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Cunt-Twat
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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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our very own rich vos will be headlining at carolines on new years eve (dec 31). i believe there's dinner, dancing, and of course, the wonderful comedic styles of rich vos. reserve your seats NOW !!

btw vos, you owe me!!

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Remember-Laughter heals.
Kid Afrika
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 5:50 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Why? Why? Why?

Christ on a Crutch!!! Why would anyone want to spend New Year's with Vos? You could rent Schindler's List and have more laughs.


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
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how weird, you'll see him ring in 2002 with the same material he used to ring in 1980, 81, 82, 83, 84...



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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 5:57 PM      
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RICH VOS, appearing at Carolines Dec 31, with ALL NEW MATERIAL!!* Have a blast** ringing in the new year with RICH VOS! You'll never have another New Year's like it!!!***








*This is just a blatant lie.
**Said blast would be you holding a gun to yourself.
***Cause after you kill yourself, you'll never have another anyway.


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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:02 PM      
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FTL, you are not cooler than that guy. At least he is a model.





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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
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A Great man said it best when he said:

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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
does the guy in that picture have the gay chin?

Froy
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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
How many drinks did Vos offer to buy you for this one?

Actually, I'd love to go fuck up the act on a holiday, but I don't think I'm going to be driving into the city, two blocks away from Times Square on New Year's Eve.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 11-27-2001 @ 6:26 PM      
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actually froy, he offered me some cd, i think it's called "i'm kiling here" i dunno, i've never heard of it!

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Remember-Laughter heals.
Joey BigArms
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posted on 11-27-2001 @ 8:17 PM      
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Now I know what Cunt and Moron were talking about downstairs.


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Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 12:24 AM      
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quote:

Now I know what Cunt and Moron were talking about downstairs.


no joey, we were talking about it outside, don't you remember? i think it was before we noticed the drunk guy on the curb!!

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Remember-Laughter heals.
FoundryMusicHummercash
posted on 11-28-2001 @ 7:52 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
Rich Vos: Celebrating the NEW year with OLD jokes.

;)



GO DOWNLOAD MY WTC TRIBUTE MOVIE!!!

PC VERSION

MAC VERSION

You can also download my SCREENSAVER.


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posted on 11-28-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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quote:

no joey, we were talking about it outside, don't you remember? i think it was before we noticed the drunk guy on the curb!!



You totally missed that one. Inside joke... surprise surprise.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 10:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I didn't know I was headlining, on New Years Eve, they just asked me to work there with a bunch of other comics.Hey cunt twat how did you find out that I was headlining. Kid since your in that area of NY selling watches,along with those other basket on the head cousins of yours, maybe the club can give you guys a deal. Two for the price of one WIC check. Vos



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Kid Afrika
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
New joke. Same old tangent.

Watch your ass Vos. Those older Mercedes are easier to jack.

Just a friendly reminder, from your Local Neighborhood Negro.


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"




This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 11-29-01 @ 10:41 PM

Froy
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 10:41 PM      
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quote:

how did you find out that I was headlining



There is a sign outside the club with the info.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Kid Afrika
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 10:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

There is a sign outside the club with the info.

That's the "WANTED: DEAD BEAT DAD" sign though.


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"




This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 11-29-01 @ 10:55 PM

Froy
King Shit
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Which Rich Vos is performing? Real Vos or Clone Vos?



I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands


This message was edited by Froy on 11-29-01 @ 11:13 PM
IkeaBoy
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Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:36 PM      
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quote:

Kid since your in that area of NY selling watches,along with those other basket on the head cousins of yours, maybe the club can give you guys a deal. Two for the price of one WIC check
just some of the wonderful comic styling of rich vos



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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
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quote:

SPEND NEW YEARS EVE WITH RICH VOS


Yeah...but, no.





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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 9:23 PM      
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quote:

the wonderful comedic styles of rich vos



now that is funny.


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Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 12-02-2001 @ 1:28 AM      
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quote:

You totally missed that one. Inside joke... surprise surprise.


um, no i was talking to dinecola! moron explained the whole thing to me last week, sorry!

quote:

Which Rich Vos is performing? Real Vos or Clone Vos?


lmao, nice froy!!

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posted on 12-02-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
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quote:

A Great man said it best when he said:



"Try our new kosher chips! Oven baked, never fried!!"


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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
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quote:

Which Rich Vos is performing? Real Vos or Clone Vos?





How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




Froy
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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 6:13 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
The funniest part of that was watching Clone Vos show Rich how he himself did comedy.

After watching & listening to Clone Vos try to be funny for a few minutes, I found I had a new appreciation for Girl Scout Cookie jokes.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands


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