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The Sleeper
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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 5:05 PM      
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Is it still gay to taste your own jizz if it tastes like cherries?

This is as big a crock of shit as penis enlarging pills.



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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 5:07 PM      
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Why the hell would u think its man juice that they were talking about? lol



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geedagreek
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 5:07 PM      
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this crap will probably give you cancer of the sack anyway.....
but, this stuff would probably avoid the embarassment of some body telling you "you got some funky tasting spunk"....

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???
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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 5:10 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Actually, I heard on another show (hoo hoo) that the pill will make a woman's happy place taste better. Where's the fun in that?. I would love to hear that copy, though.

I haven't heard about the guy pill, but if it would encourage girls...


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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 5:16 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Hope they make beer a flavor. Not only could you get drunk but not have to worry about what the chick looks like......

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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
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quote:

Is it still gay to taste your own jizz if it tastes like cherries?

YES .It's gay if it tastes like cherries or strawberries.It's still jizz.

quote:

This is as big a crock of shit as penis enlarging pills

Hmmmmmmm....Let me guess you tried that too.



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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 5:29 PM      
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Is this pill for chicks too? I was only half listening and hear Norton comment on wacking his bag on a sundae, so i assumed it was for guys.



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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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You know people aren't asking the real questions. A) How did people think this up? B) How much were they drinking when they thought this up. C) What were they doing when they thought it up. D) How did they get funding, E) Side effects andF(possibly the sickest one) What happened to the test subjects before this was perfected


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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 6:35 PM      
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quote:

What happened to the test subjects before this was perfected


I dunno ask Spaz...maybe that caused his brain dammage...






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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
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There's been a similar product to this for a couple of years now... Semenex, www.semenex.com

They had an amusing competition where users of semenex sent in moneyshots of themselves (their girlfriends, actually) and the "happiest" girl would win a lifetime supply, or something.

Blah. Useless info.

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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 9:50 PM      
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quote:

Hope they make beer a flavor. Not only could you get drunk but not have to worry about what the chick looks like......


Are we related?



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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
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So if they have a Flavor of the Month, does that mean it will make your jizz taste like the Opie and Anthony show?





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posted on 09-05-2001 @ 11:48 PM      
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quote:

Is it still gay to taste your own jizz if it tastes like cherries?


um, yes!

but i wonder if they make watermelon. i can't get enough watermelon.

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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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quote:

So if they have a Flavor of the Month, does that mean it will make your jizz taste like the Opie and Anthony show?


This comment has me perplexed. Are you insinuating that O&A are a Flavor of the Month type radio? And what flavor is closest to the flavor of the O&A show?


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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

what flavor is closest to the O&A show?



according to norton, a bucket of AIDS....

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???
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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 9:02 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

This comment has me perplexed. Are you insinuating that O&A are a Flavor of the Month type radio? And what flavor is closest to the flavor of the O&A show?

::Sigh::This is reverting to back back back when Don and Mike said they were "flavor of the week" and wouldn't be around long. I used a little creative license and made it month. And something tells me O&A would taste like jizz. How ironic.





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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 9:46 PM      
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does the pill for flavored jizz make you cum a rainbow of fruit flavor?

:P

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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 10:45 PM      
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quote:

Don and Mike said


Sorry, don't know who they are.


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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Is it still gay to taste your own jizz

Duh!it always has been and always will be. The question should be...If you get a hand transplant and whack off with it is that gay. Hoo Hoo :)





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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 11:14 PM      
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I guess that tasting "your own" stuff is a double standard? Cuz I don't hear anyone saying its a big deal and gay if a chick licks her fingers after masterbating.


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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 11:26 PM      
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Is it gay if I lick your fingers? If so, call me Charles Nelson Reiley.

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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
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Dirty slimemonster Cranky! Better watch who you say that shit to or you might get banned by the Almighty.


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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 11:32 PM      
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Hey sorry, [arthur voice] It was just a lil joke [/ arthur voice]


seriously tho rog, i wouldnt ever want to offend you, regardless if it meant me getting banned or not. i thought you might find that funny, you didnt and i apologize.
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This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 9-6-01 @ 11:39 PM
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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 11:32 PM      
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delete this double post, shit im on a roll tonight

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This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 9-6-01 @ 11:34 PM
disgustip8ed
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 12:00 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
"Is it still gay to taste your own jizz . . . "


ugh, faggit, of course it is.

the taste of the women is usually not the problem, what can this product do for . . . the uh, sentibly challenged.

you know, smelly chicks




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