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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Did you know I just may decapitate him out of fear?



Did you know I do that when I orgasm?


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Did you know I just may decapitate him out of fear?


quote:


Did you know I do that when I orgasm?


AHHHHH!!!!!! Why are you ladies trying to scare me?

Why am I not thinking about sex anymore?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


spitfire421
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

AHHHHH!!!!!! Why are you ladies trying to scare me?


Can anyone guess what these are?



Old School? New School? Shit, I didn't even go to school!

NEVER FORGET!!!
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Why am I not thinking about sex anymore?



Could you be dead? ;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 10-31-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Spit, is that an African head dress?
Anal beads?
A chin strap for a retard?
Ken's chain-linked g-string?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 4:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Ken's chain-linked g-string?



That's where it's been?!?


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 5:15 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

That's where it's been?!?


Does Spit have any of your underwear too?






I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Does Spit have any of your underwear too?



Other than the chain link g string, wouldn't I actually have to wear underwear first?




One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 5:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Other than the chain link g string, wouldn't I actually have to wear underwear first?


Are you looking for a mate?
May I volunteer?






I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 5:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Are you looking for a mate?



Are you willing to fight to the death?



One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Are you willing to fight to the death?

Do you know that his weakness lies within his left ear?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




spitfire421
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Could we clamp Ken and Irish's nipples together with those?

Irish, should the correct question be "What has Noelle done with Spitfire's panties?"?


Old School? New School? Shit, I didn't even go to school!

NEVER FORGET!!!
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 6:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Irish, should the correct question be "What has Noelle done with Spitfire's panties?"?



Wouldn't the answer to that one be rather obvious considering they were edible?


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



FN Sluggo
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 6:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Mommy, is that you?
Don't you know I'm overdue for my breast feeding?


What the hell are you fuggin' lookin' at?
Spitfire421 is "our" mommy...Does that make me..."us" STONER's by proxy?
spitfire421
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Did I forget to graduate you guys?
Have you been good little boys?

Won't you have to get through Noelle first?


Old School? New School? Shit, I didn't even go to school!

NEVER FORGET!!!


This message was edited by spitfire421 on 10-31-01 @ 6:36 PM
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 6:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Won't you have to get through Noelle first?


Would FN Sluggo like to finally be separated?




One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



Metalfan
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 7:29 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
After reading all of this, who doesn't love the vicious bi-sexual side of Spitfire???

Oh, and Spit, wouldn't YOU have to wear underwear first in order for Noelle to do anything with them?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 7:56 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
What sane woman would wear panties?

What? Just Alkey? :-)


OoooOOOOoooWwooooOOOOOoooooooo
The Full Moon is Officially on Nov. 1st
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Metalfan
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:08 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Luna, aren't you forgetting Ken and his panties?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:26 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Are the ladies going to be nice today? Or is the word decapitate going to come up again?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Metalfan
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 8:33 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
What's wrong GW? The little drunk get scared and run back inside? Why not trick them and then club them over the heads like baby seals? They can't decapitate you then, can they?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Haven't we always drooled over Spit's bi-sexual side? Isn't it always been Metals bi-sexual side that has made us vomit?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Lord Duvious
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 10:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Do I have to become a post whore to post here again?



Email Me

UNITY

God Bless America
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
<-----L.D., Have you seen this? Am I pathetic?
Should I start oinking, or what?


OoooOOOOoooWwooooOOOOOoooooooo
The Full Moon is Officially on Nov. 1st
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Lord Duvious
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Luna, are you jealous of Alkey that he's an even bigger whore than you?



Email Me

UNITY

God Bless America


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