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| greenlantern | posted on 09-26-2001 @ 9:50 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00  | I was at the Jim Norton show at Carolines last night. I can't say enough about how sick, twisted, and downright halarious he is. Many of you missed it, I know this because there were only about 20 people there. Don't make that mistake again. If you were there, share your favorite sick line with us. Mine was when talking about Jerry Seinfeld turning down $5 mil per episode for one more year, he said "for $5 mil.I'd bang my mom again." "The power of 46 flashlights can be pretty strong, sometimes" This message was edited by greenlantern on 9-26-01 @ 9:55 AM | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 09-26-2001 @ 10:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | He is awesome. Does anyone know If he has a Wed site? God Bless The USA. | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-26-2001 @ 10:15 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | He has one in development Red. It's not up yet as far as I know. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 09-26-2001 @ 11:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: He's getting married? I DID NOT know that. what girl in their right mind would marrY that freak boy? yes he's funny as hell, but marriage material? even scarier ........father material? ::shivers just thinking about it::  September 11, 2001 - Always Remember! This message was edited by Grumpy on 9-26-01 @ 11:39 AM | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 09-26-2001 @ 11:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | quote:What? He seems fun... ;) 
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| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 09-26-2001 @ 11:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Thanks MaynardGKrebs, I did remember him saying something about it on the show. Grumpy - That's funny. It could imagine of someone marrying him. How would he ask for her to pee in a cup so he could sip it. God Bless The USA. | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 09-26-2001 @ 11:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | quote:They would probably do that instead of the garter ceremony, right at the reception.
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| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 09-26-2001 @ 11:48 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | yes, norton is very funny, that's why he's doing comedy!! grumpy, great sig!! very appropriate Remember-Laughter heals. | ||||
| Canweseeyourstuff | posted on 09-26-2001 @ 12:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: i was thinking it would replace the champagne toast  | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-26-2001 @ 1:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Rich Vos And yes, Norton's site is in development. He will have one soon.  Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| WyzeGuy | posted on 09-26-2001 @ 1:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | He's getting married? I DID NOT know that. what girl in their right mind would marrY that freak boy?  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 09-26-2001 @ 11:17 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Norton in my book is the best comic i have seen in the last 10 years, because he is so honest, not brutal but honest and honesty is brutal. He is in your face with the hypocrasy of the world and i love it. Plus i would definetly marry Norton, hell i'd blow him for the experience alone.  "For all we have and are, for all our children's fate, stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!" --- Rudyard Kipling She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 1:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | i saw chirs rock and i cant say norton is that good but personally he is up there. "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:03 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | I'd marry him, maybe he'd rape me! Special thanks to Austin for all the help he gave me. I am proud to have been a newbie of his. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:50 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Hmm Mike actually i have to agree with you i totally forgot about Chris Rock, i was thinking as far back as to when eddie murphy burst onto the scene and since dice's peak was in 91 at the garden, i went with 10 years. but i agree barring Chris Rock norton is my second fav, lol. and in my opinio my fav of all time is without a doubt Richard pryor bar none he is the king. "For all we have and are, for all our children's fate, stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!" --- Rudyard Kipling She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 9-27-01 @ 2:53 AM | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 09-29-2001 @ 8:36 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Norton's IMDB profile says hes 63. | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 09-29-2001 @ 10:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | ...and he apparently has had a long illustrious movie career. I am Chuck's wasted time. My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free." | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 09-29-2001 @ 10:34 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Will it be impossible to navigate?
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