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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
o&aswallow
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Wouldn't my interest only be focused towards the waitress uniform?

If you tipped, well Luna, wouldn't the waiter dress to please you?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-05-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Can we all just put our clothes back on and pretend we never met each other?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Oh...you're THAT kind of guy, Alkey?


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HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
What kind of guy is that, Luna?




HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 7:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Peach, wouldn't you think Alkey closes his eyes to keep from going blind when he sees naked woman?

How is Appleton tonight?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 7:14 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Can we all just put our clothes back on and pretend we never met each other?


Peach...see the quote? Did you know Alkey said that?


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Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 7:20 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Who is this "Alkey" you speak of?


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Who is this "Alkey" you speak of?

Is that the newest post whore of OA.com?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
o&aswallow
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 7:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Wouldn't whore period be more appropriate? Is there a need to limit his whoring to just posts? ;-)



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Peach...see the quote? Did you know Alkey said that?



Yes, and may I ask...what is so wrong with that? ;)





HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 2:03 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
does reading so many questions confuse anyone?



Tuesday November 6- CBS: who cares...NBC: who cares...FOX: 70s show (new), Simpsons (new Halloween episode), 24!24!24!24!24!24!...ABC: Hour Spin City, 2 hour NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy musical episode until 9:08, Roswell...WB: Gilmore girls, Smallvile..
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-06-2001 @ 2:06 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Can I start collecting copyright money everytime somebody uses the word "whore" around here?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 2:08 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Isn't whore already copyrighted by shelle?



Tuesday November 6- CBS: who cares...NBC: who cares...FOX: 70s show (new), Simpsons (new Halloween episode), 24!24!24!24!24!24!...ABC: Hour Spin City, 2 hour NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy musical episode until 9:08, Roswell...WB: Gilmore girls, Smallvile..
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 2:59 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Can I copyright the word "ear" then?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 3:01 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
why are you so intent on copyrighting something? since nothing is going on tonight is it right to try and get sleep?



Tuesday November 6- CBS: who cares...NBC: who cares...FOX: 70s show (new), Simpsons (new Halloween episode), 24!24!24!24!24!24!...ABC: Hour Spin City, 2 hour NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy musical episode until 9:08, Roswell...WB: Gilmore girls, Smallvile..
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 3:22 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Is anything ever going on?
If you go to sleep, who will I play with?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 3:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Why is my life so lame? Why can't you play with yourself?



Tuesday November 6- CBS: who cares...NBC: who cares...FOX: 70s show (new), Simpsons (new Halloween episode), 24!24!24!24!24!24!...ABC: Hour Spin City, 2 hour NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy musical episode until 9:08, Roswell...WB: Gilmore girls, Smallvile..
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 3:47 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Doesn't it take two to tango?
If your life is lame, then is my life lame too?






I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
o&aswallow
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 7:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Did Alkey and Ikea roll over and have a cigarette?

Shouldn't they have gotten a room?

Did Metal wake up dead this morning?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 8:30 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Is getting only 3 hours of sleep considered close enough to death?

Did they have a cigarette, or just cuddle? Anybody placing bets?

Has the waitress shown up yet with the coffee?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 8:44 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
And how much fun did you have last night, Metal?
Was it good for you?;-)

I haven't seen the Waitress, but has anybody seen the Waiter?




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Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Alkey, I guess you're not limiting your whoring to women and posts only?

Is Grumpy's site down?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Metalfan
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 8:57 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Luna, shouldn't you try harder next time? ;-)

GW, can't you see my sig? If you can't do I need to bring my toolbox to Grump's site to fix it?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 9:00 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Metal, what kind of tools do you have?


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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Luna, wouldn't you want to get your hands around a tool of a much larger size?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.




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