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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Does anyone know the difference between Ken and a bucket of shit? ;)

Metal, Do you look forward to seeing the big meanie like you would look forward to getting a root canal?

Anyone else hungry?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Does anyone know the difference between Ken and a bucket of shit?

You won't eat Ken?
quote:

Anyone else hungry?





IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
When people think about me, do they touch themselves?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Drunken,
How'd the party go?
What costume did you decide on?

Hungry? Who wants pie?


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!



Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Why do all the womens run when Alkey shows up?
Why does Maynard disappear when Grumpy does?


LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Are the women in the basement again?


Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...the big bad wolf...the big bad wolf?
My...My...What big teeth I have
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Metalfan
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Metal, Do you look forward to seeing the big meanie like you would look forward to getting a root canal?


Ya know, I put that equation into my computer, and wouldn't ya know the damned thing crashed on me? Can I get back to ya?

Is that really Alkey's ass in his sig pic?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Is that really Alkey's ass in his sig pic?


Metal, could you please stop IMing me with this same question?
Would you still lust for me if I told you my ass is much hairier and pimplier?






I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
Metalfan
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Would you still lust for me if I told you my ass is much hairier and pimplier?



So you get that from grandma? That old bitch spreads easier than warm butter, ain't it great?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

So you get that from grandma?


You "know" Grandma too?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
Metalfan
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 7:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Who doesn't know Grandma? I heard that the soldiers at Iwo Jima were actually planting the flagpole in her dank gash, and not Japanese soil.....is that true?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 7:38 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Metal, didn't you put Grandma in the basement, too?


Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...the big bad wolf...the big bad wolf?
The Full Moon is Officially on Nov. 1st
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies



This message was edited by LunaBabe on 10-31-01 @ 7:40 AM
Metalfan
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 7:55 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Ah na na.....how could I do that? Isn't she the new topless waitress?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 7:59 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Is she? Does she drive the bus, too, or is that strickly Ken's job?


Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...the big bad wolf...the big bad wolf?
The Full Moon is Officially on Nov. 1st
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

BARRY MANILOW
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 8:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Was that Grandma in the basement last night?
I couldn't see well in the dark, but on the other hand Luna, can I apologize for calling you a dried up, wrinkled hosemonkey?
Aren't you glad that wasn't you I attacked?
Could you excuse me while I shower in sulfuric acid?



Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!



BARRY MANILOW
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 8:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Barry, if I was to say I wore and all white suit with bell bottoms and a see green shirt, would that still
be a question?


Should I be honored or offended?

coughcoughhappybirthdayyouluckystiffcoughcough..:)


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE FROY!



Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Barry, if I was to say I wore and all white suit with bell bottoms and a see green shirt, would that still be a question?

Luna, how come you never untied me last night?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:17 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
How come there are fewer and fewer kids at the bus stop in front of Metal's house???

Metalfan
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Does the fact that I've nicknamed my house the Hotel California give ya a clue?

Can ya drive the bus down some very steep hills today before picking up the kids?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Did anyone get a chance to look at the brakes?
Did you know you can become very ill if you eat Ladi's cookie?

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Drunken, Did I forget to untie you again?

Ummmmm....Trick or Treat?


Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...the big bad wolf...the big bad wolf?
The Full Moon is Officially on Nov. 1st
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Can I have the treat? coughcoughitismybirthdaytodaycoughcough

Is Ladi's cookie that bad?;)


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Metalfan
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Experiencing gastrointestinal distress Ken? Would a 2x4 shot to the gut help?

Luna, if you're still tied up, how do you suppose to untie GW? More importantly....how the F did he end up in the basement? Dammit, doesn't this basement have more leaks then Alkey's depends?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:59 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Alkey is wearing Depends? I thought they were polyester panties, no?
Has anyone seen Polly? Has anyone seen Ester?


Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf...the big bad wolf...the big bad wolf?
The Full Moon is Officially on Nov. 1st
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

o&aswallow
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
It's your BD GW? Can I say Happy Birtday? Can I buy you a birthday beer?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.


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