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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: could questions be any slower?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 12-11-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Can you be my sexual enabler?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
What's all the hub-bub, Bub?


;-)BBBOINKKKK;-)

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 7:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
should i break the bad news now? how can i tell my fellow posters that i will be unable to post for much of the evening since i'm on dialup and there is no dial up in my tv room?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday December 11-- CBS: JAG, Guardian, Amy...NBC: Emeril, Sisters, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: 70s, Undeclared, 24 (new!!)...ABC: Dharma, Spin, Blue...UPN: Buffy (R)
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 7:41 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Does this mean there really is a God? ;)


Sig Pic Approved By IrishAlkey
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 7:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
why must you hurt me so peach?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday December 11-- CBS: JAG, Guardian, Amy...NBC: Emeril, Sisters, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: 70s, Undeclared, 24 (new!!)...ABC: Dharma, Spin, Blue...UPN: Buffy (R)
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Doesn't the ;) make it OK? Must I add a waddle-doodle?


Sig Pic Approved By IrishAlkey
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
does anybody else remember a time that if you weren't on the board for a few hours you'd get on and find a full page or two of new threads?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:06 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
who is buying me a drink on saturday?
peach are u going?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:44 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
who's side are you on these days amy?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:48 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
what side where, who?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:09 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
can't you understand my jokey response to your jokey response peach? should i think amy and tricia for keeping questions on life support during my absence?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday December 12- CBS: 60 II, Raymond, BEcker...NBC: Ed, Wing, Order...FOX: King of Hill (new), Grouded, Mac, Titus...ABC: Kids, Jim, Carey, Line...UPN: Enterprise, SU2...WB:Creek, Felicity...CC: new South Parlk
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
did you mean thank ike? anyway, do these threads detract from the board? what do you think?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:54 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Who gives a fuk?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 4:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
is that your idea of a smart ass answer alk? can't you tell i'm trying to kill 2 birds here?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 4:16 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Where do you see any birds?




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 4:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
will you ever let me have the last word?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
Metalfan
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 7:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Could work suck any more monkey ass this week?

LunaGrandma, may I say nice sig old woman? ;-)

How much does it amaze me that I haven't read this thread in a couple of days and Ikea and Alkey are still gay??? Isn't predictability grand?

May I throw in an F U Buttmunch? Why? Why not? :-)

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 8:38 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
can i sask a real ? in here?? is it ok to want to scream in the morning due to all the f'ing morons on the road??

Metalfan
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 8:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Wouldn't you be a big apussah otherwise, Skit? Why don't you just let everyone who cuts you off anally intrude you too? Isn't it illegal NOT to scream at tools like that?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

nice sig old woman?


I know you are, but, what am I? ;-)


;-)BBBOINKKKK;-)

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Alkey's gay lover said:

since i'm on dialup and there is no dial up in my tv room?

IkeaGirl - Ever hear of a longer phone cord?

quote:

The UNDERAGED TEENAGER asked:

Who's buying me drinks on Saturday


Amy - Did you forget the rule about underaged drinking at Board events? Especially OFFICIAL ones?

How's everyone been?
Like my new sig pic?
Will anyone miss me while I work my ass off for the next few weeks?


Santa beefs up his security after a call from Afghanistan!
WoRMFACE
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Who gives a fuk?



Aww, Alky lost his C key again, Wont anyone help him find it?



You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Does Alkey have a problem with his "C"?

Ikea, comment?


;-)BBBOINKKKK;-)

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
haven't you realized my trist with alkey is over? Don't you know that I'm not a homosexual? Why do I need a longer phone cord? Can't I be away from my computer for an hour or two? Did you know this will be my final post for a while? and by awhile I mean like 12 hours?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday December 12- CBS: 60 II, Raymond, BEcker...NBC: Ed, Wing, Order...FOX: King of Hill (new), Grouded, Mac, Titus...ABC: Kids, Jim, Carey, Line...UPN: Enterprise, SU2...WB:Creek, Felicity...CC: new South Parlk
gonzo
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Why do people suck? Will this day ever end? And how the hell did I end up back on this stupid questions thread?


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

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