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OAAWITE	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 1:30 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: file:///C:/Downloads/From%20Internet/mr2.jpg I really wish that it was OK to defile this thread, becuase that's just fucking priceless. Trust us, it doesn't work. You have to host your sigs, and Geocities doesn't allow hotlinking. I would like to reiterate my thought that the FAQ really needs to be updated extensively to cover a lot of these "do's and don'ts" of posting here. This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-21-02 @ 10:19 PM

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:38 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I would like to reiterate my thought that the FAQ really needs to be updated extensively to cover a lot of these "do's and don'ts" of posting here. And I would like to reiterate that such work is pointless as people do not read it. fandango, ths sig on the C drive will look perfect to YOU but NO ONE ELSE will be able to see it. Chowder.... bad, bad boy!!! Merely two posts above you was a link to the TEST THREAD "dream yourself awake" he calls "an eternity awaits us all open your eyes and be with me forever.."

ChowderPuke p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 3:39 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	Hi all...I just wanted everyone to check out my new sig.... Since I'm new, I'm not sure what'll fly around here. If this sig isn't ok, then I'll take it off. Just let me know. Honk If You Like O&A! Norton's NEW Yellow Discipline! I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show....give me all the shit you want! This message was edited by ChowderPuke on 2-20-02 @ 9:32 PM

Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass.	posted on 02-08-2002 @ 9:26 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: I just wanted everyone to check out my new sig.... Since I'm new, I'm not sure what'll fly around here. Holy mother! That has got to be the most vile, disgusting thing I've ever seen!!:eek: :eek: ...yeah, that should fly quite nicely :) Where's your Milf mustache? ;)

skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force Split Personality #1	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	and i thought i didn't like cbh and snuka's pics!! damn that is sick

wtf	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:06 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	you think thats sick? have you see some of the pictures on consumptionjunction? death pics of people run over by trains, amputated limbs, scat. SICKENING. they have funny stuff over there too but occasionally you run into the sick stuff. Visit this Website wtf@opieanthony.com http://wtflove.8m.com

ChowderPuke p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:50 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	Aaaawwww...come on...what's SO bad about it? Can't you just picture Norton doing that??? I'm glad to see that I'm doing my part to make you all sick...LMAO. Honk If You Like O&A! The Norton We Didn't Know! I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you want!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:53 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: And I would like to reiterate that such work is pointless as people do not read it. Then, why the hell do we always tell new members to read the FAQ or, rip them a new asshole when it's obvious they didn't read it before posting? Maybe, if it were updated and made more interesting, more members would take a look at it and learn a few things about the board. If that's the case, then it's pointless to update this board, since not that many people read it anyway. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Milfa Good newbie with a nice ass.	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 6:54 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: Can't you just picture Norton doing that??? that is precisely what makes it so sick(and so fn funny at the same time) Where's your Milf mustache? ;)

OAAWITE	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:07 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	I had forgotten that I even posted here, but if I had, and I'd seen FTL's response, I would have posted EXACTLY what Alkey said (hoo hoo hoo) That makes no sense. Anytime a newbie comes here and fucks up, people say "read the FAQ". Well if the FAQ is completely outdated and doesn't cover the actual important issues, then why even have it? How do you know that people don't read it? One of the funnest thing on this board is fucking with newbies who blatantly screw up and flout the rules. But if there are no clear and consistent rules posted, then we really have right to mock them. This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-21-02 @ 10:19 PM

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:11 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Just because people don't read the FAQ when they register does not mean that they shouldn't be directed to them when they make a mistake. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:19 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	The FAQ might be outdated to the people that are here over a year (or to the board regular) but for those that are new here they make sense to them. LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm This message was edited by Tequila on 2-11-02 @ 7:48 PM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-11-2002 @ 7:30 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Just because people don't read the FAQ when they register does not mean that they shouldn't be directed to them when they make a mistake. Exactly. So, update it to include more specific details that would aid in one's board posting etiquette and style. Adoption sucked the big one, but it at least allowed veteren members to give advice on how to incorporate yourself into the board. Rewrite FAQ so that it mirrors the perfect advice an "adopter" would give to a new member. Make it more of a "how to" than a "what not to do." I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Joey1120 SHOW ME MULE!!!!	posted on 02-12-2002 @ 3:57 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: Welcome all new members. I hope your stay here is a pleasant one and you have fun. All I can suggest is try to not let the tooling get to you too much. Even though we are "kinder" board than a year ago, it does still happen from time to time. It's happened to all of us in the beginning and we've survived it just fine as I'm sure you will too. Have fun all. Just a quick add on, since I'm still relatively new: It took me about two weeks, but then it occurred to me to just ignore some of the comments that people make on this board. If someone says something that sounds like they don't know a thing about you, just let it go. If you try to defend yourself, you become a whiner to them and just end up in a bad mood. It's not worth it. Accept that there are people out there who feel so horrible about themselves that the only way they can feel better is to hurt someone else. The boards are a lot more fun when you just go about your own business. Joey #10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest Email Me Thought and Emotion - Here's my web site This message was edited by Joey1120 on 2-13-02 @ 11:05 AM

wtf	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 10:16 AM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	quote: Accept that their are people out there who feel so horrible about themselves that the only way they can feel better is to hurt someone else. that really hurts! eh, no. i think 1/2 the fun is the ass whipping here. damn, that sounds bad wtf@opieanthony.com http://wtflove.8m.com

Joey1120 SHOW ME MULE!!!!	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 10:42 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: whenever somebody posts in a thread, that thread gets bumped to the top of the page.this thread is viewed as important, and most newbies wouldnt know it was here if it wasnt high up on page one.so every now and then, people find this thread and bring it back up so that the newbies can ask questions and not look like asses That's really nice. Thanks. I was wondering about "top" too. quote: And I would like to reiterate that such work is pointless as people do not read it. I read the FAQ when I first came to the board. But, I'm a stubbornly independent person who would rather search day and night for some answers rather than ask someone. But, I'm glad that if I ever get to the point of asking a question, that you guys are willing to help out. Thanks in advance. Joey #10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest • Email Me Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site Everything Happens for a Reason

Rookie Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Stature of an Oompa Loompa! JBA's Stalker. Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 12:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	From the FAQ: quote: You can and will however be banned for the follow reasons: Spamming, inciting arguments or infighting (ie: "A Day in the Life of Upuauat"), posting pornography, or causing general trouble. Can't you just picture the newbies thinking, "Who the fuck is Upuauat? And why do I give a fuck about a day in his life?" It's not even like they can go back and read that thread to find out what it means, because it was on the old Infopop board. I used to post on OpieAnthony.com but I lost my bookmark and now I can't find the site. This message was edited by Rookie on 2-13-02 @ 12:57 PM

irishcros	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:19 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	Just so everyone knows, I decided to add a little banner proclaiming the officiality of this and other threads. Enjoy. Officially Self Appointed Moderator

YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01	Does this board not have the "sticky" feature?

71PLYMOUTH	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:17 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	Hey Sluggo667, I dig the cartoon picture of the band CLUTCH, that totally rocks, who drew t originally? and yes I am a new 10 post turd, but O&A are the new Messiahs and I will be here fighting for the O&A Army. They are comic genious', Norton included. Rest In Peace ,Stuart Adamson of Big Country -1958-2001

71PLYMOUTH	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:25 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02	They call me El Hefe,El primo de los matadors , the master of the metaphor , a chaw chewing troubador, the one you've come to love and adore.... AND I'VE COME .. TO TAKE YOU AWAY .. TAKE YOU AWAY , TAKE YOU AWAY, TAKE YOU AWAAAAAAAAAYY. Clutch fucking rocks ALL PRO ROCK, PURE ROCK FURY....................... Rest In Peace ,Stuart Adamson of Big Country -1958-2001

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	I need a "host" for some wow pics... any takers???

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	anybody who needs a host, including you, just click my sig pic to go to my yahoo group.instructions for uploading pics are on the front page and are basically idiot proof My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

wtf	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 11:20 AM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	quote: sticky sticky all over the place! apparently not - although it would probablybe easy to stick in the select's sort statement. quote: hosting i'll volunteer to host files too. email them to me & i'll put them up. wtf@opieanthony.com http://www.ssanstit.com/wtf/ This message was edited by wtf on 2-14-02 @ 11:24 AM

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 02-14-2002 @ 6:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Does this board not have the "sticky" feature? Umm, nope. "dream yourself awake" he calls "an eternity awaits us all open your eyes and be with me forever.."

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