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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Fight Club 2 - Dice VS. Mohr | ||||
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| Sephiroth | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 5:26 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00  | "It's hard to believe it started like this. For a minute, i forgot about the ring of destruction we were in, and wondered if the gun he was pointing in my face was clean." "Im sure Im not making any sense. Let me start from the beginning."  My act was so horrible, i was reduced to playing gigs at support groups for the terminally ill and social miscreants. You know it's bad when that type of audience pity's you.  Even the children hated me. I was pathetic.  Fate was definetly not a friend of mine... until one night i was flying back to NY(i had a gig i was scheduled to bomb at).   Right away i could tell i didnt like him. He was rude, arrogant, and a total ass. Basically, he was everything i was, but he had money, power, fame and women. I hated him for that. Everytime we ran into each other, we always exchanged "words"...   Everytime i thought of him, i was filled with rage. My anger boiled over one night when..  And so i began my search. I would scour the ends of the earth to find him. But before i left, some ghosts from my past caught up with me.   After I was throughed thrashed by Sam Kinnison, i began my search. Night after night i scoured, always just missing him. He was 2 steps ahead of me. He was smart, but i was getting closer everyday. Then it happened. I was in a bar in Kansas when i broke the 4th wall...  My mind was in turmoil, my soul ripped apart. I was confused, scared, but angry most of all. Then, as if some sign to show me the way... HE appeared...   I think this is where you met me. Jay had wired the entire sunset strip, and all it's comedy clubs, with enough explosives to make a crater in the earth. And we had front row seats. We were the centerpeice in this macabe show of death and destruction.   This message was edited by Sephiroth on 10-5-01 @ 5:35 PM | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 5:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Ford Farlaine 2 would've been better... ;) great job, seph  This message was edited by danked on 10-5-01 @ 5:35 PM | ||||
| TheLatinJoker | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 5:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Funny!!!Gave me a chuckle.Good job "Hi joker,I am in a world of shit"-Private Pile in "Full Metal Jacket" | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 5:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Bra-FUCKING-vo Seph....How long did that take? 2 POSITIONS OPEN FOR ADOPTEES [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 5:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Seph that was f-ing amazing, not going to sleep for the past couple of days paid off!!! Great job!!!! :-)  I can't believe the news today Oh, I can't close my eyes And make it go away Sysmic00 is a C.I.T (Cutie In Training) as of 9/25/01 | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 5:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Great fucking job...quote: You mean Vos has a co-starring role?  I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| Lord Duvious | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 5:46 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | Nice job Seph. Email Me UNITY | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 6:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Seph great job! I see you have sometime on your hands lately ;) opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 6:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Wonderful! That last pic of Dice after he shot himself is funny as hell. I am Chuck's wasted time. My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free." | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 6:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Seph my brother, you da MAN! Great stuff. What a great story. I'm fuckin rollin over here. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 7:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Three words, Seph... Bra-fucking-vo! That's got to be the funniest damn thing I've ever seen here (no offense to Fez and his masterpieces).  "Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 9:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Very NICE!!! Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! FoundryMusicVaughn has joined the circle...Shagking87 is my second "kid" don't be too rough... | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 9:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | That...fuckin'...ruled. Well done, good sir. HydratedPeach Graduate of FollowThisLogic's School of Hard Knocks | ||||
| Rone | posted on 10-05-2001 @ 9:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | goddamn thats funny. awesome job.  | ||||
| whichwaymediumorrare | posted on 10-06-2001 @ 7:26 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | seph nice work.i was stuck to my scroll to see what happen next.i see a weekly installment here. "well hello mr. fancy pants.i got news for you pal,you aint leadin but two things right now,jack and shit and jack left town." "good,bad..... i am the guy with the gun." | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 10-06-2001 @ 11:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Holy Fuck... now that's some creative funny fuggin shit right there.... nice job Seph... | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | Damn...Seph OWNS. One Nation...INDIVISIBLE. Graduated Summa Cum Laude from FollowThisLogic's Droog Academy "The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ. And then came Louis Black." | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | "4 stars....An instant classic!!" - David Manning  "DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory | ||||
| ~FallenAingL~ Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones. | posted on 10-06-2001 @ 4:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | Holy shit. Very nicely done. Thine In Honor, ~FallenAingL~ "But, for a certainty back then, we loved so many and yet hated so much, we hurt others and hurt ourselves. Yet, even then we ran like the wind, whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies..." -Schala 'Kid' Zeal | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 3:23 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | My favorite one is where Jay beat up the little red X (: "I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad | ||||
| Rick Martinez loves Asian women | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 11:57 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | Nature has a way of balancing things out, Jay Mohr is a pussy but is good looking and asian guys have small penises but are creative. | ||||
| Sephiroth v2.0 | posted on 10-07-2001 @ 6:36 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: I think if Sephiroth was Still around, he would be very offended by that. ------------------------------------- Can someone please adopt me? | ||||
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