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crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 3:38 AM      
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so, what will it take to get you in my panties?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 3:48 AM      
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A blowtorch and a crowbar?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 4:54 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Is it wrong to question the goings ons on Sunday?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."

Sunday December 9- CBS: Bickford, Seventh Stream...NBC: National Geographic, Law and Order: CI, UC: Undercover...FOX: 7- FUTURAMA WOOO!!!, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm, X...ABC: 9- Alias, Practice...Showtime: 9- Day Reagan was shot

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
why were we talking about my panties last night? and why don't i remember writing any of this stuff?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Why?
What's goin' on?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
is my horrid memory rubbing off on you tricia? what horrible malady do you have that requires need for a blowtorch and crowbar? What's going on Alkey...? well i have to edit the first draft of paper...wish to help? Need I remind you again that new Futurama tonight @ 7?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."

Sunday December 9- CBS: Bickford, Seventh Stream...NBC: National Geographic, Law and Order: CI, UC: Undercover...FOX: 7- FUTURAMA WOOO!!!, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm, X...ABC: 9- Alias, Practice...Showtime: 9- Day Reagan was shot

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
What's the paper topic?
I used to be smart, maybe I can help?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
do you think he's going to accept your help when he already turned me down?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:12 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
if you read it could you tell me? Was it originally on obscenity? perhaps? Is it now nothing but rambling crap? so what did you do today?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."

Sunday December 9- CBS: Bickford, Seventh Stream...NBC: National Geographic, Law and Order: CI, UC: Undercover...FOX: 7- FUTURAMA WOOO!!!, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm, X...ABC: 9- Alias, Practice...Showtime: 9- Day Reagan was shot

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Could it be that it's just a natural reflex for him to turn down a woman?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
why do you need a crowbar and blowtorch to get in my panties anyway? and didn't we decide we were gonna call them knikers?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:18 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
you calling me a faggot alkey?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."

Sunday December 9- CBS: Bickford, Seventh Stream...NBC: National Geographic, Law and Order: CI, UC: Undercover...FOX: 7- FUTURAMA WOOO!!!, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm, X...ABC: 9- Alias, Practice...Showtime: 9- Day Reagan was shot

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Should't you be trying to figure out why it's such a chore to get in your panties?
And why call them "knikers" if you're not wearing them anyway?
Ikea, can you believe I actually worked today?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:23 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
do you even have a job? what did you do?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."

Sunday December 9- CBS: Bickford, Seventh Stream...NBC: National Geographic, Law and Order: CI, UC: Undercover...FOX: 7- FUTURAMA WOOO!!!, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm, X...ABC: 9- Alias, Practice...Showtime: 9- Day Reagan was shot

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
didn't you know alkey works very hard for his beer and stripper money?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
did you realize you haven't answered my question? WHAT DOES ALKEY DO?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."

Sunday December 9- CBS: Bickford, Seventh Stream...NBC: National Geographic, Law and Order: CI, UC: Undercover...FOX: 7- FUTURAMA WOOO!!!, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm, X...ABC: 9- Alias, Practice...Showtime: 9- Day Reagan was shot

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
do you know how hard it is to answer a question in this thread? and don't ya think you're getting a little personal there? ;) is it time to quit when i start burning food because i'm too busy posting?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Seeing as I posses this knowledge, what are you willing to give me in exchange?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.


"I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:37 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
does it make anyone else warm and fuzzy when a new questioner just the fold even if it's a usual questioner just joining the day of questions? What do you wish noelle? what can a humble male figure offer a wonderful woman such as yourself in return?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."

Sunday December 9- CBS: Bickford, Seventh Stream...NBC: National Geographic, Law and Order: CI, UC: Undercover...FOX: 7- FUTURAMA WOOO!!!, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm, X...ABC: 9- Alias, Practice...Showtime: 9- Day Reagan was shot

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:43 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Do you believe in soulmates, Ikea?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.


"I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
are we soulmates noelle or do you want me to find your soulmate?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."

Sunday December 9- CBS: Bickford, Seventh Stream...NBC: National Geographic, Law and Order: CI, UC: Undercover...FOX: 7- FUTURAMA WOOO!!!, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm, X...ABC: 9- Alias, Practice...Showtime: 9- Day Reagan was shot

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

are we soulmates noelle


Wouldn't that be sad? ;-)

Aren't my soulmate issues way too complicated to get into here?

Could you make me legal instead?




One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.


"I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:56 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
could i pretend your legal instead? if i had teh powers of aging, wouldn't i use them on me so i could be 21 like tomorrow? who's sstopping you from discussing soulmates?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."

Sunday December 9- CBS: Bickford, Seventh Stream...NBC: National Geographic, Law and Order: CI, UC: Undercover...FOX: 7- FUTURAMA WOOO!!!, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm, X...ABC: 9- Alias, Practice...Showtime: 9- Day Reagan was shot

Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 6:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

could i pretend your legal instead?



Doesn't everything?

quote:

who's sstopping you from discussing soulmates?


Well, it's possible he could be reading this right now, so is it okay if that makes me a leetle bit weirded out?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.


"I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 6:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
have you no shame ikea? don't you fear the wrath of the newbie mod?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]


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