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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
What are some of your favorites?

Oh and for the record it was Alan Pakula who was killed driving down the LIE, Kubrick did in his sleep.



Tuesday November 13- CBS: JAG, Pedo Special...NBC: Frasier X 4...FOX: 70s Show, Undeclared, 24...ABC: Dharma and Greg, Spin City, NYPD Blue...UPN: Buffy, Roswell...WB: Gilmore, Smallville
windowlck
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Unluck Lottery: the girl at the "Tibetian Freedom Concert" that got hit by lightning


AIM me


"DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 9:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Last year a woman who drives a school bus was dring down a two lane road in my town.
A guy in a van going the opposite direction had pipes straped to his roof.
He crossed over and hit the bus head on. The pipes flew into the windshield and smashed this woman's face in. She died. Pus there was a bus load of kids who saw this woman with her face crushed.
-Vinny
NASA
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
You're minding your own business waiting for a train when Corky shoves you from behind as the train speeds into the station.



GodBlessAmerica.
fillyfanatic
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
when the woman that u married only because she is pregnant miscarries on your honeymoon.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
If Brokenjaw were to loose his other eye in a .....oh wait, that was done already. ;)


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


njstrawberry
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

when the woman that u married only because she is pregnant miscarries on your honeymoon


Would it also count when the woman that you married only because she is pregnant ends up telling you that the child is your father's on your honeymoon?

Sorry, I recently caught a repeat of Judge Judy.


...IT'S TIME FOR ECONOMIC WARFARE...

We MUST strike against the nations, which advocate, implement, harbor and financially support terrorism, by not purchasing their products or supporting their businesses!
Arthur Dent
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Four golfers all killed by the same lighting strike channeled through the steel spikes of their golf shoes.
Maynard
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Here's one....

A while back, in the town next to mine, a man was jogging on a fairly busy street and was struck and killed at an intersection.

The next year, his wife was also killed at the exact SAME intersection.


you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings
you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything

People suck.
o&aswallow
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
And the winners are (from American 587).....

Among them was 26-year-old Hilda Yolanda Mayor, a World Trade Center restaurant worker who survived the Sept. 11 terrorist attack only to board the jet that crashed into a New York neighborhood on Monday.
“She was my treasure,” her mother, Virginia Hernandez, said from the family’s Dominican home, where relatives wailed their grief.

Felix Sanchez, 29, also narrowly avoided death at the trade center only to die in the plane crash. Sanchez, who had left his job as a Merrill Lynch broker at the trade center Sept. 10, was flying to the Dominican Republic to meet with clients for his new career as a financial adviser to Dominican baseball players, friends said.

Navy Petty Officer Ruben Rodriguez, who took the flight to meet his wife and children in the Dominican Republic, also died aboard the flight, a family member said. The 32-year-old spent the weekend visiting family in New York after a seven-month stint on the USS Enterprise, the first U.S. aircraft carrier to report for combat in the war on terrorism.

You never know.







I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
PeterDragon
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I am friendly with someone who "won".
a) He served in Vietnam and was captured, and then helped arrange escapes, thus earning congressional medal of honor;

b) He gets married, and lives reasonably well in the Bronx. His wife gets ill, and it turns out that she has some kind of severe allergy disease.

c) they move to Georgia to help her, and get caught in a flood, losing almost almost all kinds of possessions.

d) they then move to Arizona, and a drunk driver kills his wife crossing the street.



This message was edited by PeterDragon on 11-15-01 @ 4:51 PM
NASA
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 4:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
I am writing as a follow-up to my post for favorite "Unlucky Lotto." I wrote on Tuesday that a real nice one was when a mentally disturbed individual (Corky) heaved you in front of a speeding 12-ton train. Last night, ding ding ding, we had a winner:

Woman Mangled in Subway-Push Horror
(NYPost) An emotionally disturbed man pushed a woman in front of a subway train at Grand Central Station Thursday- and fellow straphangers grabbed him and held him for police, authorities said.
Latchmie Ramsany, 40, was rushed to Bellevue Hospital, where police said she was likely to lose a foot.

The Brooklyn woman also had head injuries. Bellevue listed her in serious condition.

Ramsany was standing on an uptown platform at 7:45 p.m. when a man identified as Jackson Roman pushed her in front of a No. 6 train as it entered the station, police said.

Other people on the platform tackled Roman and police arrested him.

Roman, 35, spent the last year in a psychiatric hospital before being released about a month ago, police said.

Cops were looking into a report that he had been picked up a few days ago at Grand Central for acting strangely and then taken to Bellevue, where he was later released.

A military police officer on the platform said the suspect was familiar to plainclothes officers working the area.

"They knew exactly who this guy was," the MP said.

Police were interviewing the suspect last night.




GodBlessAmerica.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
regrding the subway pushing, one of the best/most famous episodes of Homicide:Life on the Street was an episode that dealt with a subway pusher and the last hours of the victim (Vicent D'onfrio) caught inbetween train cars.



Friday November 16- CBS: Flubs, Ellen, Life...NBC: Providence, Dateline, SVU...FOX: Dark Angel, 24...ABC: 8- Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, 9- Thieves...UPN: Buffy musical repeat, Iron Chef...WB: Sabrina, Maybe it's Me, Reba, Raising Dad, USA: 9- Billy Madison
I Rooned It
posted on 11-18-2001 @ 1:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Here's one that happened to a student at Rutgers...

Both her parents died in the twin towers and her brother was on one of the planes.


The World Trade Center may be in ruins, but the American spirit and unity will never be "rooned".


Email:Xkremint@hotmail.com AIM:SuckaMC26


HeyBEERMAN56
posted on 11-18-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
my favorite story is of this lady that used to teach spanish in my high school. this crazy bitch one day is walking and while crossing a busy intersection,is hit by a truck head on. she survies and a year later, marries the driver of the truck.

YOUR DRUNK BROTHER,HeyBEERMAN 56 another proud graduate of AUSTIN's school
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
here's another. just the lead though. /Aid Bundle Crushes Afghan House
By DAVID RISING, Associated Press Writer

BERLIN (AP) - A civilian was killed when a heavy bundle of humanitarian supplies dropped by parachute crushed her house in northern Afghanistan (news - web sites), the U.S. military said Thursday.




Thursday November 29- CBS: survivor, CSI (R), Agency...NBC: Friends, Inside Schwartz, Grace, Sisters...FOX: Quest for the Ring (LotR special), Family Guy (new), Temptation Island 2...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed...TBS: 8- A View to a Kill (so sue me, it's a bond film)
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
I'd like to play Future Edition of Unlucky Lottery... The 2-year-old in the stroller who is hit in the head by a radio personality's golfball in Stunt gone awry. (Opie essentially bet that no human would be hit...sports curse)



Tuesday December 4- CBS: Martha Stewart, Jack and Beanstalk...NBC: In Style Celebirties at home, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: Billboard Awards...ABC: Dharma, Spin, Blue, Philly...UPN: Buffy (R), Roswell...WB: Gilmore (R), Smallville (R)...

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 12-4-01 @ 5:56 PM
DannyNoonan
posted on 12-04-2001 @ 6:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

...radio personality's golfball in Stunt gone awry...


Being the loyal listener that I am, I actually thought about offering my services to do the deed, thus saving Opie from any liability.

I know I could carry it WELL into Central Park from 40 floors up and hell, I'd get to meet everyone. The deterrant, however, was a lengthy jail sentence for manslaughter. And to think, in my days of youth in surburbia, I did this regularly from my back-yard just to listen for the sound of a golf ball hitting aluminum siding or glass...ahhh, sweet memories. I guess you just become a pussy when you get older...;)




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