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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
Metalfan
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 10:17 AM      
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coughhackcoughweeze....

OK...what the F is that smell????? Damn, is that worse than Stalker Patti's flow or what? Wait, are those tiny pointed shoe prints in the jizz?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:01 AM      
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quote:

Wait, are those tiny pointed shoe prints in the jizz?

Did you miss the kiddie pool again? Don't you have any kind of aim after all that practice?



Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
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Ladi could you help me with my aim? ;)

Did someone say kiddy pool? Do you think GS heard that?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


Metalfan
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
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quote:

Don't you have any kind of aim after all that practice?


How about I give you a pearl necklace and matching earrings from 10 paces?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Why do I think you're so pent up, that you could hit me from that far away too?



Grumpy
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:12 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
ladi - Metal is blind as a fuckin bat. do you own goggle? or would you prefer trying to see through the spider web?


Operation Stalk The Commie Towelheaded Freak is now in full effect!
Have you seen Teen Jerkoff Boy lately? I'm looking for him.

Fuck you Ken.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Will these do? Which do you think are more my style? Maggots, snake, or the robot?





o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Grumpys back? Who forgot to de-claw the cat so it couldn't drag things in here anymore?

Grumpy, didn't I tell you Indy sucked?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
After a quick nap and a shower, can I start whoring again?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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would oy mind if i'm right behind you, whoring with you?



Thursday November 8- CBS: Survivor, CSI, Agency...NBC: Friends, Grace, Grace, Just Shoot Me, ER...FOX: Family Guy, Tick, Temptation Island II...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionjare...WB: Popstars 2, Popstars 2, Charmed...
Grumpy
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
how did you two buttpirates sneak in during the day in here?
Do I have to call Wilbur to take care of you two faggits?


Fuck you Ken.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
If you two are going to start doing the ol in and out during daylight hours, would you mind swallowing instead of spitting so it doesn't get all sticky in here while we're around?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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Alkey & Ikea, are you two going to shower together? Who is going to drop the soap? ;-)


OoooOOOOoooWwooooOOOOOoooooooo
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Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Isn't it only the middle of the day? Don't you two come up for air? ;)



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
When sex is this good, would you want to take a brake? LoL





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
Metalfan
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Is is possible that maybe they pretend each other's junk is a snorkel and try breathing that way?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Is is possible that maybe they pretend each other's junk is a snorkel and try breathing that way?


Which one do you think will dive down first? Will they be wearing flippers, too? Why does this put wierd images in my head now?


OoooOOOOoooWwooooOOOOOoooooooo
Full Moon Alert: November 30th
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yuk, can this visual get any sicker?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
OAS, are you the REAL Santa Claus?;-)
Ho...Ho...Ho?


OoooOOOOoooWwooooOOOOOoooooooo
Full Moon Alert: November 30th
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

Metalfan
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Yuk, can this visual get any sicker?



Don't you know they've spoken of making an OAS sandwich? Does that work for ya?

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Luna, wouldn't Santa be the only one who could bring you one of your wish list presents? ;-)

Metal, did you know after that last comment, I learned that I can stand you even less than I did before? :-)



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 11-8-01 @ 1:59 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
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When did I say I was doing the elderly any favors?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Alkey, do you know this is one time you should disrespect your elders?

Can I say thank you?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
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Is my work here done then OAS? ;-)

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
spitfire421
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Should we rename this thread "Lonely men looking for sausage party love"?
Who will be the next couple to form here?


Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.


NEVER FORGET!!!


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