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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: New Game! | ||||
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| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 12:36 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | Laughs uncontrollably at adolescentmasturbator when I realize that all 50 Olga's are really transexual men and they are now anally violating you. adolescentmasturbator gains 400 points for pleasing 40 of the 50 Olga's. 77 7/10 points for giving 7 of the Olga's blue balls Loses 3,000 points for not letting the last 3 Olga's give you a pearl necklace. :makes an attempt to change this game back to a family game: Drives a golf cart across the moon and hits a bump hurling him into outerspace with out a towel. Gains 4,080 points for slipping in the first Hitchhikers reference into the game. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 12:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Smacks Maynard again and awakes him from his daydream of me and gay group sex. I told you I don't swing that way. Takes Gold Club and Proceeds to get a Par 4 in Maynard's face.  Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 12:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | I take away all of the rubber bulletts from adolescentmasturbator leaving him with nothing to fight his war. 4 peace points 38 rob the other guys stuff points "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 9:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Walks into the park. Disgusted by the Olgas' condoms laying around. Pops a hydrant, attaches a hose, and throws a gallon of bleach into the middle of the tarmack/blacktop. Continues to clean and disinfect the park. Good, now this place is clean enough for the children. Park dries quickly in the morning sun. Grabs the Maynardball and slams in onto the payment. :THHuuummmppp: Pulls out a green kick ball and punts it high into the air. Let the game begin again. Keep the hookers and blowjobs at home.  220, 221, whatever it takes. | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 9:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Sneaks back into the game undetected and steals all the points from Maynard and sloatsburg. Laughs at AM for his dripping ass! AIM: SkiT4you | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 9:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | comes back to the FAMILY game, maynardball.takes the ball, and throws it at the saftey tree, anyone who touches it lose this game.shoves skitch into tree i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but  | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Takes the Green ball and hits the Maynardball with it. Grabs the Maynardball and the green ball and places them on the ground next to each other. Makes Skitch hold the green ball. Runs up and kicks the green ball which sends the Maynardball way past the safety tree. Makes fbd chase Maynardball. Nails fbd in the back with the green ball. 14 points. 220, 221, whatever it takes. | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Hits the rewind button on life and backs up. As sloats runs for to kick the ball, he pulls a lucy and pulls the ball away from him, as he falls on his ass. Laughs histerically and takes 14 points AIM: SkiT4you | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:15 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | it's finally happened..this board has turned everyone retarded. :) | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Pulls out a knife and pops the maynardball then runs to the center of the circle and kicks the can. Earns 58 points for changing the game. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | hey maynard, i pissed in that can before while everybod was playing softball. ::fixes maynard ball, hits maynard in the head with it.gets 30 piss points,50 fix it points and 7gazillion points for bludgenoning the game's creator:: i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:29 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | :wakes up and sees the little birdies flying in a circle around his head: 3 dazed cartoon points Spins the super-dradel counterclockwise causing all maneuvers done from here on out to cause all points to go to the next person. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | Blows hole in skull with 9mm - gets 500 suicide points | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Drives trolly through the maynardball field dragging all participants along to the land of make believe. Drops everyone off at Mr. Rogers house where they all try on comfortable shoes. 400 points for turning this back to a FAMILY game. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Takes the sweater off of Mr. Rogers' back and buttons it while singing it a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Gets 52 good singing voice points and 17 snappy dresser points. Total points (not a family number) AIM: SkiT4you | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Bounces maynardball over the river and through the woods to grandmothers house. Gains 87 big bad wolf points. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Jumps out at maynard from behind the tree and scares the crap out of him while in the wolf suit! Gets 12 points for costume creativity AIM: SkiT4you | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | shows hunter wofl-clad skitch, hunter chases him around with gun.gets 75 points i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Shaves Skitch's wolf suit making him look like the little bald cat in Austin Powers. Sings just the two of us with Mini-Me(Grumpy). Gains 234 points for barber skills Gains another 8 for including a banned member in his post. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 11:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Runs over to everyone playing, realizing he is pretty late.... shakes the no-gay tree. acorns fall on everyone, gets 2000 good guy points.. urinates behind tree.. proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class. E-Mail Me | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 11:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Picks up the green ball. Turns the fire hose on everybody. Rinses off all the urine that is on the playground. Stares blankly at all the angry kid touchers, buries Unicron. (Gets a hernia in the process.) Takes green ball home. Soaks green ball in bleach to get rid of all potential diseases. Green ball turns a puke yellow. Turns on TV and watchs less disturbing German Shyst-porn. 220, 221, whatever it takes. | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 12:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Looks around wondering what happened to the damn ball. proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class. E-Mail Me | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 12:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Sits banana down and tells him a tale of a fateful trip. Gains 100 points for storytelling during the game. Goes to sloats house and steals ugly yellow ball and brings it back to the playground, bounces it on unicron's grave... Gets an additional 500 points for desecrating the gravesite of a board member! AIM: SkiT4you | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 12:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | -50 points for missing Dream get tied up. A strange paisely coach falls from the sky and lands on Maynard. 40 points for obscure HHGTG reference. Casts Haitian Zombie Spell to resurrect Unicron as killer slave. 30 points.  "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-18-2001 @ 1:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | WARNING WARNING, GAME VIOLATION! WARNING Dent loses 4,000 points for using an obscure refrence that was already mentioned. | ||||
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