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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:34 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey guys.

Reply: Oh hey dick! (Oh I feel big now).


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at [email protected]

Currently I've adopted giraffe raper and have room for one more
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Morning Dick.

Fez, you need to fix your Earl Douglass Monkies baseball team.







Friend of Pedro Guerrero.


This message was edited by Drunken GW on 4-6-01 @ 10:39 AM
o&aswallow
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
So true, if they are young, have a vag and boobs there really isn't anything else I need them to do (well except you know) so therefore they are delivering and don't need to be fired!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Metalfan
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:37 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Spit, I don't even have a membership card.

Oh, and Fez.....do you really think using the words big and dick when referring to yourself isn't going to open the abuse flood gates ;-)

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Metal,

Tell them you stare at your desk for the first hour or so and just kinda zone out, but it looks like you're working...

Dan, have you checked out the Office Space soundboard at Foundry? LMAO

Oh yeah, hey DICK!

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

[email protected]

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:39 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
howdy



faggots

WHATEVER BEN

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THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
:::TEEN STALKER:::
1 more of the gang to go, guess who that is
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
i am a squirrel in need of a beer!
o&aswallow
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Fez= Big Dick?????? Since When???? Did you get one of those enlarger things Fez???


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
spitfire421
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning Dick! and Capn :)

Fez=Dick
Big Dick Black= oh, shit, can't remember his name

OK, gonna try to get some work done now LOL


I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.


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IGNORANCE IS TYPICAL
TJHCANOEDRIVER
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Slacker Canoedriver reporting for duty. Fridays = Slacking

DreamWeaver
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Where else could you possibly meet the worlds most desirable men???


Ya know Swallow..you couldn't be more right! speaking of..where's Dog been??? :)



Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Dan
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
I thought Mumford was good. A nice romatic comedy for effiminate heteros like myself. Actually, it had some good lines and an interesting plot. It was no Chasing Amy, but it is worth a rent.
Actually, it had one of my wierdest movie coincidence moments for me in it. I was watching it with my girlfriend at the time (currently my ex and source of a large portion of my bitterness), and theres a part where a guy and a girl who are on a date and are talking about their past and we find out he went to Cornell Univ. and she went to Univ. of Kentucky. The wierd thing was that I went to cornell and my g/f went to Kentucky...and she was a Pysch major like the girl...it was very wierd.

[Buttmunch]Do you think we care about your life, Dan?[/Buttmunch}

Banky was a great character, but nothing beats Brodie...ever.

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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:45 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I know GW. All of my players are injured lmao....actually nix that. I just checked the site and it says that my roster is valid, my players have played, and yet they're not scoring.


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at [email protected]

Currently I've adopted giraffe raper and have room for one more

This message was edited by Fez on 4-6-01 @ 10:49 AM
Arthur Dent
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:46 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Hey all!
I can't wait to get out of here today. Tech is coming to my house this afternoon to install my CABLE MODEM! They called my house on Tuesday to announce that digital service was now available. When I called to tell them I wanted all my boxes upgraded and the cable modem, they said they'd be here Friday (TODAY!) Unbelievabe.




'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:51 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
dont even mention ur cable modem
my mom is taking mine away and downgrading me to dial up
:(

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
:::TEEN STALKER:::
1 more of the gang to go, guess who that is
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
i am a squirrel in need of a beer!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:54 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I just checked the site and it says that my roster is valid, my players have played, and yet they're not scoring.


That's the story of your life, isn't it Fez?

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:54 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

From Metal -

I'm just a nasty, miserable old fuck with anger management issues



Now there is the understatement of the day. You sir, even pass me when it comes to:
- Being old
- Being nasty
- Having anger management issues

ROMMFLLMFFAO

BTW Buttmunch - can you explain the difference between a 'nominal faggot' as opposed to your run of the mill bone-smuggler?


Contact me if you want to be adopted.
I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.

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o&aswallow
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

my mom is taking mine away and downgrading me to dial up



Damn Amy, you must of REALLY been naughty this time. Grounding you and taking television away for a month just wasn't going to cut it this time. You should feel pretty bad about this.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Metalfan
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 10:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

speaking of..where's Dog been???


Boy, you really know how to hurt a guy DW....

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 11:01 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Damn Amy, you must of REALLY been naughty this time. Grounding you and taking television away for a month just wasn't going to cut it this time. You should feel pretty bad about this.




ahh i didnt even do anything that wrong

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
:::TEEN STALKER:::
1 more of the gang to go, guess who that is
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
i am a squirrel in need of a beer!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

dont even mention ur cable modem
my mom is taking mine away and downgrading me to dial up


You don't know how good you've got it! When I was growing up, we lived in duplex!

He should have seen it coming, but it happened way too fast

[email protected]

o&aswallow
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

ahh i didnt even do anything that wrong


Shouldn't we all be the judge of how wrong it really was?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ok ok ok i guess you wanna know O&A swallow
my mom told me to come directly in the house on sunday after skank left, but we stayed out for like an hour

when i came back, my modem was gone

:( :(
she is putting me back to dial up, someone save me

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
:::TEEN STALKER:::
1 more of the gang to go, guess who that is
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
i am a squirrel in need of a beer!
DreamWeaver
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Boy, you really know how to hurt a guy DW....

You better take that back Metal, I mean it! Just haven't seen that c-blocker in a while


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Metalfan
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Now there is the understatement of the day. You sir, even pass me when it comes to:
- Being old
- Being nasty
- Having anger management issues

ROMMFLLMFFAO


I'll take that as a compliment of the highest order, you flea-ridded sociopath

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

my mom told me to come directly in the house on sunday after skank left, but we stayed out for like an hour

when i came back, my modem was gone


Well young lady, consider yourself lucky. If you were my daughter and pulled that crap on me, all you would have had when you came back was a pencil, a piece of paper and an abacus!!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.


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