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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Questions that never get answered. Why Fez? Why?
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 5:01 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
doesn't anyone else type from their bed?



Thursday November 15- CBS: Suvivor who gives a shit, CSI...NBC: Friends, Scrubs, Will, Shoot Me...FOX: 8- Family guy, 8:30-Tick, Temptation Island 2...ABC: Millionare, Victoria's Secret Fashion show...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, charmed...
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 5:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Is that cause we keep you up all night posting? And wow, would I love to stay in your bed or what?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 5:03 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Didn't you know typing from my bed would be the only action the damn thing has seen in a long time?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 5:04 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
who said i'm in bed now? can't i be in a chair listening to notes I recoreded today but didn't listen to and typing them up? doesa nyoen else have a headache?



Thursday November 15- CBS: Suvivor who gives a shit, CSI...NBC: Friends, Scrubs, Will, Shoot Me...FOX: 8- Family guy, 8:30-Tick, Temptation Island 2...ABC: Millionare, Victoria's Secret Fashion show...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, charmed...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 5:12 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Would you like some Tylenol?





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 5:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Isn't it more fun to get action in places other than a bed anyhow?

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 5:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
why did my comp get screwed up at such a crucial moment?



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 5:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Maybe Slash was watching everything you said before?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 5:16 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Trishy, did you know my comp crashed at the same time yours did?
Are our computers linked in some weird, mystical way?
Does this mean something? :)





Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 5:26 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
what if i told you mine crashed too? is it special even though it haappens a lot? where wouldd you like to go raPe?



Thursday November 15- CBS: Suvivor who gives a shit, CSI...NBC: Friends, Scrubs, Will, Shoot Me...FOX: 8- Family guy, 8:30-Tick, Temptation Island 2...ABC: Millionare, Victoria's Secret Fashion show...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, charmed...
Metalfan
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 7:47 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Great, so now we have Ikea, RF, Alkey and CRX starring in the oa.com production of Bob, Carol, Ted and Alice? Is that Mr. B playing a cameo role as their weird neighbor Peeping Tom? Is this effing ponderous or what?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 8:20 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Why am I sitting here with a look of horror on my face?


Romeo, he said to Juliet, “You got a poor complexion It don’t give you an appearance of a youthful touch.” Juliet said back to Romeo, “Why don’t you just shove off If it bothers you so much.”
;-)BBBOINKKK;-)
Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 8:23 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
What the fuck happened to this thread?
How soon after I get a fuck you Ken will Alkey and Ikea have their pants down? Could it be that the Becky thread has more dignity now?

o&aswallow
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Luna, is it because you have to follow Metal's post? ;-)

If we are going to watch early morning cyber sex, shouldn't that participants at least have an "how to manual"?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 8:26 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Luna, don't you know that isn't the expression we like to see on your face?

Ken, I think they beat me to it, but shouldn't I say Fuck you anyway?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Do you think the waitress can bring me a cup o java? Why is it so hard for me to wake up this morning?

Metal, Can I come out of the basement today?

Ken's Pen, if I don't say "Fuck You" will you be upset?

OAS, don't you know you have to get up early in the morning to beat Metal to the first post in 'Questions'?


Romeo, he said to Juliet, “You got a poor complexion It don’t give you an appearance of a youthful touch.” Juliet said back to Romeo, “Why don’t you just shove off If it bothers you so much.”
;-)BBBOINKKK;-)
Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.


This message was edited by LunaBabe on 11-15-01 @ 8:35 AM
o&aswallow
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Luna, did you know the only reason Metal is up so early is that he is never tired because he's not getting any the night before?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 8:49 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Luna, didn't you forget the magic word, again?

OAS, isn't it more likely that I get some than for one of your pick-up lines to actually work? Besides, why would I subject myself to seeing Grump's mom in the light? It must be better to leave while its still dark, right?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 8:49 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Who's getting any? :)

Does Alkey ever sleep? Or does he always have Ikea on his mind?


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
If they say it is easier for a woman to get laid, who are these lucky men getting with them?



o&aswallow
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ladi, didn't you know that for a woman to say she is not getting any, that there is no acceptable excuse for that?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Ladi, didn't you know that for a woman to say she is not getting any, that there is no acceptable excuse for that?


OAS, is English a second language?

o&aswallow
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 9:17 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ken didn't you know that I have an excuse? Isn't it called alzheimer's?



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Did you just admit to that?

How much do I like my new sig? Do you know I keep staring at it? Is the font called Creepygirl?



Metalfan
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 9:30 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
OAS, is the Alzheimer's a side effect of the massive doses of Viagra you've been popping lately?

Does your blow up doll appreciate the effort?

E-Mail Me



09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.


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