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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 3:17 AM      
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would i be a good mother if i didn't?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 3:21 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

my beer medicine tells me that we a re not losers you and i
isn'tbeing delusional or on some sort of drug fun?



Sunday November 11- CBS: 9- I Love Lucy Special...NBC: Weakest Link, Law and order: CI, UC Undercover...FOX: 7.5- King of the Hill(premire), 8- Simpsons(premire), 8:30- Malcolm (premire)9- X-files(premire)...ABC: Saving Private Ryan
sheetbag
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 3:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

isn'tbeing delusional or on some sort of drug fun?


yes untill u come home at 3am xed-out and there is a message on your machine from your grandparents saying they are stopping in around 9am to take u to breakfast


You violated rule numero uno, You messed with texas, That's right DONT MESS WITH TEXAS.
Graduate of Austin University (thanks for all your help)

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crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 3:26 AM      
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what's deluuuuuuusional??????



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 3:26 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

would i be a good mother if i didn't?

Is the definition of a good mother making somebody drink until they pass out on the floor?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 3:31 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
am I the only one who's never done any drugs besids weed? Are your grandparents nice? Are you going to get pancakes?



Sunday November 11- CBS: 9- I Love Lucy Special...NBC: Weakest Link, Law and order: CI, UC Undercover...FOX: 7.5- King of the Hill(premire), 8- Simpsons(premire), 8:30- Malcolm (premire)9- X-files(premire)...ABC: Saving Private Ryan
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 3:31 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
is the definition of a good parent, one that allows there[/] parent to show up on their stoned children's doorstep unnanounced? do your parents know what you do???



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
sheetbag
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 3:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
yes they are nice, and no u arent the only ones, my grandparents have never done any drugs. :) I am not sure what they are goona have but i think i am definatly not gonna get the runny eggs....


yes my parents know what a horrible child they have, they tell me to make my own choices though

You violated rule numero uno, You messed with texas, That's right DONT MESS WITH TEXAS.
Graduate of Austin University (thanks for all your help)

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This message was edited by sheetbag on 11-11-01 @ 3:38 AM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 3:37 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Why not get the panckaes? Isn't it posssible your grandparents were big opium users back in the day?



Sunday November 11- CBS: 9- I Love Lucy Special...NBC: Weakest Link, Law and order: CI, UC Undercover...FOX: 7.5- King of the Hill(premire), 8- Simpsons(premire), 8:30- Malcolm (premire)9- X-files(premire)...ABC: Saving Private Ryan
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 3:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Sheetbag do you know this is a question thread?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
sheetbag
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 3:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
well after i get finished main-lineing coffee into myself i think i am gonna have to go with the waffles, but they are not opium users but my parents were hippies.
think they will make me goto church and repent if i pass outout durring breakfast?


You violated rule numero uno, You messed with texas, That's right DONT MESS WITH TEXAS.
Graduate of Austin University (thanks for all your help)

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sheetbag
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 3:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Sheetbag do you know this is a question thread?


do fat ugly girls need loving too?????????
quote:

why is it u can never sleep only when u have to get up early the next morning?

think they will make me goto church and repent if i pass outout durring breakfast?



am i outta it or are these not question??????




You violated rule numero uno, You messed with texas, That's right DONT MESS WITH TEXAS.
Graduate of Austin University (thanks for all your help)

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This message was edited by sheetbag on 11-11-01 @ 3:50 AM
IrishAlkey
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posted on 11-11-2001 @ 4:21 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Who wants to take my pants off?





I washed my ass, my taint is better now.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
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crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 4:36 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
who doesn't wanna take your pants off????



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
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Who will be the first to post a question after me?

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
Oh Miss Crabtree, let me count the ways.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Will it be...me?!?


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before
11. 2. 01.



This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-11-01 @ 12:12 PM
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Can I be the second poster after Noelle?


Darkness at the break of noon Shadows even the silver spoon The handmade blade, the child's balloon Eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon There is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn Suicide remarks are torn From the fool's gold mouthpiece The hollow horn plays wasted words Proves to warnThat he not busy being born Is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door You follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar You feel to moan but unlike before You discover That you'd just be One more person crying. So don't fear if you hear A foreign sound to your ear It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall Private reasons great or small Can be seen in the eyes of those that call To make all that should be killed to crawl While others say don't hate nothing at all Except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark As human gods aim for their mark Made everything from toy guns that spark To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far That not much Is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits Can lead to hundred-dollar plates Goodness hides behind its gates But even the president of the United States Sometimes must have To stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged It's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you Into thinking you're the one That can do what's never been done That can win what's never been won Meantime life outside goes on All around you.You lose yourself, you reappear You suddenly find you got nothing to fear Alone you stand with nobody near When a trembling distant voice, unclear Startles your sleeping ears to hear That somebody thinks They really found you. A question in your nerves is lit Yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy Insure you not to quit To keep it in your mind and not forget That it is not he or she or them or it That you belong to. Although the masters make the rules For the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to.For them that must obey authority That they do not respect in any degree Who despise their jobs, their destinies Speak jealously of them that are free Cultivate their flowers to be Nothing more than something They invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties Social clubs in drag disguise Outsiders they can freely criticize Tell nothing except who to idolize And then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole That he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault On anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs Limited in sex, they dare To push fake morals, insult and stare While money doesn't talk, it swears Obscenity, who really cares Propaganda,all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see With a killer's pride, security It blows the minds most bitterly For them that think death's honesty Won't fall upon them naturally Life sometimes Must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards False gods, I scuff At pettiness which plays so rough Walk upside-down inside handcuffs Kick my legs to crash it off Say okay, I have had enough What else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen They'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.

;-)BOINKKK;-)
Romeo, he said to Juliet, “You got a poor complexion It don’t give you an appearance of a youthful touch.” Juliet said back to Romeo, “Why don’t you just shove off If it bothers you so much.”

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Do people check ther e-mail, or just let them stack up? (hint hint) ;) ;)

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
Oh Miss Crabtree, let me count the ways.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Is something funky going on around here? ;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before
11. 2. 01.

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
What is this email you speak of? Did someone put crazy glue on my chair? Why can't I get away from this PC?


Darkness at the break of noon Shadows even the silver spoon The handmade blade, the child's balloon Eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon There is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn Suicide remarks are torn From the fool's gold mouthpiece The hollow horn plays wasted words Proves to warnThat he not busy being born Is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door You follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar You feel to moan but unlike before You discover That you'd just be One more person crying. So don't fear if you hear A foreign sound to your ear It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall Private reasons great or small Can be seen in the eyes of those that call To make all that should be killed to crawl While others say don't hate nothing at all Except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark As human gods aim for their mark Made everything from toy guns that spark To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far That not much Is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits Can lead to hundred-dollar plates Goodness hides behind its gates But even the president of the United States Sometimes must have To stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged It's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you Into thinking you're the one That can do what's never been done That can win what's never been won Meantime life outside goes on All around you.You lose yourself, you reappear You suddenly find you got nothing to fear Alone you stand with nobody near When a trembling distant voice, unclear Startles your sleeping ears to hear That somebody thinks They really found you. A question in your nerves is lit Yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy Insure you not to quit To keep it in your mind and not forget That it is not he or she or them or it That you belong to. Although the masters make the rules For the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to.For them that must obey authority That they do not respect in any degree Who despise their jobs, their destinies Speak jealously of them that are free Cultivate their flowers to be Nothing more than something They invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties Social clubs in drag disguise Outsiders they can freely criticize Tell nothing except who to idolize And then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole That he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault On anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs Limited in sex, they dare To push fake morals, insult and stare While money doesn't talk, it swears Obscenity, who really cares Propaganda,all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see With a killer's pride, security It blows the minds most bitterly For them that think death's honesty Won't fall upon them naturally Life sometimes Must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards False gods, I scuff At pettiness which plays so rough Walk upside-down inside handcuffs Kick my legs to crash it off Say okay, I have had enough What else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen They'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.

;-)BOINKKK;-)
Romeo, he said to Juliet, “You got a poor complexion It don’t give you an appearance of a youthful touch.” Juliet said back to Romeo, “Why don’t you just shove off If it bothers you so much.”

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
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What do you mean by Funky?

AIM

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We were like peas and carrots
Oh Miss Crabtree, let me count the ways.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Shouldn't a guy with your sig pic know that funky is a good thing? :-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before
11. 2. 01.

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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Well yeah, isen't Hendrix the coolest?

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
Oh Miss Crabtree, let me count the ways.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Shouldn't that be one of the coolest? ;-)


One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before
11. 2. 01.

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:41 PM      
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Who else would you add to the most coolest list?

AIM

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We were like peas and carrots
Oh Miss Crabtree, let me count the ways.


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