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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:52 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Is this thing gonna get locked soon?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 4:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Alkey, shhhhhhh....are you tryin' to ruuuuin it?

What am I doing up so damn early?


Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...the big bad wolf...the big bad wolf?
My...My...What big teeth I have
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Metalfan
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 7:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Luna, what the F are you doing up so early? Don't you know I have to soundproof the basement now just because of you? ;-)

Alkey, are you going for premature locking again? Don't get your pretty panties in a bunch, okay? Isn't there a fifth you should be drinking?

OAS line: Did you know I was supposed to be the third Wright brother, but it interfered with my afternoon nap?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 7:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Metal, can I get some coffee down here in this basement...PRONTO? ;-)


Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...the big bad wolf...the big bad wolf?
My...My...What big teeth I have
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Metalfan
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 7:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Damn, first I let you out and now you want coffee??? Pretty damned demanding, aren't ya?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 8:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Luna, Why don't you just escape Metals basement and stroll on over to Starbucks?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 8:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Is that where you stalk the high school girls now OAS?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 8:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Didn't you know that high school girls need loving too?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
So don't the ladies in your retirement community, right? Isn't it wrong the the sugar daddy is actually a sugar grandpa?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, I love the sugar daddy, it's a great candy isn't it?
Oh wait, is that not what we're talking about?


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!


Phantom Fields
o&aswallow
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Is it my problem that you can't be a sugar daddy, so therefore there's also no hope of you getting any when your a grandpa? Of no use now, then definately no use then?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
o&aswallow
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Is it my problem that you can't be a sugar daddy, so therefore there's also no hope of you getting any when your a grandpa? Of no use now, then definately no use then?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Hey, who can't hand out quarters and bubble gum to the little girls to try to entice them OAS? But, has that really worked for you so far?

Barry, the candy bar, unlike OAS, doesn't need viagra to be hard though, didn't you hear the same thing?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Did someone say "Sugar Daddy"? LOL

How about green M&M's on a Thursday?


Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...the big bad wolf...the big bad wolf?
My...My...What big teeth I have
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
You people are still here?

Does Metal ever stop with the OAS age jokes?

Is anyone lese suprised Barry could find the thread?

Why is Luna up so early?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Metalfan
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Isn't Barry a persistent little bugger?

Old age jokes = always funny, right?

Its after 9 GW, shouldn't you be drinking already? ;-)

Does Luna ever sleep?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Well, GW, where have YOU been, did Metal put you in his basement, too?


Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...the big bad wolf...the big bad wolf?
My...My...What big teeth I have
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

o&aswallow
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Will Metal ever get the joke that I'm not as old as he thinks I am?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Just because its in your status OAS, does that make it true? ;-)

Do you know you act older than you really are?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
spitfire421
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Didja miss me??? :)

Don't you love how sometimes things never change?


Old School? New School? Shit, I didn't even go to school!

NEVER FORGET!!!
Metalfan
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
How is our little ray of stoner sunshine today?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Don't some things change but just appear to be the same, like the Depends OAS wears?

o&aswallow
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Spit didn't you know a day without you is un-American?

Does anyone else think Ken is Metal's alter ego screename?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 10:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Yes, don't you know I am the Tyler Durden of oa.com? That I choose to do battle against myself constantly?

Depends? You mean he graduated from Huggies Pull-ups?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Why would playing with yourself surprise us Metal? :-)



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.


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