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Greed
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 5:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Is a guy? Are you fucking kidding me? I just turned on the show, while they had Kimmi on, and I thought it was some old lady, like Opie or Anthony's mom.

I've never heard a more effeminate person in my life.

Roger
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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 5:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
That's Mario Cantone, he does the unbelievable Cartmen voice.


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Fighting Hellfish
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
The Cartman voice is incredible. Everything else he says is just annoying. And unfunny

NASA
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 5:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
And, in case people from 20/20 are reading this, Mario Cantone is one of [italianvoice] dem fag friend of the show.[/italianvoice]


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

The Cartman voice is incredible. Everything else he says is just annoying. And unfunny


How can you not find this guy to be ridiculously hilarious. If you've ever seen any classic movies you'd have to agree that he nails these old actresses voices to the tee. His Julia Child is unreal. Listen to him more before you rag on him.



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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 9-7-01 @ 6:33 PM
FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Thank you for that brilliant insight. Seek adoption.

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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Last time Mario was on the show he said the women love him to death, so I guess being a girlie, I LOVE MARIO!!!!! I think he's sooooo funny!!!!!


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Fighting Hellfish
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
He's far more annoying than Kimmy ever was. Won't shut up. When he doesn't have anything to say, he just shrieks.

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:11 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

he just shrieks


I believe its called singing.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Everything else he says is just annoying. And unfunny

Try listening after some drinks (or Ganj). He's hysterical
quote:

I've never heard a more effeminate person in my life.

Greed, what's really funny is that he used to host a kid's show (Steampipe Alley) back in the 70's! He acted exactly the same. It was bizarre!!

DOC Buster

DR. Buster Hymen
"Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh"
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This message was edited by DR. Buster Hymen on 9-7-01 @ 6:20 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Since I'm already adopted should I be reodopted after I'm done with this adoption or what...someone enlighten me because apparently I have posted something horribly "newbie-ish" and made an unwanted contribution to this thread. Sorry.



"Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?"

Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)
electro134
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
I had never heard of him before last week but I was lmao & turned a couple of guys at work on to O&A because the bit was so funny.If you don't find him funny possibilyyouareanf-tard..

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drkn2forget
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Irish I don't think FM Jeff was talking about you....I think he means the guy who started the thread

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geedagreek
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
mario cantone is not just hilarious, but a nice guy....BTW, dr. hymen, it was the 80's that steampipe alley was on- i actually was on that show once....

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Irish I don't think FM Jeff was talking about you....I think he means the guy who started the thread


[removes foot from mouth]Sorry, Jeff[/removes foot from mouth]

Jeff, please use quotes when you post under me, I'm highly nervous!




"Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?"

Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 9-7-01 @ 6:34 PM
geedagreek
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
relax alkey, just have a beer.....:-P

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???
skydiver
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Mario Cantone is F'in hysterical!!!! I can't believe they actually let him around kids with Steampipe Alley. I used to HATE him when he was on that show. Then I saw his standup act on TV once and thought he was pretty good, then he started coming on the show and (as Norton would say) he's "never not funny"!

DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Geedagreek,
You may have been on the show in the 80's, but it started in the 70's. It used to be on after "Wonderama" in NY.

DR. Buster Hymen
"Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh"
Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com
geedagreek
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
sorry, doc i stand corrected......

hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat???
The Painter
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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 8:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Mario Cantone is very funny. I wonder who the genius was that told them to have him on the show?:)

Scrappleking
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 9:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
One of the first things I heard when I started listening regularly (Philly) was Mario doing Cartman in the Vagina Monologue. He's funny as fucking hell. Nothing like driving home in traffic listening to the show w/ the windows open and all of a sudden I have some homo singing "take your balls out!" loud.

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