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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 7:47 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Can you wait outside until I'm done mopping in here?
Are you still gonna bitch even though I woke up early to make sure the thread was nice and clean for you early morning question askers?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 7:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Why don't you clean up before you leave? Why must I put on a hazmat suit before entering?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Do we have a maid now? Alkey, will you wear the French Maid's outfit?;-)


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This message was edited by LunaBabe on 11-8-01 @ 8:02 AM
Metalfan
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Luna, didn't you hear he wore that for Ikea the other night?

Seriously man, would it hurt ya to take 5 minutes to clean up before you leave? You got used to taking it in the ass, don't you think this will be easier to cope with? ;-)

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Luna did you have to put that thought in our heads? Isn't the thought of Alkey and Ikea sick enough? Can't they just get married so they will stop having sex?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
OAS, didn't you know that Alkey was supposed to marry JBA a couple hundred posts back?

If I help with the wedding invitations, do you think I would croak from the glue on the envelopes? <---Sienfeld reference


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This message was edited by LunaBabe on 11-8-01 @ 8:37 AM
Metalfan
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:38 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Can't we just change the locks?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:41 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Would that keep the tools out?
Wait what am I saying???

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
How come the floor is always sticky when Alkey and Ikea leave?

Anyone else bored right now?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
How would I have known Alkey jilted Joey? Can anyone keep up with the post whores pace? If he jilted Joey, isn't that just another adventure in whoreing for the big ear wonder?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:49 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Wait what am I saying???

The Walrus is Paul?



o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:54 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I thaught Paul was dead?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
gonzo
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
What ever happened to the slacker threads? Why am I now required to use my brain and phrase everything in the form of a question? What is this, Jeopardy? And will I ever stop whining?


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
What's a Slacker?


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o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

What's a Slacker?


Weren't they a bunch of snobs and elitists?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

What's a Slacker?

Didn't I just notice the other day that there is a whole new group of "Slackers"? Isn't that always how it is?



Metalfan
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Does the walrus still say goo goo ga choo?

Ken, how convinced am I that you just crawl under the door to get in here everyday?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:14 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Crawl under a door??? Are you confusing me with Grumpy?

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Has anybody seen Poleythene Pam? If she is still so good looking why does she still look like a man?


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Metalfan
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:19 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Aren't you the one who likes to roll around on the floor of the stalls in Grand Central??

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Aren't you the one who likes to roll around on the floor of the stalls in Grand Central??

What's wrong with that? ;) Who doesn't like 70 day old homeless-man-smegma puddles, used & broken H neddles, and that strange shit-piss sludge that leaks from the seats?

Doesn't a little exposure to disease & plague help the immune system?

Who just ate breakfast?



Metalfan
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 9:33 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

70 day old homeless-man-smegma puddles, used & broken H neddles, and that strange shit-piss sludge that leaks from the seats



Damn Ladi, don't you know your perfume gives you away every time? :-)

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 10:06 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Did anyone miss the midget while he was gone? no? can you all go eff yourselves then?

(note: I just wanted to pop in say hi. I won't be around much for a while. work is getting hectic. These people actually expect me to earn my living now. shhheeeessshhhh.... the nerve of them. PS. - Indianapolis sucks major red mandrin yeast infected puss ooozing monkey ass.)


Operation Stalk The Commie Towelheaded Freak is now in full effect!
Have you seen Teen Jerkoff Boy lately? I'm looking for him.

Fuck you Ken.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 10:13 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Can I say "Welcome Back", Grumpy? :-)


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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
What is that foul odor?

Grump, how yah doing? How come yah didn't bring Wilbur?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.




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