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Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 11-02-2001 @ 8:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Im in hopefuly to see the Yankees win

Go Yankees!

WHAT!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Besides, how can you call it love when it only lasts for 24 hours? And of all people, I have been replaced by ants? BAH!
Hey don't feel bad, Slack, I've been replaced by "Today I love the Kid Afrika". I wasn't enough for him, so he moved on to loving big black men. Heartbreaker.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

he moved on to loving big black men.



I think I'll go for the obvious "Who doesn't?!?" Joke here...;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before
11. 2. 01.











This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-3-01 @ 11:59 AM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

so he moved on to loving big black men

That cant last to long. There are only 4 brothers here that he can say that about;)


ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW
LETS GO YANKEES
E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-03-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Never mind


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
Psst...I am beginning to become almost positive I am going to get what I want...start shaving your legs, you're getting in a skirt whether you like it or not! :)

USA






This message was edited by FeelMyFunBags on 11-3-01 @ 5:58 PM
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 4:37 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Edit: Never sign in and have someone else post for even when its an innocent post cause rumor mongers twist things in their sick heads... :)


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
Psst...I am beginning to become almost positive I am going to get what I want...start shaving your legs, you're getting in a skirt whether you like it or not! :)

USA






This message was edited by FeelMyFunBags on 11-4-01 @ 10:59 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 5:31 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Tell me you folks are having tea and Crumpets. oh please oh please oh please.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
AIM | E-MAIL | CHAT

PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
Sorry I left so early, but I got a lot of sleep and I feel a little better today. Hope everyone enjoyed their CandyLand packages!

--------------------------------------------------
Time is never wasted when you're wasted most of the time.
Sephiroth
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 6:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Well, no one else has checked in yet, so i might as well get the ball rolling.

FoundryMusic Matt- Good seeing you again, the pusher bot does indeed protect you.
Brain- You know too much, you must be exterminated.
Joey BigArms- You're the only one, i swear. Nah baby, i dont use these lines on anyone, really I dont.
Gonzostyle- Humanity-1 , The Others-0. Way to go.
Froy- Forza Italia, or some shit like that, i dont really kow what you people talk about.
NJBytch- It wasnt me, so when you make the trip to the clocktower, just remember that.
IrishAlkey- Your Mutant Ear still creeps me out, fucking weirdo.
FTL- Good seeing you again man, thanks for the info on the thing.
WindowLck- You blew a transvestite, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gooch- You guys rock. No really, you do, and i dont write that on every reciept.
SlackJaw- Gonzo doesnt like you, and i dont take his left-overs.
Tequila- So you wear Lingerie, so what? It's a comfort issue, right? Fucking flamer.
PyschoBitch- There, i mentioned you. Leave me alone.
Slash- That was fucked up man, i dont think you should be invitd to board parties anymore.
BrokenJaw- Kinda hard to read my palm when you only have.... nevermind. That was too easy.
Everyone Else- So.... yeah. Whatever.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
AIM | E-MAIL | CHAT

PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

This message was edited by Sephiroth on 11-4-01 @ 6:43 PM

FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 6:53 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
It was cool seeing everybody ...except Sephiroth... He's a dick...



More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA



LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Who was Sephiroth? Never heard of him. ;-)


OoooOOOOoooWwooooOOOOOoooooooo
Full Moon Alert: November 30th
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 7:35 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

BrokenJaw- Kinda hard to read my palm when you only have



your one hand up your ass, and the other up FMMatS. Thast ok Seph, next time wash the shit off your hands and I will read your palm for you.

It was cool seeing all of you again, well most of you anyway ;)

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
Oh Miss Crabtree, let me count the ways.

This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 11-4-01 @ 7:39 PM
MamA CaZ
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 8:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
great seeing everyone again...

MORON RAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKS!


"you will never be forgotten"
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 8:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Had fun....anyone know where I can get me a blue hat?


i can't believe my dream is over
i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
Psst...I am beginning to become almost positive I am going to get what I want...start shaving your legs, you're getting in a skirt whether you like it or not! :)

USA




Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 11-04-2001 @ 8:54 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Forza Italia


Seph, I'm less Italian than Tequila.

FM Jeff - Insert Inside Joke---> *HERE*


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 8:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
This Windows XP sucks balls.
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 11-04-2001 @ 9:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
hey good to see everyone last night!! go d-backs...
jba- what happened to my status????

Remember-Laughter heals.

This message was edited by Cunt-Twat on 11-4-01 @ 9:04 PM
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 1:02 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
You all know who was there, and that it was a pleasure as always to see you people. Was very nice to see a bunch of people I have never met before. And what was up with the head dress? Did she know halloween was last week? Apparantly her friend didn't either, cause she seemed to be dressed up as an ugly whore. Anyhow, was wonderful seeing you all again, hope to do it again soon.

GonzoStyle
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 10:30 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Edit: Never sign in and have someone else post for even when its an innocent post cause rumor mongers twist things in their sick heads...



Yeah like that you and several other members went to tricia's house after a drunken night of partying and stayed up all night at her place, "having fun". That is just fucked up and I agree FMFB.

Anyway it was nice seeing most of you, I am sorry i was so lame and I am sorry for Turk and Sephiroths behavior in making a certain 'challanged' person cry.

Psycho Bitch - you're in for the week now, and I am waiting for my Musuem appoitment.

Froy - I hear you have a huge exhibit, hope to see it someday. And finally everyone saw the credit card and we finally found out who the real owner of oa.com is. it's just a little site i run.

Joey - nice you got the number even though we made you blush and she called us douchebags. Hey since she is an actress, means she can fake orgasms and interest in talking with you.

Seph - the xp sucks you faggot.

Tequila & Mrs. tequila - As always atleast your wife has some class but you, jeez. Did you make your kids cry yet again? Where'd you touch them this time?

Slackjaw - baby I am sorry i listed you after tequila, i swear baby you are the one for me.

turk - great meeting you man and you lived up to expectations, lol. You should be ashamed making the handicapped cry.

Gooch - hey i tried getting that hat for you man.

FM Jeff - you fuckin animal with those crab legs, sorry we couldn't get you laid but PB tried.

Arthur dent - I saw you come in but didn't see you after that where the fuck did you go?

Irish - I think your ear is hot and that is what counts.

Brownstone - Thanks for honking outside the hooters, can't fuckin take you nowhere man.

tricia, broken, rape, crack, ftl, blah blah great seeing you all.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

She-Mail Me Here

TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 10:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I heard that the guy in blue was Slash. Any confirmation????? I really wanted to buy that hat.

Tequila: Don't you know I don't speak Spanish. Damn wetback.

Froy: Wore black, and turned really red when embarassed. Needs to stay away from museums.

Seph: Those Ninja bodyguards weren't really all that.

GonzoStyle: Did his rendition of Opie that night. Horribly wrong, but yet horribly funny. And, also will lick windows for a $1.

Jeff: Has Crabs

SlackJaw: "Hey, I smell 27 other guys on your breath!" said the man who looked like a cross between Stone Cold Steve Austin and a Teddy Bear. Also looks like David Wells.

FN: Always good to drive downtown, b/c when I exit the Sluggo-mobile, I'm flying.

Joey: Place your bets, place your bets

PsychoBitch: What exactly did Froy show you at the exhibit?!?!? Did you really see the King Shit's crown jewels????

To everyone else: glad you all came out. A fun time.

Cheers.





This message was edited by TheGooch on 11-5-01 @ 11:04 AM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 11-05-2001 @ 11:31 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Where'd you touch them this time?



Gotta love the after-party hymen checking.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
GonzoStyle
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

will lick windows for a $1.



Thanks for reminding me in all the attrocity I commited i forgot the money i made for licking the window, Did I mention she licked back?

And it was actually 2 bucks, I got a buck from you and tequila. That cheap jew wouldn't cough up a buck though, damn froy.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

She-Mail Me Here

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Sounds like I missed out.:( Lazy me.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


GonzoStyle
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Sounds like I missed out. Lazy me.



Yeah where the fuck were you Ken Griffey Douche bag?


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

She-Mail Me Here

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-05-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Yeah where the fuck were you Ken Griffey Douche bag?


Have kindler more gentler words ever been spoken?? My heart be still.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.




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