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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

do you think i'd stop with licking the cream?


Is k1d a mod? :P

quote:

can you make a cherry stem into a knot in your mouth?


No, but does it help I can do other interesting things with it?

quote:

is the red cherry juice or is it your time of the month?


Don't you love the taste of maraschino?



HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
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would care care to explain what 'other' things you can do with the stem?



Sunday November 4- CBS: The Emmys (Who cares, I'm notgoing to watchi)...NBC: Weakest Link, Uprising...FOX: World Series...ABC: Toy STory 2, Alias...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1...WB: Nikki, Football...Comedy Central: 10- Hefner Roast...USA: 6-10 Casino...
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 11:26 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
What makes you think I was talking about the stem?

Did I just miss a really obvious double entendre?





HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
would you believe i replaced nouns because of your use of pronouns?



Sunday November 4- CBS: The Emmys (Who cares, I'm notgoing to watchi)...NBC: Weakest Link, Uprising...FOX: World Series...ABC: Toy STory 2, Alias...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1...WB: Nikki, Football...Comedy Central: 10- Hefner Roast...USA: 6-10 Casino...
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 12:07 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Can't everybody tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongue?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

would you believe i replaced nouns because of your use of pronouns?



Whaaaaaa....???

quote:

Can't everybody tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongue?



Are you happy now that you've humiliated me? :(





HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 12:17 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Are you happy now that you've humiliated me?
I'm so sorry, did I?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-05-2001 @ 12:24 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I'm so sorry, did I?


Isn't that a change from how you usually humiliate yourself?







I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 12:28 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

can you make a cherry stem into a knot in your mouth?----No, but does it help I can do other interesting things with it?
Why did I think that it meant the cherry stem and not yhour mouth? Isn't humilating you my job?



Sunday November 4- CBS: The Emmys (Who cares, I'm notgoing to watchi)...NBC: Weakest Link, Uprising...FOX: World Series...ABC: Toy STory 2, Alias...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1...WB: Nikki, Football...Comedy Central: 10- Hefner Roast...USA: 6-10 Casino...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 11-05-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Isn't humilating you my job?


Isn't your job knowing what's on every channel on every cable/satellite sytem in the free world?






I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 12:36 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Isn't that a change from how you usually humiliate yourself?

do you know that if you are talking to me alkey...I'll have to smack your ear?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-05-2001 @ 12:58 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I'll have to smack your ear?


Are you trying to turn me on?
Didn't anyone tell you it takes more than a sparkling smile and a witty joke to get into these pants?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 1:20 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Isn't your job knowing what's on every channel on every cable/satellite sytem in the free world?
If it is, is suicide really such a bad idea?



Sunday November 4- CBS: The Emmys (Who cares, I'm notgoing to watchi)...NBC: Weakest Link, Uprising...FOX: World Series...ABC: Toy STory 2, Alias...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1...WB: Nikki, Football...Comedy Central: 10- Hefner Roast...USA: 6-10 Casino...
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 1:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Didn't anyone tell you it takes more than a sparkling smile and a witty joke to get into these pants?
Can everybody say...LIAR?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-05-2001 @ 1:34 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Can everybody say...LIAR?


Do you wanna be off the list?
I don't care how strong yet supple your hands are, do you really think I can't find another S.T.O.N.E.R. boy toy?






I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 1:53 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Are you too good for me Alkey?



Sunday November 4- CBS: The Emmys (Who cares, I'm notgoing to watchi)...NBC: Weakest Link, Uprising...FOX: World Series...ABC: Toy STory 2, Alias...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1...WB: Nikki, Football...Comedy Central: 10- Hefner Roast...USA: 6-10 Casino...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-05-2001 @ 2:03 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Are you too good for me Alkey?


Well, since we are awake at all ungodly hours of the night, do ya think we should give it a shot and see what happens?
If it doesn't work out, can't we just turn around, walk away and pretend we never met?






I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 2:26 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Will my ass hurts as I walk away?



Monday November 5- CBS: Queens, Dear, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Dateline, Uprising...FOX: Boston Public, Ally McBeal...ABC: Millionare, Football (Broncos at Raiders)...WB: 7th Heavne, Angel...USA: 9- Indy and Last Crusade...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-05-2001 @ 2:29 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Will my ass hurts as I walk away?


No, but won't your jaw be locked? :)







I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 2:42 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
would you rather me spit or swallow



Monday November 5- CBS: Queens, Dear, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Dateline, Uprising...FOX: Boston Public, Ally McBeal...ABC: Millionare, Football (Broncos at Raiders)...WB: 7th Heavne, Angel...USA: 9- Indy and Last Crusade...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-05-2001 @ 2:47 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

would you rather me spit or swallow


Out of the three of them can I choose Spit?
Isn't she the naughtiest one in the "questions" thread?
Does Swallow know you're offering up his old ass when he isn't around?
If Spit declines, are you still available?






I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 3:08 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Have I ever show any indication that I have anything else to do with my time? If spit agrees can I watch? Do you think i care about swallow?



Monday November 5- CBS: Queens, Dear, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Dateline, Uprising...FOX: Boston Public, Ally McBeal...ABC: Millionare, Football (Broncos at Raiders)...WB: 7th Heavne, Angel...USA: 9- Indy and Last Crusade...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-05-2001 @ 3:18 AM      
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quote:

Have I ever show any indication that I have anything else to do with my time?


What about using the questions thread to sky-rocket your way to 5,000? :)

quote:

If spit agrees can I watch?


Shit, if Spit agrees not only can you watch but could you please record it for me to show my grandkids?

quote:

Do you think i care about swallow?


How many times has the poor man heard this one?






I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 3:23 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

What about using the questions thread to sky-rocket your way to 5,000?
How close am I to 5K? Isn't this a cheap way to do it? Is my life really this pathetic?



Monday November 5- CBS: Queens, Dear, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Dateline, Uprising...FOX: Boston Public, Ally McBeal...ABC: Millionare, Football (Broncos at Raiders)...WB: 7th Heavne, Angel...USA: 9- Indy and Last Crusade...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-05-2001 @ 3:46 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

How close am I to 5K?


Wouldn't you say about...hmmmm...2 hours?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek


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