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FDA
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 9:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I dont know If his live show is anything like how he is on the radio I wont be buying a ticket any time soon.

How many times can this guy say the same thing over and over "drink some HIV, Have a AIDSMcMuffin, I want to fuck an HIV,AIDS,Cancer crack addict." It does get old, and quick.



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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Norton live is an experience. You can't compare him on the radio to him in person. Before you jump to say how un-funny he is and how much he sucks, try spending the whole 10 or 15 dollars for a ticket and see him do his act. If then you still thinks he sucks, at least you have a reasonable basis for your complaint, otherwise quit your bitching.


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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Dear Mr. Nortonsucksbad,

I think that Norton does a nice job on the show. He knows his roll. Third person. Devils advocate. He asks guests some good questions(Ozzy interview for ex.) and well...

Fuck yourself! Norton is Fucking funny!

tankGrrl24
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Alright Deek allow me to digress:
Norton is funny, plain and simple. You are probably just pissed that he broke the silence about shoving your feet in the plastic bag in the dressing room while he ass raped you. Dont be a victim of penis envy. On a serious note though just dont fucking listen moron. Im sure there are thousands of other shows you could be listening to at that very moment like for example the Childrens storytelling hour on the lower stations ( I only know this because I drove for a living)like college radio. Seriously though Go AWAY!

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USA
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Why not go see him live before you spout your drivel? Then maybe you would see what makes him so funny and why you currently look like an ass.

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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I know I'm not in the position but it's obvious this guy just created a name to rag on Norton and why is it worth 'argueing' with these people about Norton's supremacy when they exist just to say 'Norton = bad?'



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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Ikeaboy asked:
quote:

why is it worth 'argueing' with these people about Norton's supremacy when they exist just to say 'Norton = bad?'
Because I need to release some aggression and this idiot walked right into my sights... and since when do we need a reason to tool on these idiots?
[elmer fudd voice]I thought it was always "idiot season".[/elmer fudd voice]

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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
At the risk of sounding like a kiss ass, *****FROY***** ****FROY***** is 100% correct. Personally I like Norton on the show and I saw him live for the first time last friday and I have to say it was by far the funniest set I've ever seen a comic do. Do yourself a favor TOOL fork over the $12 buck plus a few beers and have yourself the best time a tool like you can have.

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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

*****FROY***** ****FROY*****



It's funny cuz that's the way he starts all his threads. :)



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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
Did Norton fondle you?

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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I will admit at first, I cringed a bit at the type of humor Norton does, but after hearing it some more, and seeing him live, I love the guy... Just see him wear a baseball cap, and if you don't laugh hysterically, then you have no sense of humor.


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FDA
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Why would I want to go see his show when my first impression of him is not good? Granted he's funny at times. I just dont like the fact he beats the same things into the ground over and over. Just my stupid two cents. Ok now let me go drink some HIV and put on my plastic bags.


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enemies...Justice will be done" - George W. Bush

"Today We Have Done What We Had To Do, Quaddifi Counted on America To Be Passive, HE COUNTED WRONG" - Ronand Regan The night before we bombed Libya
Dan
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

I don't think O&A want him there all the time, but they don't want to insult him by asking him not to show up. Norton is like the annoying friend nobody wants to hang out with, but you feel bad ditching him.
I think you have Norton confused with Big Kev.

Anyone who thinks Norton is just a series of AIDS jokes has selective hearing. His pop culture analogies are rivaled only by Anthony himself.

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Clint Horrace
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Do yourself a favor TOOL fork over the $12 buck plus a few beers

Of course if your not old enough to buy the beer, you can always tool on Norton on a web message board.

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IkeaBoy
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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

His pop culture analogies are rivaled only by Anthony himself.
Dan makes a point I've mentioned a couple of times before. Norton is fantastic at esoteric references. he's like the Dennis Miller of O&A. Sure his AIDS jokes are what he's most known for but what makes him fantastic ARE those obscure jokes that only 10% of people will get.



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bman67
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Norton Sucks so bad, he makes Rich Vos look like a fuckin' comic genius!!! Nice head there DICK!



This message was edited by bman67 on 11-9-01 @ 6:28 PM
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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Norton Sucks so bad, he makes Rich Vos look like a fuckin' comic genius!!! Nice head there DICK!


Another one? Is this what happens when the fucking website gets mentioned on the air during a best-of? Somebody start checking intelligence IDs at the damn door!






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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 4:25 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Norton sucks...norton is bad...I dont like him because he sucks and is bad...

Christ...you sound like a fucking broken record...there is nothing wrong with not liking him...PLEASE BE A LITTLE FUCKING ORIGINAL...you have about as much variety as a carton of vanilla ice cream!!!

TOOL!!!

Friggin douchebag...

"Go drink a cup of AIDS!" - Norton

I didnt like him at first either...but he grows on ya after a while...after making me laugh hysterically a few times I quickly changed my tune

fuck off die go away you BORE ME!!!!!!

Sephiroth
posted on 11-09-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
LETS KILL HIM BECAUSE HIS OPINION IS DIFFERENT THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S!! HE IS OBVIOUSLY INSANE!

Jesus Christ people, does every single debate have to wind down to "OMG d00d u r so gay! go suck a cock u gay fag!"

He's obviously a gimmick poster, ignore him.

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This message was edited by Sephiroth on 11-9-01 @ 5:43 PM

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posted on 11-09-2001 @ 7:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01

If someone post shit like this just say
" I don't care about your opinion"
Norton is a comedian.
Some people will like him and some will hate him.
Ignore these fucking posts!
-Vinny
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posted on 11-10-2001 @ 6:08 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I think you have Norton confused with Big Kev.

LMAO, nice dan!!

Remember-Laughter heals.
Brundlefly
posted on 11-10-2001 @ 7:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Is this a Jim Norton thread? Okay just wanted to check in. This has been my daily Jim Norton thread reply!

By the way Norton rules!

Norton: Patty has the sex appeal of Brundlefly.

I <3 the Froy
MikeOxbig
posted on 11-10-2001 @ 11:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
IS this english im trying to learn?WHAT THE F?No clue on what you were trying to say. fROY wow ??

Im here to piss you off and make you think.
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posted on 11-11-2001 @ 1:20 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
wow mike for someone tooling on what others write, you sure are hard to understand. please post clearly, otherwise everyone will continue to f with you. froy makes perfect sense, try re-reading it.

Remember-Laughter heals.
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posted on 11-11-2001 @ 1:34 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Im here to piss you off and make you think.



Let's see, right now I think you're a hypocritical, illiterate moron. Thank you, kind sir, for making me think.




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