The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board
Home | Search | FAQ


The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?

Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81
Displaying 1151-1175 of 2004 messages in this thread.
Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
o&aswallow
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Luna, see what happens when you hang with Alkey too long? Aren't we all whores in one respect or another?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Who's a whore?

Are the Yankess unfucking believeable?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Lord Duvious
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 10:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Why can't I get myself to root for the Yankees?
Does anyone else hate the right field porch as much as I do?



Email Me

UNITY

God Bless America
Metalfan
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 10:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Can't they start the effin games earlier though???

OAS, if everyone is a whore, by how much does that increase your chances of getting a date? From 2% to 4% maybe?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

how much does that increase your chances of getting a date?


Do you forget your the married one here? Wouldn't that mean the 2 - 4% is the amount of times that you are actually getting any? ;-)

Regardless, the Yankees still suck, right?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
How bad do I suck that I fell asleep during a commercial break before the 9th inning?

How long will it take for Metal to post based on..
quote:

How bad do I suck
???

Metalfan
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Wouldn't that mean the 2 - 4% is the amount of times that you are actually getting any?



Doesn't that go without saying? But OAS, how demoralizing is it for you when your own hand doesn't want you because it has a headache? Doesn't that actually cut your dating percentage in half?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Why would I be demoralized Metal? Wouldn't I just pick up the phone and call my left hand? Isn't variety the spice of life? ;-)



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Isn't it interesting that I didn't mention a specific hand, yet you did? Won't your left hand reject you now because it doesn't want to be sloppy seconds?

Ken, isn't that just too easy? Why don't you practice on OAS though.....didn't I hear he has equal opportunity junk?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.

This message was edited by Metalfan on 11-1-01 @ 11:49 AM
Lord Duvious
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
OAS, do you use "The Stragnger"?
How long do you have to sit on your hand before it falls asleep?



Email Me

UNITY

God Bless America
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
For the love of God...Why would you want some strange guy yanking your junk?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




Metalfan
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
LD, do you ever make effin sense?

Sluggo, when you're stoned are you ever really sure it isn't a guy giving you the handy?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Why does Metal always manage to steer the conversation gay every day? Does he really miss Maynard that much?

Can't our hotties come to the rescue and turn this discussion back to pure hetro?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Why does the gayness factor always reach its heights when OAS ans Metal converse?

Where are yah ladies? Are yah just lurking watching the sausage party?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


King f-tard
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Why, are you looking for me?

Swallow, is metal just mad that both his hands actually found other guys to jerk?






IM me Or E-Mail Me

GO YANKEES.
Metalfan
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Just come out of the closet already OAS, will ya? Isn't "can't our hotties save us" act as transparent as your favorite party panties?

Isn't there a decent quilting bee you can join out there in Amish country?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
King-f, isn't that Metal's motto, "Your in good hands"?

GW, shouldn't you read back through these threads? Who always takes the conversation down the sausage path?

Who always has to call the ladies back after Metal scares them away?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Gee, aren't you the little comic genius there OAS? Isn't it time for your daily teabagging?

Ladies, scared of me? If you were are savvy as you lead on, wouldn't you be very afraid of our hotties?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Did I just wander into a sausage party?


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



o&aswallow
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Wouldn't Metal be the only one finding sausage to be a party favor?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Do you enjoy being the donkey, in a good game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey?

Would you rather head up the circle jerk, or be in the rear?

Thank goodness you're here Noelle...could you please remind OAS what a female looks like? Do you know he hasn't seen one in ages?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.

This message was edited by Metalfan on 11-1-01 @ 2:23 PM
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Do you know he hasn't seen one in ages?



Is that because they run away from him, or because of the glaucoma?


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."



heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

wouldn't you be very afraid of our hotties?

Now why would anyone be afraid of us? >)



o&aswallow
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ladi, you know I'm never afraid, right?

Noel, didn't ypu know everything I have works right up to manufacture specs?

Did I say welcome back hotties?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
OAS, don't you think you're going to have to come up with better stuff then
quote:

Did I say welcome back hotties?

?

Afraid? You're not going to tie me up like Luna are yah?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.




Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81
Displaying 1151-1175 of 2004 messages in this thread.