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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: could questions be any slower?
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 8:16 PM      
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Do we need a referee here?


;-)BBBOINKKKK;-)

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 8:30 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Why? Should I put on a smiley face to show I mean well? ;)


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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 10:29 PM      
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quote:

aren't you a wee bit defensive?
Are you challenging the size of my penis? oh, should i tell youu i am back?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Saturday December 15- CBS: Story of Santa, Angel, District...NBC: 9- Christmas Vacation (last funny thing Chase did ever), SNL: Ellen/No Doubt--gay night!!...FOX: Cops, Cops, O'Reilly special...ABC: Figure skating,
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-15-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
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has anyone ever seen an SNL monologue so bad that common sense forced them to turn it off?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Saturday December 15- CBS: Story of Santa, Angel, District...NBC: 9- Christmas Vacation (last funny thing Chase did ever), SNL: Ellen/No Doubt--gay night!!...FOX: Cops, Cops, O'Reilly special...ABC: Figure skating,
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 1:20 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Doesn't that happen with every episode since the late 90s?


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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 3:41 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
anyone mind if i answer 3 hours after the question? did anyone see the rest of the episode? isn't robert smigel a fucking genius?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Saturday December 15- CBS: Story of Santa, Angel, District...NBC: 9- Christmas Vacation (last funny thing Chase did ever), SNL: Ellen/No Doubt--gay night!!...FOX: Cops, Cops, O'Reilly special...ABC: Figure skating,
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 3:45 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
By "anyone" are you referring to me? My, ain't I the vain little bitch?

Would you believe I forgot about SNL and have been watching Comedy Central all evening long?


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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 3:51 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
wouldn't the question be "would i blame you"? would you be surprised if i told you the only worthwhile thing was Smigel's claymation cartoon "The narrator (from Rudolph) who ruined Christmas?" Has Ellen DeGenernes ever been funny or is she just famous because she's gay?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Saturday December 15- CBS: Story of Santa, Angel, District...NBC: 9- Christmas Vacation (last funny thing Chase did ever), SNL: Ellen/No Doubt--gay night!!...FOX: Cops, Cops, O'Reilly special...ABC: Figure skating,
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 4:01 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Has Ellen DeGenernes ever been funny or is she just famous because she's gay?



Haven't you heard that's it's trendy to be gay? Doesn't it figure that once again I go against the trends? ;)


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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 4:10 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
if it's trendy to be gay and that's why Ellen is 'popular' is there anyway to make the next trend suicide?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday Dec 16- CBS: Touched, Town W/O Christmas...NBC: 7-9 Antz, 9- Titanic...FOX: 7:30- King, 8- Simpsons, 8:30 Malcolm, 9- Files, no Futurama, thanks for disappointing Fawx fuckers...ABC: CHarlie Brown Christmas, Alias, Practice...TBS: Terminator,
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 9:32 PM      
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did anyone see Simpsons tonight? Wasn't it surprisingly good?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sunday Dec 16- CBS: Touched, Town W/O Christmas...NBC: 7-9 Antz, 9- Titanic...FOX: 7:30- King, 8- Simpsons, 8:30 Malcolm, 9- Files, no Futurama, thanks for disappointing Fawx fuckers...ABC: CHarlie Brown Christmas, Alias, Practice...TBS: Terminator,
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 9:43 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Am I missing out on something?
Should I put a TV in my computer room?


;-)BBBOINKKKK;-)

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 9:51 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
DO I even remember the last time I watched TV before 10 pm? Is it because I am always on the damn PC? Do I need help?

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
AHHH The Sweet Smell Of Success
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Is it because I am always on the damn PC? Do I need help?


Did you know that you're not the only one, Bj?
Why would you want to get help, can't you just be a pc junky like the rest of us?


;-)BBBOINKKKK;-)

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 10:00 PM      
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Do I have to be a junky? Do i shoot up, or snort?

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
AHHH The Sweet Smell Of Success
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 10:02 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Don't real genuine junkies shoot?
Am I confused?
Did the 3 little piggies go "snort snort" or "oink oink"?


;-)BBBOINKKKK;-)

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 10:07 PM      
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Wasent it "puff puff pass"?

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
AHHH The Sweet Smell Of Success
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 10:19 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Wasn't it "Puff Puff Cocoa Puff"?


;-)BBBOINKKKK;-)

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 10:22 PM      
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I thought it was " I will huff and I will puff, and blow your house down"?

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
AHHH The Sweet Smell Of Success
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 10:29 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Can you guess who said this:
"This wittle piddy went to market...
This wittle piddy had roast beef....
This wittle piddy had none...
whoops..well what do ya know...ran outta piddies"?


;-)BBBOINKKKK;-)

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 10:39 PM      
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Wouldent that be Bugs Bunny?

Why was Buggs hiding Rocky?

AIM

E-MAIL

We were like peas and carrots
AHHH The Sweet Smell Of Success
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 2:46 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
is anyone else here? anyone else alive tonight? can anyone blame me for not wishing to write anymore tonight? Is 5.5 pages out of an 8-10 page paper good? Do you think i'm delusional? anyone else think i can finish tomorrrow? should i just take tylenol pm and shut up and go to sleep? Why is 3 too early to go to bed? Is it considered 3 yet of 2:45? Why are there no other worthwhile threads to post in?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday Dec 17- CBS: Queens, Ellen, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Link, Tiatnic...FOX: Santa Baby!, Ally McBeal (R)...ABC: Million, MNF...WB: 7th Heaven (R), Angel (R),
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 5:57 AM      
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is ikea the new poser? is sleeper gonna start asking questions now?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-17-2001 @ 5:57 AM      
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is there something wrong with my clicking finger?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]

This message was edited by crx girl on 12-17-01 @ 5:59 AM
skitchr4u
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posted on 12-17-2001 @ 8:07 AM      
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am i the first one in here this morning?



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