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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 10:20 PM      
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quote:

Ha. Ha. HA! Do you know how funny you are, BJ?



No,can you tell me?

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We were like peas and carrots
Oh Miss Crabtree, let me count the ways.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

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'Shrooomer
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 10:23 PM      
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Where do you want me to start, BJ?



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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 10:24 PM      
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quote:

Where do you want me to start, BJ?



Can you start at my neck and work your way down? ;)






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We were like peas and carrots
Oh Miss Crabtree, let me count the ways.
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 10:26 PM      
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quote:

Where do you want me to start, BJ?

How many jokes can we create on that statement alone? ;)


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HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 11:14 PM      
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quote:

How many jokes can we create on that statement alone?


Where do you want to start, Joey? ;)





HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
AFDude
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 11:34 PM      
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quote:

How many jokes can we create on that statement alone?


Probably the same amount of jokes people crack about you going to the gym? :)



I was right, now you owe me money
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-06-2001 @ 11:40 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Probably the same amount of jokes people crack about you going to the gym?
How about the number of gay jokes we can make about you?



Tuesday November 6- CBS: who cares...NBC: who cares...FOX: 8- 70s show (new), 8:30- Simpsons (new Halloween episode), 9- 24!24!24!24!24!24!...ABC: Hour Spin City, 2 hour NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy musical episode until 9:08, Roswell...WB: Gilmore girls, Smallvile.... Wedneday 10 am WB (NY) maury with freaks!!!
AFDude
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:16 AM      
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quote:

How about the number of gay jokes we can make about you?


Don't you have a t.v. show to go watch?



I was right, now you owe me money
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
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can't i watch TV and be online simultaneously? besides, PI isn't on for the mayor thing.



Wednesday November 7- Wedneday 10 am WB (NY) maury with freaks!!!... CBS: CMA Awards...NBC: Ed, West Wing, Law and Order...FOX: Temptation Island: The Wedding...Temptation Island 2 premiere...ABC: Wife and Kids, Jim, Carey, Whose Line...UPN: Enterprise, Special Unite 2...WB: Dawson's Creek, Felicity...Comdey Central 10- NEW SOUTH PARK, Beat the Geeks...
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:39 AM      
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quote:

can't i watch TV and be online simultaneously?



Aren't you the multi-talented lad?

And didn't you end your post with a statement instead of a question? What are you trying to pull? :-P





HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 12:52 AM      
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how am i supposed to know what's going through my mind? What should i do since nothing is on TV tonight? Why am i so lazy?



Wednesday November 7- Wedneday 10 am WB (NY) maury with freaks!!!... CBS: CMA Awards...NBC: Ed, West Wing, Law and Order...FOX: Temptation Island: The Wedding...Temptation Island 2 premiere...ABC: Wife and Kids, Jim, Carey, Whose Line...UPN: Enterprise, Special Unite 2...WB: Dawson's Creek, Felicity...Comdey Central 10- NEW SOUTH PARK, Beat the Geeks...
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 1:26 AM      
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should i be happy that Conan is actually on right now?



Wednesday November 7- Wedneday 10 am WB (NY) maury with freaks!!!... CBS: CMA Awards...NBC: Ed, West Wing, Law and Order...FOX: Temptation Island: The Wedding...Temptation Island 2 premiere...ABC: Wife and Kids, Jim, Carey, Whose Line...UPN: Enterprise, Special Unite 2...WB: Dawson's Creek, Felicity...Comdey Central 10- NEW SOUTH PARK, Beat the Geeks...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 11-07-2001 @ 4:29 AM      
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Would anyone like to touch my happy place?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 5:35 AM      
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quote:

Would anyone like to touch my happy place?

how come when i askde that question in public i was arrested?



Wednesday November 7- Wedneday 10 am WB (NY) maury with freaks!!!... CBS: CMA Awards...NBC: Ed, West Wing, Law and Order...FOX: Temptation Island: The Wedding...Temptation Island 2 premiere...ABC: Wife and Kids, Jim, Carey, Whose Line...UPN: Enterprise, Special Unite 2...WB: Dawson's Creek, Felicity...Comdey Central 10- NEW SOUTH PARK, Beat the Geeks...
o&aswallow
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 7:48 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Why do Ikea and Alkey have to turn this place into their sick gay love den every morning? Can't they start an "I only have eyes for you" thread?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 8:08 AM      
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Can't they clean up? Do we always have to show up to a splooge filled geeey den of iniquity every effin morning?

Wait, am I agreeing with OAS? Is it the end of the world as we know it?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 8:20 AM      
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You have heard of the old saying, "if you can't beat them, join them" haven't you Metal?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 8:30 AM      
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Dear sweet Jesus OAS, you're not referring to Ikea and Alkey, are you?

You're not gonna ask me for a happy beginning, middle or ending now, right?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 8:40 AM      
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Will you ever learn Metal? Would I not have been talking about your agreeing with me?

Is there any hope for you?





I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
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Is there hope for me? Do you know how hard that made me laugh? For a man who chooses to espouse such wisdom at us on a daily basis....do you know how many things you are still in the dark about? :-)

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:05 AM      
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If I knew how many things I was in the dark about, wouldn't I have seen the light?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
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Don't you know you should never stare directly into the sun....especially at your age? ;-)

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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quote:

wouldn't I have seen the light


OAS at your age, aren't we are all amazed you haven't seen the light and followed Carrol Anne into it?
Did you know that I just reverted to what you would call a talking picture show?

o&aswallow
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
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Isn't the correct term "talkies"?

Am I supposed to be surpised Ken that your a poltergiest?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 11-07-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Another gah damned Carol Anne reference Ken? Is Poltergeist the only talkie you've ever seen? (talkie is for OAS benefit)

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.


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