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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Now now Gilligan, remember you were nothing more than one of the cross dressing transvestites in the village before you were adopted and saved. I can send your gay ass right back to your pimp and have you hustle tourists into thinkin your a chick and suck them off for $5 a pop.

:;takes out a pair 5 inch stelleto heels::

Do you really want to go back to wearing these gilligan? Be grateful you were saved from that torture. Just ask TFEC, he came from the same streets that you did.


Contact me if you want to be adopted.
I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.

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hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Jesus, thats the last time I post before my lunch hour and wait this long to come back!




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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 4:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The only reason you know those streets so well is because you grew up on them as well. You were the only midget hooker on the block. Do you still have that problem of licking the seats at adult theatres? What was it the name they called you? The quicker-picker-upper? You never could get enough of that salty man lube could you. I know you like the protein and all, but you can get the same amount from a nice juicy steak.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 4:30 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
No NO Gilligan, while you were out sucking off the Skipper, The professor and Mr Howel, I was pimpen your mom to the japanese tourist in that neighborhood. It wasn't very hard to convince them that they were fucking the grand canyon. after seeing how wide your mom was, they were convinced. That stretched veal flap made me a ton of money.

::Takes a spade shovel and smacks HGW in the head knocking him unconscious::

I'll get to this tool after I'm done with gilligan.


Contact me if you want to be adopted.
I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 11:37 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Oh yeah, well you can eat the peanuts out of my shit. The only stretched flap of veal is your asshole after a night on Christopher St. Remember that night I dropped you off at that club. You know, the one where you tossed all those guys salads all night long. You were complaining for two days how much your tongue hurt, but you said the taste made it all worth it.
:stomps on the midget and squishes him under my boot like a cigatette butt:

Now where is that piece of shit cock smuggler Metal at tonight? Come here pricky pricky pricky...Come out to play....
:hides crowbar behind back:

hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 12:11 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
::waking up with a hell of a headache, sees MGK hiding a crowbar, hunting for someone - Grumpy on the floor with a very flattering footprint on his head:::

I think its time I got out of here - Next time I'll come prepared for a fight!

::Darting out of the room - live to fight another day::

Grumpy - your day will come


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Metalfan
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 7:20 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
::cutting the main breaker to the room...walking in wearing night surveillance glasses. grab the crowbar out of mgk's hands, crack him twice over the skill and shove the thing up his ass, forked end first::

be careful what you wish for next time. i'm gonna twist this thing until your intestines look like cotton candy, then i'm gonna feed it to grump's pig.

::chuckling as I walk out:: [homer voice] mmmmmmm...entrails [/homer voice]

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 9:25 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
hey Goatweed - No one leaves here alive. The rule of thumb is "There can only be one!". Only one survivor walks out of here. Now sit your scrawny little pimple ridden, maggot infected, gaping hole ass down.

My day will come? LMBO (Laughed My Balls Off). How about today plant boy?

::walks over with his pig::
::pigs violates HGW's Goat as Grumpy watches and laughs hysterically::

Yo Gilligan, are you done spankin it to Mrs. Howel's nude pictures? Nice entrails by the way. My pig loves entrails. I'm sure he enjoy yours. He enjoyed rapin your mom last night while she was in drunken stooper down at the Y again.


Contact me if you want to be adopted.
I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 10:41 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yawn

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00

Hey maynard, you should tell your mom not to wear a 2 piece. I think I can find her a tarp to cover herself with if she wants to go to the beach.




Contact me if you want to be adopted.
I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.

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This message was edited by Grumpy on 3-23-01 @ 11:42 AM
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 11:40 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Do I Look Like I Give A Shit?


Is that Magus in the bushes with Raven again?

FU Buttmunch

"Think before you write" - Froy

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Metalfan
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Admit it Corpse.....you popped a chubby...LOL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The only thing that's chubby metal, is you momma's fat cottage cheese ass.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
hey gilligan, I wouldn't rag on mom's fat ass if I were you. Obviously yours needs to stay of the twinkies and ho-ho's. Tell her it's 3 meals a day., Not 30.


Contact me if you want to be adopted.
I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.

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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Hey Metal, there's no boners in this thread, especially with all the junk around, but then again I can only speak for myself...


Is that Magus in the bushes with Raven again?

FU Buttmunch

"Think before you write" - Froy

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Hey everyone, KidAfrika thinks I lost my mind recently, jokes on him..HAHA!!
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-23-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
oh look all my favorite biches in one place at one time. how fucking sweet....

hey my buddy corpse, remember when me and you used to fight all the time. things have changed huh buddy?

hey gilligan how are you doing today? nice pic of your mom by the way. glad they used wide lens and got all her ass in it.

hey metal, A.K.A Thread idea stealer.. how r you doing this fine morning?? read any good threads lately?? i have, how enlightening i must say

and last, but certainly not least, hey grumpy so who did you go whining and bitching to in order to change your status again. interesting i must say, guess i found YOUR weakness huh?? maybe i should share with people how you had spit ask me to change your status back yesterday. although if i did that it would make you seem very, um i dont know, lets say it would lessen you in some people's eyes. :) oh and about pictures. do me a favor and please tell your girlfriend to not send me her pics in my email again. i i really dont need that fright anymore. i'll show everyone what i mean. thanx for relaying the message




My job requires
mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at
least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off
while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell-Lester Burnham


Metalfan
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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::pointing at Maynard and laughing::

I think little buddy's little buddy showed up....LOL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 12:07 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!(pointing at gilligan and his "girl" friend)

[arthur's voice]It's a little joke!!![\arthur's voice]

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!

This message was edited by TFEC on 3-23-01 @ 12:20 PM
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey Dickman.... I mean uh... Faceman, I asked a mod to change it this morning, not because it bothers me, but because I knew it would get your attention and it kills you to know that it changed. Also, Faceman, I asked Spit to ask you to see if you're as pussywhipped as I thought you were. I was right. All it took was her to ask you and flutter her eyes once. Ya whore!. Oh and one more thing, you're right about you getting my gf's pics in email. It's not right that she does that. I'll tell your mom to stop doing it.

:) :) :) :) :)

Welcome to bedlum Faceman! I gotta go for now. I'll check in on the madness later.

Oh and TFEC - Fuck You! ;)


Contact me if you want to be adopted.
I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.

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This message was edited by Grumpy on 3-23-01 @ 12:22 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 03-23-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
godamn now that was fucking mean by me. but damn funny, i think im almost ready for my first manifesto huh??? :P have fun kiddies and play nice. im off for the day but to make it easier for the midget to understand ill translate what i mean::

::hi ho, hi ho, its off to work i go:: :)

godamn i love the new me ;)



My job requires
mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at
least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off
while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell-Lester Burnham


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:removes the crowbar from his ass and slams it into the bas of metal's skull:

Metal, I asked you not to talk about your enfatuation with my "little buddy", I told you that I don't mind it if you're gay, but I am not and I don't want you lusting after me anymore.

Hey face, thats a hot pic of your mom. I didn't realize that it was Grumpy's girlfriend. I wish I would have known that because then I wouldn't have kept blowing my load in her hair, I would have used her mouth instead.

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Damn with all these guys winking at each other it's gettin to be like the Blue Oyster in here!!

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
Metalfan
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Ah Face, to sit up on high like you do and not know what things go into a special chum bucket made especially for you. I managed to steal a big gatorade jug from the Hitmen, since they won't need it anymore. It sits, and waits, until the right time comes to turn you into the jizz glomming, feces sucking car squashing mod that you are :)

Oh, and Gilligan, its not infatuation, its just gah damned funny that your junk is smaller that a mouse's. Enjoy the barrel......

::clasps hands together, lowers head, turns and slowly walks out::

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Then why are you constantly reaching for it metal?

I know what you mean TFEC. What a bunch of fags. ;)

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
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::walks into the room with a firehose::
::sprays everyone down with a full blast::
::as their unconscious, walks around and pisses on each person::
::takes special care with TFEC and Gilligan and leaves a Cleveland Steamer on their foreheads::


Tools.... and you guys call me a fag? puh-lease.....


Contact me if you want to be adopted.
I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.

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