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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Shut up Cap'n, you'll roon it. Damn you.

Hey TTB, don't you have to go do homework or something? By the way, I'm not really sure what your comment was all about, I think you two fruits just have men on your mind. You want me to stick my finger between your tomatoes. Guess what, it will never happen. Sorry.
Go take a trip over Niagra Falls in that barrel of yours. And you and GOD of PHUK can both go

DROP DEAD!



GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

22. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us)

Damn that question #22.

quote:

February 27, 2038
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Homicide (13%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


8666654 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.



Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
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What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
DreamWeaver
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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LMAO @ Spit!!!! haha...test is a bit long, isn't it???

I am so glad I could bring entertainment to the board today ;)


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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o&aswallow
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

10% of test takers have hairy nipples



When did Patty become computer literate?

Grumpy, Jr Swallow and his reading habits thanks you.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Not just the Board, the Bored of the Board.


Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
E-Mail Me
What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Let's hear it for Dreamweaver for providing us with something to do at work...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Bravo for Team Sex.

Bravo for Teen Team Sex! (even better)


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
spitfire421
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
LOL, well at least I didn't get to 500 ;) My IQ is 165

Dream, are there 2 shows that night at Rascals-- early & late ?


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
Welcome Boodadude to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 5-30-01 @ 2:32 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thank you you slutty bitch.
60% bastard!
34% of which is Tard

Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
E-Mail Me
What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.

This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 5-30-01 @ 2:39 PM
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I got to question 255 before I gave up. It came back with an IQ of 115. Not bad for an ignoramous midget.

OAS - you're welcome. anytime.

Hey twinshits - BOOOOOOO! Did I scare ya? I know if I pick on you, you'll fein class or something and go running. Now go away before Gilligan sticks a telephone pole up your asses, instead of a finger.

Something really disturbing about those two. They do EVERYTHING together.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much?
The late great John Belushi
Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: COAX
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


DreamWeaver
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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No probs guys..glad I could help. :)

Spit..yes, there are 2..I'm not sure when the early one is(i would guess around 8) but the late one is usually 10:45. I'd rather go to the later.


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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o&aswallow
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
All of his test taking is affecting alot of productivity today. Who is watching the return on investment today?



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Ronreddog
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I am so glad I could bring entertainment to the board today



Your presence is enough for me Dream! :)


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

E-Mail Me

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Dog, I see the powers that be have changed your status a bit.





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid.

I'm a cop u idoit has graduated, even though he's never here. I take no resposibility for his actions.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Question, isn't all this test taking the very thing that this thread is against??


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 3:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Your presence is enough for me Dream!


PIMP HAND!!!

Do you ever turn it off?


Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
E-Mail Me
What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
spitfire421
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

isn't all this test taking the very thing that this thread is against??


Nah! Cuz we're entertaining ourselves and playing on the computer when we're supposed to be working...

Dream, the 2nd show sounds good :)


If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down, I'm gonna burn on down
Welcome Boodadude to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to [email protected] :)
o&aswallow
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 3:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hosp, I think the Dog's hand is probably always in use.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
So I hear that my little friend has a new screen name? Is this true?


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Ronreddog
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, let me clear this up for all of you.

My name is Ronreddog, I represent a bulldog. If you are familiar with the breed, they are the ultimate c-blockers! Hence, my role here! Okay? :)

Yes, my new status is courtesy of the wonderful Faceman! I feel terrible that I am no longer the head of the C-blocker family, especially since we welcomed a new member recently!

The women seem to appreciate my talent, so, what's the problem? ;)


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

E-Mail Me

KOATAS
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
And I thought I was a nice guy. Just finished with the Bastard test, scored a 69% bastard. 39% of which is Tard!



I Don't Like Spam!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 4:19 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Well it's about that time.

Dog, it's all good. Some folks just take it the wrong way. We all know you were neutered.:)

Tootles slackers.





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid.

I'm a cop u idoit has graduated, even though he's never here. I take no resposibility for his actions.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Okay, let me clear this up for all of you.

Hence, my role here! Okay?




Aww, it sounds like someone needs his belly rubbed.

hehehe ;)



BABES: bird, centerfold, chicks, damsel, dish, dolls, females, gals, girls, honeys, hoochie, lass, lassie, maid, maiden, miss, missy, nymphs, pussies, pussys, sex kittens, sluts, tramp, vixens, wench, whores, women RELATED TERMS: tomboy: deb, debutante, schoolgirl: bobby-soxer



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 5-30-01 @ 11:18 PM
Ronreddog
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
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quote:

Aww, it sounds like someone needs his belly rubbed.



See, another woman that gets it! ;) I always need my belly rubbed!

Yes, I am neutured, I admit it!


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

E-Mail Me

o&aswallow
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 4:27 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Sorry Dog, I'm not rubbing it for you.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.


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