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Kid Afrika
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I cooked and prepped, I didn't wash many dishes.

Oh, so you're guatemalan(sp?)?


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



Roger
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Oh, so you're guatemalan(sp?)?


WTF?


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Kid Afrika
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Guatemalan, as in from the country Guatemala. It was a joke, albeit a lame one. It was just a joke nonetheless.


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

It was just a joke nonetheless.


Are you sure? Didn't seem to have the dimensions of a joke that I'm used to, you know, like being funny cuz its the truth kinda thing. Never noticed many Guatamalans in the kitchen is all. Better luck next time though! ;) <-------


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Uh oh, looks like Kid A is having one of those "white shorts" moments.

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
To borrow a line from Vos who no doubt stole the line from another comic...

You put the funny in unfunny.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Scooma
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Restaurants in LA have to have a letter grade (A, B, C, etc.) posted on the outside of the place to let you know how it was rated by the board of health. Most places have "A" ratings, but my friend likes to go to the "B" places because "they've got something to strive for."

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DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I have never used a bidet or had the desire to. I don't see how shooting a stream of cold water into my anus could be anything other than TORTURE (Torture, it's torture)!!! Like Anthony said, that's what a shower is for. Leave it to the French to come up with a fucking ridiculous piece of bathroom plumbing!! And if it breaks, what plumber isn't going to charge triple to fix it!!!!

BTW, Roger, nice to have you back. Did you do much Shark Feeding, err I mean swimming??

DOC Buster

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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 3:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I don't see how shooting a stream of cold water into my anus could be anything other than TORTURE (Torture, it's torture)!!!



Oh come on! You mean to tell me when you're takin a nice healthy dump & water splashes up on yer balloon knot, you don't like it??

I know I love it!;)


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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

BTW, Roger, nice to have you back. Did you do much Shark Feeding, err I mean swimming??


Check out the "Welcome Back O & A" thread, there's a whole discussion on that very topic.
quote:

I don't see how shooting a stream of cold water into my anus could be anything other than TORTURE (Torture, it's torture)!!! Like Anthony said, that's what a shower is for


I don't believe Anthony said a shower is for shooting water into your anus.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
geedagreek
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
no roger, that's what a firehose is for....washing away all the brown stuff...
ding ding....

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I don't believe Anthony said a shower is for shooting water into your anus


No he said that's what the little water hose sprayer next to the sink is for.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith


This message was edited by Froy on 9-5-01 @ 4:21 PM
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
The little water hose sprayer next to the sink is for playing pranks on people. You wrap a rubber band around it so its always on so when someone turns on the water they get sprayed. There should be no contact, immediate or otherwise, between the sprayer and your anus.



"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Actually, try using black electric tape next time, it's less obvious than a rubber band.

I'm apologizing to Ant in advance if he goes home tonight now and gets scaleded by hot water shooting out of the sink hose.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith


This message was edited by Froy on 9-5-01 @ 4:24 PM
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Unfortunately we don't have that hose, I really wish we did. But I'd probably get myself with it before he even got home anyway so its better off this way.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
av8er
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The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ya know Roger, I was just thinking. It's really cool how you're an intergral part of this board.


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geedagreek
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
???????
can you say stalker??

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
How's that? I'm just another poster who can't get off this board even though I have to get ready for Bruer's show tonite.
EDIT* geedagreek, you think I have another stalker? Cuz I need a new one.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"




This message was edited by Roger on 9-5-01 @ 4:52 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I'm just another poster who can't get off this board



stalker


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Froy, is there a problem with our pics or is it my computer? Cuz I can't see yours or mine.
Oh and go f yourself, I do not stalk this board, just you. ;)


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I think they mean I'M a stalker Rog.

The point I was trying to make was, Roger is someone very close to the show and I think it's cool how she takes time to hang with us....that's all.


I'm accepting applications for adoptees.
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ICQ: 34758396
E-Mail Me



DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 7:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I don't see how shooting a stream of cold water into my anus could be anything other than TORTURE (Torture, it's torture)!!! Like Anthony said, that's what a shower is for

OK Rodger, you got me. I meant that I agreed with Anthony in that a shower is for cleanups-not a "Bidet". I just get SOOO worked up when I think about those F'in FRENCH (And if you're offended, the FYOU TOO)!!!

DR. Buster Hymen
"Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh"
Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-05-2001 @ 8:38 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
No Roger, there is no problem with our pics, they display fine. And stop stalking me, don't make me change your status again.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 8:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
froy, are you SURE there's not a problem?cause you have a little red x, and roger has a big red x, and i've seen theses x's a few times today


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This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because



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