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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
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Metal, you consider what you do here to be "work."
Don't you think you need to get a real job? :)





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:16 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Metal. didn't I fire you awhile back anyways?

Spit, Don't I constantly ask you hotties to resque me from these suasage fest participants?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:16 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
What is this "work' thing you speak of, Alkey?


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Isn't it that thing OAS used to do before he retired?
Did you know he was a waiter, at the Last Supper?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
heyladiladi
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ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
OAS, why would you need a chick to "rescue" you? Aren't you old enough to take care of yourself by now? ;)



LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Did you know he was a waiter, at the Last Supper?


He was a waiter, Alkey? Was he topless or was he bottomless?




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o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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Ladi, didn't you know I need a place to rest my head when I get rescued? ;-)

Alkey, did you know I made a killing in tips at that banquet? Did you know I also whispered in Judas's ear "a kiss is just a kiss"?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
AFDude
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

OAS, why would you need a chick to "rescue" you? Aren't you old enough to take care of yourself by now?


Didn't you know Ladi, when you get as old as him, someone has to change your Depends and make sure you don't get into a car wreck while you drive down the street at 5 MPH?



I was right, now you owe me money
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
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For the love of God, don't you hope he kept all his clothes on?
Did you know when he goes bottomless now, people all laugh at his adult diapers? ;)





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
spitfire421
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:30 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Was he topless or was he bottomless?

Is that a trick question?

Are the slackers taking over this thread during the day now?
don't you sometimes kinda wish we had another working thread?


Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.


NEVER FORGET!!!
o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
AFD, Don't we have a war to win? Shouldn't you be seeing to it that somebody's towel should be burning?

How the hell are you Airman?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Can anyone here read "invisible" type? ;)

Spit, didn't we have one a few weeks ago, and no one played?



Grumpy
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
oas - when you said Indy sucked ass, you weren't just kidding were you?
and don't you know that calling a bar toting lieutenant an airman is about as insulting as calling Ken a pretty decent guy?

What? I went 2 weeks without taking a shot at fagboy Ken. Isn't that a long time to wait?


Fuck you Ken.
Metalfan
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Metal, you consider what you do here to be "work."



Anyone else notice this wasn't in the form of a question? Anyway, wouldn't I have to hate doing this to call it work? Why are you and your butt buddy here during the day anyway? Did you tools get lost? ;-)

Spit, may I say nice pussy? :-)

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
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Metal, wasn't it in the form of a question except for the fact that I forgot to add a "?" to it?

Would any of you ladies like to cure me of my gayness? ;)





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
o&aswallow
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:55 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Grumpy, didn't you know that Airman is an acceptable term for the service as a whole. Isn't it only an insult if I don't call him Lui when face to face?

Wasn't Indy clean? Did they role up the streets at 7 like usual?

Spit do you know I mioss slackers too? I don't like questions all the time, aren't I an answer man?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Spit, could I answer you with a yes?

The two faeggets come out in daylight?

Grump, maybe Wilbur needs to be reintroduced?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


spitfire421
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Spit, may I say nice pussy

Did you know it purrs too? :)

Will this bring back the memories? (Irish/Ikea, could you please avert your eyes?)



Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.


NEVER FORGET!!!


This message was edited by spitfire421 on 11-8-01 @ 3:11 PM
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Would any of you ladies like to cure me of my gayness?


Alkey, do you know any ladies with "Illusioned Woman Syndrome"? Do you think they could help you out?


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Full Moon Alert: November 30th
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:11 PM      
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Luna, would it be too low of me to practice on a woman with MD?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:11 PM      
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Did I double?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 11-8-01 @ 3:30 PM
heyladiladi
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posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Spit, are we going to see a new thread with your name on it, soon?



Metalfan
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
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quote:

Did you know it purrs too?



Isn't that only if it is stroked the right way? ;-)

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Why not someone start one up?? Anyone? Anyone??


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 11-08-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
GW, tomorrow?

How lonely is this lady, that she has to stay on the phone and babble THIS LONG? Do you think she could swallow some more helium, and speak at a slower pace?





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