i\then what is it?i honestly don't know i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 6:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey dick, if you really must know, google isn't a word. It's googol. And the definition is 1 with 100 zeros. Ass-F. 1,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 points for being a smart-ass. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 6:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | :::::unties myself with the switchblade in my back pocket...punches Gilligan in the forehead for violating me with a piece of fruit...then awards myself with 500 points for knowing what a google is.....Visit this Website | ||||
| Spork | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 6:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | :Spork keeps stabbing with his foon. "Must kill the bees. Questions must stop!" Graduated and Rooned by Rone on 6/16/01 | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 10:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | steals spokers foon, snaps in in half and pees all over it.gets 5trillion points for stopping the annoyance i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but | ||||
| Spork | posted on 06-17-2001 @ 10:16 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | :spork tapes himself back together, fashioning a WOW sticker into some sort of ace bandage, but not before lowering the Federal Reserve's short-term interest rate by a full basis point! This move, helping mortgage holders and the indebted everywhere earns him a modest 5 trillion points, pulling him back even with fbdlingfrg - and some would argue, continuing the annoyance which is worth 4 points. Graduated and Rooned by Rone on 6/16/01 | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 12:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Spork bursts into flames and melts due to spontaneous combustion for getting the same about of points as another player. Loses all points and any self worth that he had before. He lay in the middle of the floor in a melted pile of plastic. I take the melted spork and mold it into a frisbee and start a game of ultimate frisbee with spork. 14 points for creativity with a dead player "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 12:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Takes frisbee and bludgeons Maynard to death with for 5 cajillion points. Cashes points in for group sex with 50 Swedish Supermodels all named Olga.  Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International | ||||
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